Theme? I’m Supposed To Have A Theme?

[Kathryn][22][She/Her] Overwatch, Sense8, Star Wars, Legend Of Zelda, Jane the Virgin and anything else that makes me laugh.

[earendil-was-a-mariner]

Bilbo: wait I get it now. The dragon is a metaphor for greed and power. We need to ‘defeat’ it by being humble when we get the treasure.

Thorin: Bilbo, for the last time, it’s a real dragon and it has my gold

[misbehavingmaiar]

It’s living in my house, Bilbo

[spacetaters-deactivated20200722]

ok but can we like start a petition for Cards Against Humanity to make a John Mulaney themed pack because i would be willing to spend all my money on that

[taylormademagic]

Suggestions:

Black cards-

• THERES A ______ LOOSE! IN THE HOSPITAL

• Eat ass, suck a dick, and sell ________

• Canceling plans is like ________

• Do my friends hate me? Or do I just need _____

• You have the moral backbone of a _______

• I’ll keep all of my ___________ right here and the one day I’ll die

White Cards-

• what’s new pussycat played 7 times followed by its not unusual followed by what’s new pussy cat

• smoking cocaine the night before your college graduation

• a 28 year old healthy man trying his best

• one black coffee

• STREET SMARTS

• shushing animals even though they’ve never spoken

• Delta Airlines

• the one thing they can’t replace

• an on fire garbage can… could be a nursery

• a sea of drunk toddlers

• a pre- y2k asshole

• Xanax

[hoardofhyperfixations]

Do my friends hate me? Or do I just need what’s new pussycat played 7 followed by it’s not unusual followed by what’s new pussycat

[an-anxious-gay-mess]

Eat ass, suck a dick, and sell the one thing they can’t replace.

[cyncity2000]

THERE’S a sea of drunk toddlers LOOSE! IN THE HOSPITAL

[klaus-mood]

[phroyd]

Thank Your Local Republican!

Phroyd

[ohgodshesloose]

Eat the rich

[phenoniix]

this is why old ppl never realize what they’re saying when they say “when i was your age i payed for my tuition all by myself” yeah well sorry susan my tuition is $35,000 a year and i make $7 an hour

[americachavez]

I respect and admire ellen page as a wonderful human and actor but she has never played a convincing straight person in her entire career

[americachavez]

honestly if they wanted this romance to come across as anything but “closeted lesbian tries to date the first man who shows any sort of interest in her because she has unresolved attachment and emotional issues” they shouldn’t have cast ellen page

[hereeatthiskitten]

#is this post about the umbrella academy or wilby wonderful we’ll never know (via @missionlameturtle)

[americachavez]

this post was about juno

[armandyke]

Just caught myself thinking “wow there must be like no ships in this fandom because they’re all siblings” and then I remembered 

[armandyke]

[armandyke]

People are tagging this post with all kinds of different fandoms but what really gives me whiplash is that MULTIPLE people have tagged this as “teenage mutant ninja turtles” 

[knife-friend]

scroll down for a pupper

APRIL FOOLS! IT WAS A KITTY INSTEAD!!

Hope everyone has a scare-free April Fools day! ^^

[seilnakyle]

The dc and marvel fandoms are having a very different day I see

[textbook-cervix]

Artist: Bill Mayer

[randomencounters]

Encounter: extremely large goldfish of the sky

[ohmysmokeythebear]

a conversation i had with a 96-year-old woman

[misfireish]

96 yr old: You know how your parents probably say things like, “you were BORN with the internet, you don’t know what it’s like to live without!”

Me: yeah

96 yr old: Well, my parents said that to me about electricity.

[heywriters]

I once made the mistake of asking a 96yo lady what she liked to watch on tv as a kid and she got a good laugh out of that before saying loudly, “I REMEMBER WHEN RADIO WAS INVENTED.”

[greelin]

here’s a concept: me, riding your ceiling fan like a gargoyle. you, smacking me with a broom. both of us are yelling

[parker-industries]

Sam: Guys, there’s a monster under my bed and it’s really ugly.

Bucky, on the bottom bunk: Honestly, fuck you.

[thecollectibles]

Art by Boris Groh

[bittylildragon]

I love these because all these huge skeleton monsters just seem sort of….sheepish. Or shy. Or almost sweet? They’re not trying to be intrusive, they can’t help that they’re big and look like they do. They’re just trying to be social, and are awkward about it. 

[tentacleteapot]

before I even saw someone had left this comment my first thought was “god, would it kill you to say hi to them?”

[debbie-sketch]

Studio Ghibli ♡

[datsmeyellin]

every culture has their ethnic donut and every culture has their ethnic dumpling… humans be frying dough

[sindri42]

Every culture also makes a sword. If they got metal they make a sword, if they don’t have metal they take obsidian or shark teeth or whatever it is that they’ve got and they make that into a sword.

Coincidence? I think not.

[gordon-freeman-official]

2 constants in all civilizations:

Tasty Fried Food

Danger Murder Sticks

[cydoniaes]

the mcelroys look like the least compatible people in the world based on just their appearances alone and it’s the funniest fucking thing to me

like, who knew that some elusive cool uncle who’s probably a trickster god sporting a hawaiian shirt, a goth cowboy who just stepped from a starbucks and is probably keeping the secrets of magic from the public, and an assistant regional manager for Staples who only owns clothes in beige are a) related and b) rule the Internet as reigning funnymen with a less-than-benevolent fist

[kaylizle]

[ruffboi-mags]

ok this picture is an important addition that everyone should see.

[adaned]

could someone caption my gif, i have no idea what i’m doing XD