The greatest detective in the world!

[daisy-wells-offical]

hallo Tumblr!

I am the honourable daisy wells!

I am a jolly good sport, brilliant at all I do, proud deepdean schoolgirl and detective society president

My best friend in the whole world is Hazel Wong, and I hope to make new ones on here! As well as checking for any suspicious behaviour

Im afraid to admit though I am rather lost. I came here from 1930's England, and it appears to be rather a different year now! And if anyone finds hazel do bring her to me! Hazel has been found! Usually I am the one going missing, so this is rather an odd thing to say.

Old pfp art done by @corvusfrugilegus-rook but currently using art by the mod @helpmemiku

now I think this is how you do this…

pronouns: she/her

sexuality: I suppose you could call me a lesbian. I also rather like the asexual label!

Occupation: schoolgirl, now in university (nothing else definitely

best friend: @hazel-wong-offical

Crush hated rival girlfriend : @amina-elmaghrabi-offical

there have been some rather annoying but admittedly remarkable children at the ministry lately. Tell me if you see them on here!

child 1: @fionnuala-omalley-offical

Ooc: this blog is typically set after dss pre moua but can be during moua or even pre dss depending on wether it’s convenient

@imp-offical @evil-duck-offical @evil-bread-offical

@shadow-milk-cookie-offical @shadow-dimension-offical @bladelickster-offical @revenge-offical @labyrinth-offical @brit-detector-officaldetector-offical @britain-offical @homosexuality-offical @queer-detector-offical @sappho-offical @evil-duck-offical @autism-offical @adhd-offical @duality-the-chaos-god

Do spread the word of my glorious arrival!

[daisy-wells-offical]

Is it a persecutor alter or just the bad thoughts that most people get? And more questions about myself that I will continue to refuse to unpack for the foreseeable future

[ash-willow]

happy birthday daisy wells my icon i miss u come home

shes definitely not calling amina on the ministry help line

she would never do that

@natqwp is ur wifey <3

@daisy-wells-offical is you 😨

[daisy-wells-offical]

That's me alright!

[the-grim-reaper-offical]

I crave connection. I shall post on multiple of my blogs at once until I get interactions character interactions on at least one.

[daisy-wells-offical]

hallo! I am the honourable daisy wells. What say we have a chat then?

[the-grim-reaper-offical]

Oh hello there.

[daisy-wells-offical]

I see you are… the grim reaper! Death himself! Quite impressive I must say, (though I’ve never much believed in the paranormal)

may I ask about the ways people come to you? I must say I’m curious

[the-grim-reaper-offical]

Just the usual. Dying. I am just the simple guide. Though, clipping or choosing your arrival to my land is optional.

[daisy-wells-offical]

I wonder how I am talking to you then, Daisy wells does not die after all, though. Well, I must ask you what you do! Do you enjoy your work? Is it a bore? Though you must be rather good at it I suppose,

[the-grim-reaper-offical]

It can be repetitive. I have guests. And a family I suppose. And all the other chaos that goes down to the other versions of me.

[daisy-wells-offical]

well I suppose many things are repetitive. Wait. How do you know about the other versions? I understand (much to my chagrin) that you work on levels I cannot understand (yet) but pray do tell!

[the-grim-reaper-offical]

Well a whole situation. Hard to explain. Informed by some.

One universe everything is nice and peaceful. Another I was kidnapped by the king in yellow. The other I’m in the mafia. Another one where I live with the moon. Very bothersome to remember.

[daisy-wells-offical]

it sounds it! But admittedly it sounds exiting too. Isn’t the king in yellow a book character? I’ve read it, it was rather good, but it’s hard to believe that he’s real. We do not live in a book! At least that’s what Hazel tells me

[the-grim-reaper-offical]

We could be in a book. How are you sure you aren’t? You could be in a variety of places. A book seems like a logical one.

And it’s pretty real in that universe.

[daisy-wells-offical]

I mean, I’ve felt like a book character before! I like to think of myself as rather a heroine! This is why I cannot die. But books are fiction at least the way I see it. The way most see it. but I suppose everything could be real. So I suppose I cannot argue

[the-grim-reaper-offical]

I crave connection. I shall post on multiple of my blogs at once until I get interactions character interactions on at least one.

[daisy-wells-offical]

hallo! I am the honourable daisy wells. What say we have a chat then?

[the-grim-reaper-offical]

Oh hello there.

[daisy-wells-offical]

I see you are… the grim reaper! Death himself! Quite impressive I must say, (though I’ve never much believed in the paranormal)

may I ask about the ways people come to you? I must say I’m curious

[the-grim-reaper-offical]

Just the usual. Dying. I am just the simple guide. Though, clipping or choosing your arrival to my land is optional.

[daisy-wells-offical]

I wonder how I am talking to you then, Daisy wells does not die after all, though. Well, I must ask you what you do! Do you enjoy your work? Is it a bore? Though you must be rather good at it I suppose,

[the-grim-reaper-offical]

It can be repetitive. I have guests. And a family I suppose. And all the other chaos that goes down to the other versions of me.

[daisy-wells-offical]

well I suppose many things are repetitive. Wait. How do you know about the other versions? I understand (much to my chagrin) that you work on levels I cannot understand (yet) but pray do tell!

[the-grim-reaper-offical]

Well a whole situation. Hard to explain. Informed by some.

One universe everything is nice and peaceful. Another I was kidnapped by the king in yellow. The other I’m in the mafia. Another one where I live with the moon. Very bothersome to remember.

[daisy-wells-offical]

it sounds it! But admittedly it sounds exiting too. Isn’t the king in yellow a book character? I’ve read it, it was rather good, but it’s hard to believe that he’s real. We do not live in a book! At least that’s what Hazel tells me

[the-grim-reaper-offical]

I crave connection. I shall post on multiple of my blogs at once until I get interactions character interactions on at least one.

[daisy-wells-offical]

hallo! I am the honourable daisy wells. What say we have a chat then?

[the-grim-reaper-offical]

Oh hello there.

[daisy-wells-offical]

I see you are… the grim reaper! Death himself! Quite impressive I must say, (though I’ve never much believed in the paranormal)

may I ask about the ways people come to you? I must say I’m curious

[the-grim-reaper-offical]

Just the usual. Dying. I am just the simple guide. Though, clipping or choosing your arrival to my land is optional.

[daisy-wells-offical]

I wonder how I am talking to you then, Daisy wells does not die after all, though. Well, I must ask you what you do! Do you enjoy your work? Is it a bore? Though you must be rather good at it I suppose,

[the-grim-reaper-offical]

It can be repetitive. I have guests. And a family I suppose. And all the other chaos that goes down to the other versions of me.

[daisy-wells-offical]

well I suppose many things are repetitive. Wait. How do you know about the other versions? I understand (much to my chagrin) that you work on levels I cannot understand (yet) but pray do tell!

[the-grim-reaper-offical]

I crave connection. I shall post on multiple of my blogs at once until I get interactions character interactions on at least one.

[daisy-wells-offical]

hallo! I am the honourable daisy wells. What say we have a chat then?

[the-grim-reaper-offical]

Oh hello there.

[daisy-wells-offical]

I see you are… the grim reaper! Death himself! Quite impressive I must say, (though I’ve never much believed in the paranormal)

may I ask about the ways people come to you? I must say I’m curious

[the-grim-reaper-offical]

Just the usual. Dying. I am just the simple guide. Though, clipping or choosing your arrival to my land is optional.

[daisy-wells-offical]

I wonder how I am talking to you then, Daisy wells does not die after all, though. Well, I must ask you what you do! Do you enjoy your work? Is it a bore? Though you must be rather good at it I suppose,

[the-grim-reaper-offical]

I crave connection. I shall post on multiple of my blogs at once until I get interactions character interactions on at least one.

[daisy-wells-offical]

hallo! I am the honourable daisy wells. What say we have a chat then?

[the-grim-reaper-offical]

Oh hello there.

[daisy-wells-offical]

I see you are… the grim reaper! Death himself! Quite impressive I must say, (though I’ve never much believed in the paranormal)

may I ask about the ways people come to you? I must say I’m curious

[the-grim-reaper-offical]

I crave connection. I shall post on multiple of my blogs at once until I get interactions character interactions on at least one.

[daisy-wells-offical]

hallo! I am the honourable daisy wells. What say we have a chat then?

[moonarchy]

ADS THAT SUDDENLY TAKE UP THE WHOLE PAGE

[moonarchy]

ADS THAT SUDDENLY TAKE UP THE WHOLE PAGE AND PLAY MUSIC

[dip-dop-pines-deactivated201603]

What about ads that play music, but you can’t find them anywhere on the page?

[moonarchy]

[thegamerinallofus]

Still hearing the ads music after you close the page

[elfzelda]

having adblock

[silver-tongues-blog]

Sites that forbid adblock

[running-in-blind]

When ads pop up even when Adblock is enabled

[cosmic-noir]

When porn ads pop up unexpectedly

[vampire-crimson]

this post gets better everytime i see it

[satanicedition-blog]

When you try get rid of the add really fast but accidentally click on the link that sends you to seventy different pages before you can go back.

[cipheral]

THIS POST KEEPS GETTING BETTER

[satanicedition-blog]

When the ad shows something you’re actually interested in.

[randomfanposter]

When you have to wait to skip the ad

[shitadriensays-blog]

When the ad is about abused/animals needing homes

[doublerainbowcosplay-blog]

@extraordinaquari

[nearsightedgirl]

I dub this post “The Legend of Advertisements”! 

[balance-is-here-deactivated2016]

when you get rid of the add but it keeps coming back.

[dsmaster7173]

It got better.

[askchibirainbowgate-deactivated]

Making it my goal to reblog this once every day lol

[midnight-mocha-is-vibin]

When you get so many ads at once that the site you’re on crashes and you have to reload the page.

[goregutz-moved]

wHY IS THIS SO ACCURAT E

[dovewithscales]

I found this amusing, so here you go.

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[no-one-offical]

‎

[gerbilofspace-deactivated202603]

Friendly reminder that Robin Stevens said this

Meaning if it's not specified in the books your hcs have basically been confirmed

[freedominthedarkmp3]

One time this man approached me in a bar talking in Spanish. So I assumed he was Spanish and we started speaking, we had a whole ass conversation and at some point he was like. So what part of Spain are you from? And I said well I’m Italian actually. What part of Spain are you from? And he was like. I’m Greek.

[pastelpinkcheeks]

One time I was in Argentina and I was so tired of trying to speak Spanish because I’m not very good at it lmao so I broke into exasperated English and the retail seller girl quickly understood me and engaged me in conversation. We talked for a while, she introduced me to a makeup brand, and then I decided to buy it. While she was packaging the purchase, she asked me if I were from the US or perhaps the UK and I just said “oh no I’m Brazilian hahah” and she looked me straight in the eyes and said, in clear Portuguese, “I’m Brazilian too”

[ex-evil-genius-deactivated20220]

When my dad went to China on a work trip, his Mandarin speaking wasn’t great but his listening was fine (his first language is Cantonese) and he encountered a German guy who had moved to China to work. My dad knew how to speak German because he studied it in university (but wasn’t great when it came to listening to new vocab he hadn’t studied before), and the German guy knew Mandarin because he lived and worked in China, so they had a conversation where my dad spoke to the German guy in German and the guy responded in Mandarin. I’m sure it confused a lot of their coworkers who just saw the Asian guy speaking German and the white guy speaking Mandarin.

[theriversdaughter]

Some years ago, I worked for a manufacturing company that had a service depot in China.  One of the engineers from the main office here in the US spent most of his time at the depot.  The problem was that he didn’t speak *any* of the various Chinese languages, and no one at the depot spoke any English. They all, however, spoke Spanish.

[1stsana]

I love the world

[no-one-offical]

‎

[gerbilofspace-deactivated202603]

i want all the mmu main cast to have officials so expect a bunch of mmu official to show up and then never be posted on.

[daisy-wells-offical]

Looking forward to it!

[fionnuala-omalley-offical]

What does being a “swot” mean?

[kitty-freebody-official]

why!?? Are people calling you a swot? IS IS MAY OR THAT HORRIBLE BRAT MARRELA SEMPLE.

[fionnuala-omalley-offical]

It is both of them, I think May is only joking though.😊

[daisy-wells-offical]

i also called you a swot!

[fionnuala-omalley-offical]

Yes, you were not one of the options though, hence I didn’t mention you.😊

[daisy-wells-offical]

i see...

still, how dare you two not mention me!

[fionnuala-omalley-offical]

What does being a “swot” mean?

[kitty-freebody-official]

why!?? Are people calling you a swot? IS IS MAY OR THAT HORRIBLE BRAT MARRELA SEMPLE.

[fionnuala-omalley-offical]

It is both of them, I think May is only joking though.😊

[daisy-wells-offical]

i also called you a swot!

[kitty-freebody-official]

HII

my name's kitty and since some of my friends are on this app I thought that it would be fun to join too.

Name: kitty freebody

Age: 21

Sexuality: idk what this is because I'm from the 30s but.... Pansexual..... I think.

Pronouns: "she" or "her" is preferred but I don't really mind :)

ooc stuff

Uhhhh

School has just started up again for me so this prolly won't be updated very much but I'll try.

There will be slight beanie X kitty and beanie X Lavinia X kitty but I'll try to keep to cannon as much as possible.

Gonna tag the other mmu officials here (so sorry if I missed anyone) @hazel-wong-offical @daisy-wells-offical @amina-elmaghrabi-offical

Feel free to ask me any thing (in or out of character) but for ooc things id prefer if you used my main blog @gerbilofspace

[daisy-wells-offical]

Oh hallo! Fancy seeing you here!

Now we have plenty time to catch up but, I feel the need to introduce you to our newest, @fionnuala-omalley-offical . She is only occasionally annoying! And is very much like beanie

[kitty-freebody-official]

thank you.

I actually teach her and her friends.

Your right @daisy-wells-offical they are very annoying,

And they suck at games (especially Hazels little sister)

[daisy-wells-offical]

Well of course she does! She's Hazel's sister! But all the same it's surprising that bundle of malicious energy can't at least run laps

[kitty-freebody-official]

exactly i don't know why I had such high hopes for her.

The thing is I that she's not even the worst one the boy (Eric) just stops halfway through and plays with the rats in the bushes

@fionnuala-omalley-offical your not much better then your friends.

[daisy-wells-offical]

Oh Eric. I lied when I said Nuala was like beanie, Eric is far more similar to her. And besides I remember clearly the things you tried to get out of games when you were a schoolgirl!

[the-irreverend]

Watching Eclipse getting his shins busted for the whole episode was peak comedy.