AN INANIMATE FUCKING OBJECT @mailmanwonthelottery - Tumblr Blog

Me and my cousin have an ongoing bit where we pretend we made "slightly better" versions of things where we'll be like.

"That was a pretty good movie, but not as good as my movie, House of 1001 Corpses," or "I guess this song is okay. Kind of reminds me of a song I'm working on called 'Faster Car'."

Never once has it been funny or made anyone but us laugh.

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This reminds me of a joke I have with two of my cousins

tom-a-fox

Puppet show :)

#this is just tumblr

sexybritishllama

i like to pretend that i'll be contrarion and actually not want to fuck astarion but if i'm being real the chances are probably slim. idk what his personality is actually like but he LOOKS like a smarmy white haired pretty boy and my track record with those types isn't like, promising

sexybritishllama

oh okay yeah so i'm like FUCKED fucked

mailmanwonthelottery

I badly misinterpreted this and thought they were talking about burgerpants

LIFE UPDATE FOR THE 0 PEOPLE WHO REMEMBER THAT THEY FOLLOW ME

I realise I never post and barely reblog, so in the like 10 years since I've talked about myself here, I figured I would write down what has changed since then/literally anything about me

SO:

I am currently doing a PhD in robotics and ai (fuck gen ai)

I am like 29ish

I am still in England

I still post like shit

I mean that's kind of all that's changed?

tl:dr if you read this and still have no idea who I am, this is probably your cue to unfollow me, I will probably continue to post sporadically, maybe more frequently, but still mostly just reblogging shitposts

sexybritishllama

when i say i am thinking about The Character sometimes that means i am gently rotating them in my mind with curiosity and fascination and love. sometimes it means i have them in my jaws like a dog violently shaking a chew toy. sometimes it's both simultaneously. you understand

mailmanwonthelottery

I am someone who has never seen, or even looked at, FFXIV.

Pitch me on Emet-Selch

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>nothingburger

>small potatoes

>?

>everythingbagel

mailmanwonthelottery

big mac

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Rating: cute

We all love it when cats do this. What a classic. You can tell the cat is in no danger because its not to scared.

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devilmaycry3dantesawakening

genuinely one of the funniest games i've ever played.

#rip gustave turns out the paintress had a sniper rifle #expedition 33 #clair obscur

luncheon-aspic

Me in the pussy if I'm being honest

#why would they make a fire escape that men won't be able to find

dozydawn

sterling silver seal peppers, 1882.

cosmic-navel-gazin

@godblessthesickos

#air pods

sexybritishllama

bf has announced it's 'kiss a dork day' and keeps kissing me in celebration but when i try to kiss HIM he holds me back and says 'no sorry I'M not a dork' and because he's bigger and stronger than me i am gaining no ground in this battle. i'm fuming

sexybritishllama

TERRIBLE NEWS woke up this morning and bf has announced it's kiss a dork day today again and showed me that he made it a reoccuring annual event on his calendar. march 13th is now my enemy

mailmanwonthelottery

Happy March 13th to all those who celebrate

#its that time of year again

dubioushonour

Spin this wheel of ~300 AO3 tags three times.

Congratulations! The 4th dimension exists and you are their FAVORITE blorbo. The tags you got are from the most popular, most influential fanfic starring you. How are you feeling?

this is the best possible outcome for me

this is pretty good

this is fine. i guess.

this is terrible actually

they're assassinating my character

i'm suing the fourth dimension

Voting ended onFeb 13, 2025

#government experimentation #age difference #tragedy #hey 4th dimension what the FUCK

based on how the last two episodes have gone flora's gonna end episode 3 like this