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Happy Halloween!
Two Harukos is too much? I'd say that's fooly cooly!
The day Present Mic died
Is nobody going to bring up the fact he just STOLE that mcfuckinâ hat??? And nobody cared?????
nO KAREN,
WE SHOULD FOCUS ON THAT!
TOTALLY NOT THE FACT THAT
HEâS THE GODDMCFUCKINGDAMNTRAITOR!!
Look for me at AWA. :)
I am the most Snajiest Snaj that ever Snajed...I also have too much fun with capes! Sanji Vinsmoke is a tortured soul.
âThere are no countdowns in a real fight!!!â
babies!
Huh? Oh hey there~!
We are the OneïŒ
Heâs definitely a city boi...fits right in with the noise!
Get your limited edition Present Mic Vinyl Figure! Comes in 2 poses!
Why are customers stupid as fuck
âDoes the decaf coffee have caffeine?â What the fuck do you think!
âCan I get a bacon sandwichâ
âWhich one sir? We have three of themâ
âThe one with the bacon on itâ
Hi my name is Customer McDumbass and I ordered six frappaccinos, all different, during a rush right before my flight is supposed to board and Iâm mad my drinks arenât done yet!
Um. Decaf has caffeine. Chemically decaffeinated somewhat less so than Swiss water process decaf, but it still has enough to fuck with particularly sensitive people.
I mentioned this in the replies but the customer asked because they wanted the coffee with the MOST caffeine and thought decaf was that. It was genuinely stupid I promise
Me: âI have a small cappuccino for Caitlin!â
Customer: âWhat? But I ordered a large Americano!â
Me: âWhatâs your name?â
Customer: âLaurieâ
I have customers walk away with the wrong drink so often because of that constantly. Like maâam, you ordered a large frap. Does this medium hot cup really seem like itâs the right beverage for you???????
âAnd WHY exactly canât I use my coupon?â
ââŠbecause your coupon is for a regular priced item, and your item is on sale.â
âWell, how was I supposed to KNOW it was on sale?â
âWell, ma'am, there was a sign right above it on the shelfââ
âI came in here to SHOP, not to READ.â
Dude I have people with bones coming out of their body asking me if I think itâs an emergency and if they should go to the hospital or wait till it gets better. Like humans are just plain stupid
WHY CANT I USE MY COUPON TWICE???
âWhere are my vouchers? I was told I would get them!â
âNo sir, you took out business with us two months before the voucher offer started.â
âSo Iâm going to get my vouchers?â
âNo sir, because you started business with us before the offer began.â
âI want my vouchers!â
âYou arenât eligible for any voucher sir.â
âThis is ridiculous! I was told I would get vouchers.â
âActually sir weâve listened to all the calls, and no one mentioned the vouchers to you.â
ââŠSo when will I get my vouchers?â
B o I
Reblogging for the comic
That âgrabbing the obviously wrong drinkâ thing pissed me off so much when I was a barista. It really made me lose faith in humanityâs intelligence.
Yesterday a woman who ordered a mocha grabbed someone elseâs chai, despite names being announced and written on cups, drank half of it, then returned it and yelled at me because it wasnât her drink. Customers really are that stupid
I work at a hot dog place and I had a couple come in and order two hot dogs. One plain and one with onions and mustard. I labeled them so they knew which was which but they returned a little later complaining that his hot dog didnât have anything on it even though he ordered it with mustard and onions and that his girlfriends hot dog had mustard and onions instead of being plainâŠ.I didnât even know how to respond.
I once had a woman complaining about how small our clothes were fitting her. She was shopping in the childrens department.
Me, closing up: wow Iâm so glad itâs two minutes until I go home
Tourists:Â
For to-go specialists...lol
âWhy is my food cold???â
âSir, you ordered this about 2 hours ago and that was when it was madeâ
And then you get the manager...and thatâs a whole other story...
Happy birthday Joe!!! Glad to hear you sing finally!!!
Fall Out Boy all the way