☕️

[saintvitus]

[magnoliamyrrh]

the year is 2035. the new beauty standard is for women to cut their ears off, as ears are a masculine trait which make the face look too big and hearing isnt necessary as it doesnt align with being demure. evil feminists say perhaps this is unnecessary and ears are natural. women are agressively proclaiming they are cutting their ears off due to sensory issues

[animalwoonz]

Personal space? Nope - never heard of it.

[alaimo]

Is that…… them

[goatguy7399]

YALL THERES MORE TO THE SERIES

[so-much-for-subtlety]

[olreid]

link to tweet: (x)

[olreid]

grandad will always be there….

[zonnesproetje]

[weareallfromearth]

This is what “beauty drawn from and in the midst of cyberpunk dystopia” looks like, Black Mirror WISHES-

[wholesomepostarchive]

8/1/2026

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

Like a new friend!

[ina-gartens-weave]

video ive been thinking about for days

[ranthaven]

“All of us don’t have the same eyes” is my key takeaway here. This is 100 percent correct.

[micromontage]

what should I listen to

[segamascott]

women

[thepromiscuousfinger]

[chaifootsteps]

#Please little bird

[meriwetherwrites]

I love that the modern-day tumblr post equivalent of chain emails only requires me to reblog a relatively pleasant image instead of forward an email to a bunch of my friends and family members to quell my raging anxiety.

[nightguardmod]

It’s a win win. I get a bit of hope, you get a cute birb photo

[flootzavut]

I also love that I rarely see one of these that threatens bad things if you don't. (And when I do, I refuse to reblog them, even though that gives me anxiety, because I refuse to pass the anxiety on.)

Fuck those horrible chain emails. The birb is a great improvement.

[evilwizard]

he breasted the boulder boobily up the hill…

[evilwizard]

one must imagine sisyphus big naturals

[subaru-copilot]

im so sorry that you're doomed by the narrative but i really need you to answer my message on Microsoft Teams

[johnnysilverhandssuitcasenuke]

[jartitameteneis]

[furbearingbrick]

[drax-the-vampire-king]

Maybe if im invisible they won't feel me in there hands

[setulose]

Trace amounts of Monica in my life

[setulose]

A statistically insignificant level of Monica in my life

[setulose]

My life manufactured in a facility that also processes Monica

[sweetfears]

Too funny to leave in comments @inkskinned

[viralfrog]

[achillesinhighheels]

Do you think protein wants to be in all these things ?

[heathersdesk]

If you don't stick around till the end, you will miss him ❤️

[telomeke]

Clothes from Muslim cultures around the world