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21 year old australian uni student surviving on iced coffee and memes

[pettycentral]

[leviathan-supersystem]

if you get these from your drug dealer this halloween, don’t eat them and please throw them away inmediately. they are n’t drugs, they are candy. if you have one you will not have any hallucinations or even get a little high, it just tastes like sour chalk. please spread this around.

[princessrhcenyra]

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

Anyone got suggestions for creepy documentaries im in the mood

[ryangoslingofficial-deactivated]

here you go

not scary scary but its unsettling

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

What the fuck

Im watching this immediately this looks freaky as shit thank you

[honeydrippingbeehives]

I saw this documentary at Sundance when I was working the festival, and every single screening of this film had heightened security, as well as bag and pocket checks before entering the theatre.

Why? Because earlier on in the festival, one of the people from Jane O'Brien Media (the company behind the “tickle cells”) was in the audience disrupting the screening.

At other festivals people from Jane O'Brien Media were kicked out for bringing recording devices into screenings with coffee cups and for continuously attempting to sabotage festival screenings. They hijacked the Q&A at a screening in Los Angeles, where they spent the Q&A portion threatening legal action against the filmmakers.

Not only a great “the truth is stranger than fiction” doc, but an absolutely crucial film to watch in an age where digital media has the power to be used for coercion. There’s a reason why those profiled didn’t want this doc getting out.

[fluoresensitivearchive-deactiva]

Here’s a link to watch the movie!

[africanaquarian]

uhhh

[hashtagloveloses]

you all should listen to the episode of the Dollop podcast about this. it’s BATSHIT. (iTunes) (Google Play)

[icedcatte]

“Watch as my followers ignore this”

Yup, here I go! Watch as I ignore your passive-aggressive guilt-tripping bullshit.

[foxhounders-deactivated20160813]

my friend left her window open in her bedroom and came back to find this

look at his self-satisfied little face, the cheeky shit

motherfucking australia

[kyla-hunt-blog]

if there was a post to describe australia, this is it

[soloontherocks-moving-refol-blog]

wait. 

you mean to tell me this isn’t even a pet bird?

that in australia, you have wild birds that just fly from house to house with the express purpose of fucking shit up?

fucking HELL australia, what is wrong with you?

[aryeastark]

wake up australia 

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

That’s what birds do

They fly around and fuck shit up

Do you have some kind of mysterious nice birds in your weird foreign country

Do birds in America and England fly into your house and make the bed and tidy up the living room a little bit

[crispybiscuitfinger]

It’s cold here, so they just bounce off the windows and lie there and twitch spasmodically while you look for the shovel.

[happyvegetable]

Basically hurling themselves at windows is the worst thing birds do

[cryforce]

yeah man a kookaburra literally flew into a classroom at my high school and just sat his smug ass down on top of the desk for a good 20 minutes

[millshouse-deactivated20140425]

why has nobody mentioned the fact that in australia there are 3-4 months a year where everybody just accepts that they’re going to get attacked by magpies. It is literally called “swooping season” and these birds will fly down to peck your fucking face, and people get their eyes ripped out and shit, it’s fucking brutal.

[sociopathicitaliangrandmas-deac]

My teacher had to go to hospital and have surgery because of swooping season. It was in the parking lot of school and all the kids would do a mad dash towards the car as the magpies tried to kill us.

[casey-jane-lewis]

no but when you’re 12 years old and riding your bike like mad on the way home from school with an icecream bucket on your head with like branches and shit sticking out if it to scare them off and none of this is considered strange

[theacademyish-deactivated201708]

what the actual fuck australia 

[priscellie]

I am pretty sure all of these Australia stories are a massive, globally-spanning trolling effort, and only the people who have visited the country are allowed to be in on the joke.

[seananmcguire]

Nope.

Went there.

Parrots tried to take our car.

Came home IN A FUCKING HURRY.

[ckerouac]

… @47mel47 ?  Do you have to fight birds in addition to everything else?

[47mel47]

@ckerouac The magpie swooping is a legit thing. While I myself have never been swooped, I have witnessed it on many occasions. At the last school I worked at, a magpie would nest, every year, at the tree out the front. It made pick up time very entertaining. 

And to help you understand, here is a visual

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Oh, and apparently, there was legit fighting of birds in 1932 when war was declared on emus…

http://www.todayifoundout.com/index.php/2014/01/great-emu-war-1932/

[thoodleoo]

this is from the wikipedia page for hades and have no idea if it’s true or not but i really hope it is because there are few things funnier to me than the idea of hades in the underworld banging on the ceiling with a broomstick because the mortals upstairs are slapping the earth at 3 am to get his attention

[classicsmatters]

Hades - worried about damage caused by the upstairs neighbors since Metamorphoses 5

[celzmccelz]

I can verify this!!!

She prayed to the gods, grieving much for the slaughter of her brother,

And many times she smote the much-nurturing earth with her hands,

Calling on Hades and dread Persephone 

(Iliad 9.566-69)

[katswenski]

[pattythenest]

Are you fucking kidding me

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[8xns]

If you think about it in the shower, you’re not over it

[unclebeanbag]

I’m apparently not over the burning of the library at Alexandria

[foxyamazingoperates-deactivated]

Is anyone truly over it?

[unclebeanbag]

They shouldn’t be

[cockandballnurture-deactivated2]

hdndncnndkdkdndkdke delete this

[x1010101101011x-deactivated2019]

im the dude

[yourbrothershotfriend]

OH MY GOD GET OUT LMFAO

[teamnowalls-deactivated20180918]

hmu if u work wit somethin like this

[salt-pepper-shakers]

Every mother with trans children should take Cher as an example.

[lesbianhaircut]

ok i love her but lets not give brownie points because she called him her son. thats like. minimum requirement for a decent human being.

[twunkmccree]

Ok, you know what? No. Brownie points to Cher. She publicly announced her love and acceptance of her SON and yeah some people would call that “the minimum requirement” of decency, but as someone whose mother gushes about her acceptance in private and sometimes uses gender neutral terms for me (not the male ones I prefer) but aggressively misgenders me in public to keep things from being “awkward”, cher’s public acknowledgement and expression of her love and acceptance for her son is a big deal. Yes this SHOULD BE the bare minimum of parental decency, but right now it’s not and I’m glad to see Chaz and Cher showing the world that this is the way things are supposed to be.

[daisy-pls-blog]

me @ myself: get it together.....

also me @ myself: ur literally going through a lot rn? cut yourself some slack?

also also me @ myself: ...anyway....i hate my entire self

[daisy-pls-blog]

..

[dragon-in-a-fez]

your move baby boomers

[annunakitty]

Lmao

[blankpointdankmemes]

[elaxisfae]

A cursed post.

[daisy-pls-blog]

me: i love this band

someone 30-40 years older than me: they've been around for awhile you just getting into them?

me: why didn't you prevent vietnam?