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[philcollinsenjoyer]

about 90% of fanfiction takes place in a utopia where men are thoughtful and unsure of their place in the world

[mycatismyfriend]

@skulandcrossbones this might be the greatest tag on a reblog I’ve ever seen.

[doubleloner]

tag your traumatized man comfort character

[idontcare552]

May I say more?

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[sweetcandiedunicorns]

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[barissoffee]

If you live long enough, you see the same eyes in different people.

Happy Star Wars Day to the Star Wars Trios!

[thememedaddy]

[sexybritishllama]

bf has announced it's 'kiss a dork day' and keeps kissing me in celebration but when i try to kiss HIM he holds me back and says 'no sorry I'M not a dork' and because he's bigger and stronger than me i am gaining no ground in this battle. i'm fuming

[sexybritishllama]

TERRIBLE NEWS woke up this morning and bf has announced it's kiss a dork day today again and showed me that he made it a reoccuring annual event on his calendar. march 13th is now my enemy

[mailmanwonthelottery]

Happy March 13th to all those who celebrate

[sexybritishllama]

[sexybritishllama]

some people clearly scheduled this post to get reblogged on 13th march so the notifications helped me realise what day it was before my bf was awake so i was like hehehe this time i'll get him for sure. but no. he woke up and immediately blocked all of my attempts like fucking neo

[shreekofjoy]

You've been hit by 🔪

You've been struck by🔪

A mad senator! 🔪

[brothermouse-skeleton]

Thinking about the three Knives Out Watsons out solving a mystery together:

Marta: Don't worry, I can pay for this *slams down a ridiculous amount of money, shocking the others because this whole time she's been driving a shitbox car and using the world's most busted up phone*

Helen: DAMN! *Suddenly remembers there's a Priest here* Sorry Father Jud, but have you ever seen that much money?

Jud, pushing down panic: Well...uh.... I've seen...the riches in the bosom of Christ, so....

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