The Prodigal Disapointment @daldos - Tumblr Blog

If you can’t find a place on your blog for Patrick Stewart in a bathtub dressed like a lobster, then your blog probably doesn’t deserve such majesty anyway.

revdrfrog

It has returned to my dash and I cannot fight the compulsion to reblog…

dreaming-jaybird

the patrick lobster appears only once in a thousand years, reblog for good luck

pikadxrat

you, reading this. you're a creature now. reblog to creature your followers

teathattast

get creatured idiot

cupsofjade-deactivated20250509

oh thank fuck i thought i was never gonna get creatured

nick-nonya

Nothing important get better. Everything gets worse

iwantsweetrevenge

mortimermcmirestinks

lot of people are going to be sent careening three posts down their dash and crashing into a brick wall because of this post

sp8sexual

fuck it homebrew boop button. reblog this post to boop the person you reblogged from.

computer-girlfriend

s-lycopersicum

Oh, you think you're safe now?

Nothing can deliver you from these paws!

skimmer-vode

Reblog to animatedly boop your followers

Hey, gamers. I need help. I've been out of work for some time now due to medical issues and am now facing loosing my residence. If anyone could help me not loose my place for another month I would greatly appreciate it. Please help if you want, if not, no hard feelings 💌

#i don't know what tags to use #I'm just #i dunno #i hate this #please help if you want #it's okay if not #💌💌💌

khayriya-deactivated20250830

Good morning, you have to be the thing that saves you

diasporaslippage

#junkrat

worst-egirl

🌊 lugias-sopping-anus

Can't stand how people will learn that humans are related to Pokemon and somehow come to the conclusion that different people are different types. That's not how this works. That's not how any of this works.

🍑 pechaberrysoda

there are literally so many fighting type people what are you even talking about lmao

🌊 lugias-sopping-anus

Your genetic make up doesn't just magically change type because you took a karate class. Do you also think your Charizard is a Grass type now because it learnt Solar Beam?

✨ ace-trainer-luna

But aren't Psychic type people a thing? Some humans have telekinetic powers, I'm pretty sure there are a few gym leaders who have them. There are even rare cases of children born with psychic abilities.

🌸 cynthiasfuturewife

that's still just learning moves

🌌 mistyterrain

As an actual Psychic type, this post is really disheartening to see. The fact that people who still refuse to acknowledge the existence of psychics are so common is just shocking. We exist!

☣ deathtounova

no one's refusing to acknowledge the existence of shit, you just don't know how types work

🌌 mistyterrain

The sheer ignorance on display here, it's obvious you're just mad you're a normal type lol.

☣ deathtounova

how bout i karate chop your ass and we'll see how "not very effective" it is

🌌 mistyterrain

Typical physical attacker brutishness, resorting to violence as usual

🦧 return-to-mankey

didn't you claim you manifested the kyogre disaster in hoenn?

⚡ electrictypesfuckyeah

WHAT

🥀 cradilyzone

Actual professor here! Genetically, all humans are Normal types, though some of our relatively recent ancestors were Psychic. Part of what let us succeed as a species was reutilizing the brain power originally used for psionics to language and tool use. We do still have some vestigial psychic power that can be trained, though it's quite weak compared to most Pokémon. As for those born with psychic powers, this is considered nowadays to be like an egg move, passed down from parent to child. And no, obviously learning Fighting moves doesn't make you a Fighting type, there is no way for a human to change their type.

🌔 hexmaniac

my grandma became a ghost type

🔶️ bigjiggly

I-

🔞 mega-miltank

What about swimmers though, they're water type, right?

📀 HM-69

did you even read the post

🪴 n-did-nothing_wrong

Are we all just ignoring OP's url?

🌊 lugias-sopping-anus

Team Plasma apologist blog, opinion discarded.