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[loss-dot-mpreg]

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[inthisquarter]

Me on November 1st, floating away until next year.

[piraticoctopus]

Hi this is one of my favorite pictures of Pikachu ever

[piraticoctopus]

@bowlcut @yourfavoritewerewolf I tried

[damaramango]

The prophecy

[draconym]

I often work with children and it makes me kind of sad when I’m at work and I start talking to a small child and their parent says something like, “oh, she’s sixteen months, she can’t understand you.”

Like, 1. I know what a toddler is and 2. not with that attitude she won’t.

[draconym]

There are a lot of great additions to this post, but I think this also may be the time for me to share one of my favorite stories about myself.

Growing up, I spent most days with my grandmother while my parents were at work. My grandmother was a spry old Estonian woman from Saaremaa who had herself grown up on a farm, but her favorite hobbies in her retirement were reading, being a card shark, and gardening. She had a lovely backyard with a lot of flowers: both those native to Maryland and some that reminded her of her homeland. She spent a lot of time out in the garden, and my very earliest memories are of sitting in the grass watching her putter around in the dirt on her hands and knees.

So one weekend afternoon when I’m perhaps barely a year old, I’m at my parents’ house on their day off, just sort of noodling around on the grass behind our townhouse. My mom thinks she hears me babbling to myself and so she quietly sneaks up behind me, hoping to maybe catch some of my first words.

As she gets closer, she notices that I’m pulling up grass in my fat little baby hands while I mutter something. Just fistful after fistful of grass and tossing it in every direction. She gets up right behind me and finally she can make out what it is I’m saying as I rip up the lawn:

“God damn weeds. God damn weeds! God damn weeds.”

[hnggggproblems]

“ you’re so considerate!”

Haha thanks , I was raised in constant fear of upsetting people so yknow * fingerguns *

[theequeerstrian]

Today someone told me I’m nice and I literally said “thanks it’s the emotional trauma”

[damaramango]

To this day I wish I can stand loo up straight against the wall 😔 it would look sick

[rebootera]

[setheverman]

i love this so much

[grimbrother]

this the got damn crunchiest bass line ever and i will always reblog this video when i come across it.

[lavelis]

P:

[bogleech]

[mavisbeaconofficial]

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

What in God’s name is this

[dozy-draconequus-deactivated202]

Uhhh so I can tell y'all for sure he WASN’T eating that eggplant….

[theshockinglyeloquentdog]

this keeps getting worse

[nonapkinsilickmyfingers777]

[historicaltimes]

Cleaning women washing a crucifix, 1938

via reddit

[thewolfbroughtindoors]

Me, thinking they’re hosing an emaciated child down the stairs: oh jesus…

Me, realizing it is in fact our lord and savior on the cross: oh, Jesus…

[jocollins]

i should not be laughing about that note

[cyrenqueer-deactivated20221107]

[warriormale]

Many guys think that big muscles are Manly.

Conditioned trained bodies are Manly, bodies train to fight.

Big muscles are big muscles.

No indication that the owner can fight.

Fighting produces Manliness, not big muscles.

WarriorMale

[powerburial]

[eurofox]

That’s old man jenkins

[theaustinstollhaus]

HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO TEACH YOU THIS LESSON, OLD MAN?

[thy-lovelylionheart]

can we please stop pointing at sweet, sensitive, caring guys and immediately saying “gay. they’re gay.” can we please stop perpetuating the idea that only gay men can be gentle and empathetic, that of course he’s gay because he’s tender and sweet-tempered, that maybe he’s trans because his voice is feminine and he has “girly” interests, that straight men can’t be gentle and kind and compassionate and fragile and respectful and delicate and gentle. Your sexuality doesn’t determine your disposition, and your disposition doesn’t determine your sexuality.

[catchymemes]

[quacksinorder]

💀

[xonjeliex-deactivated20230928]

😩😩

[noonieebaddass-deactivated20190]

What In The Hill Billy Fuck…

[prettyandmean]

This tripped me out!😂

[preciousniya]

DONT ERASE THE LINE

[drinkyourjuiceshelby]

[marinasdaily]

[there-is-still-some-liquor-left]

this may seem cynical and unfair but i hope the idea of social media influencers dies. i hope all of it crashes and burns. i want nothing more than to see this budding industry rot.

[there-is-still-some-liquor-left]

like if you aren’t actively promoting a skill then what’s the entire point? why are you making money? why do i care? if you’re not a comedian, if you aren’t dynamic, if you aren’t interesting, if you are not CREATING things- what is your point? what are you selling? how can you sell your soul to flex your unrealistic amount of wealth and attractiveness to young people? why are you so obsessed with vying for public attention? i want to see people like the paul bros and lele pons go bankrupt in the next decade.

[spicee-furb]

[sparkel-dog]

Yo if you have a Samsung phone camera be sure to turn this off, it’s automatically turned on and set to 3.

It hides blemishes and freckles to make you “prettier” which is fucking disgusting

Like look at this shit. With it on and off. I hate it