Damien Wulf of the Riot Office, At your service.

Made just to interact with project moon tumblr and also minor rp as my fixer oc pfp made by CooArtByMollie on Etsy

[depsidase]

[adruze]

1000 times this.

[decemberwinter]

what do you mean elon musk did a nazi salute on live tv at the united states presidential inauguration twice and is now erasing the evidence off the internet by replacing the footage with the crowd cheering instead?

would be a shame if people reblogged this, wouldn’t it?

[nepenthean-sleep]

straight white people making a romance movie: haha what if it was illegal to have sex? wait what's lawrence v texas. wait what's mclaughlin v florida. wait what's loving v virginia

[ninewheels]

As preposterous and stupid as this fucking movie's premise sounded (for a light-hearted rom-com, and not The Handmaid's Tale) I didn't want to think about it too much until the movie actually came out, and then I could see if it was somehow more intelligent and subversive than the trailer let on, but guess what, it's even worse!

One Night Only review: Pull out from this sex-negative rom-com

If this is what it takes to get a rom-com greenlit these days, maybe we should just let them die.

Sex workers are thrown under the bus, shown only as thieves who fleece men in the woods at night, while queer sexuality is relegated to a few scenes with Allie’s roommate (a woefully underused Quintessa Swindell) and a handful of pans past blurry same-sex extras making out in the background. “This night is for the straights,” Swindell’s character says to Allie, before saying that queer people have worked around straight laws for centuries.  This is supposed to be a nod to queer resilience, but largely comes off as straightwashing the history of anti-LGBTQ legislation in this country that led towards raids of queer clubs and incarceration of queer people in the not-too-distant past (let alone the current barrage of anti-Trans and LGBTQ legislation currently in the works and on the books). It’s also ignorant of the long and fraught fight for the normalization of age-of-consent laws, which, by the way, did not happen in all states in this very country until 2003. Yes, that’s not even thirty years ago.  By the end, our intrepid protagonists have not had sex with anyone, because this is a film about Romance with a Capital R (and I guess sex is not part of romance!) and for that very same reason they ultimately embrace the fascist state of things. They aren’t the only ones who refuse to fight back. No one in this cursed film is protesting this mandate beyond “repeal” signs in various windows and some creative graffiti (...) (...) If we are supposed to believe that the film is making some subversive statement about the state of sex and bodily autonomy in this country, it cannot end with its leads embracing their chains. That’s just warmed-over conservatism running around in sheep’s clothing.

[nepenthean-sleep]

yeah i wrote this post having only seen the trailer, but jesus christ. was this movie a psyop LMAO??

also, for the unaware: mclaughlin v. florida was a 1964 supreme court case that struck down a florida anti-miscegenation law that criminalized cohabitation (and thus, as implied, sex) between white people and people of color of opposite genders. anti-miscegenation laws made marriage and sexual relationships between white people and people of color, most often specifically black people, a FELONY in several states in the united states up until the 1950s and 1960s. though it was already struck down by the supreme court, the state of alabama didn't repeal their law until 2000! there were THREE ATTEMPTS at codifying anti-miscegenation into the us constitution!

like yes, the issue here is partially straight white people's ignorance on the united states's history of homophobic policy, but it's also really important to recognize that arguably the majority of the issue here is straight white people's ignorance of the united states's history of codifying eugenics and antiblack racism.

the premise could have been interesting as a serious dystopian story, especially taking that history into account, but it wasn't written that way at all. this movie should never have been a fucking romcom making light of the violence the united states (and many other countries) has enacted on any kinds of sexual relationships it deems undesirable.

[nepenthean-sleep]

can y’all maybe reblog this version i feel like people are forgetting about the racism and just focusing on the homophobia

[vampiricbisexuality]

like to charge, reblog to cast <3

[vigilantsycamore]

Tumblr pillow fight

Reblog to hit the person you reblogged this from with a pillow

[sexboobomb]

I want to learn more exclamations that aren’t strictly just religious stuff. “Jesus Christ” this, “oh my god” that, nah I want something fresh.

What are some of y’all’s favorite exclamations that aren’t about god?

[sexboobomb]

first submission and we're already off to a fantastic start. absolutely love this one thank you

[sexboobomb]

ok its time for the challenge round now we want nominations that arent about sex either actually

[mbrainspaz]

had a friend who used to make new ones up on the spot. The only one that stuck with me was 'good golly jelly beans'. If something catastrophic happens I go for 'that's not ideal.'

[foldingfittedsheets]

@chekhovs-tantrum

Absolutely not letting you leave these in the tags.

[damienwulfriotoffice]

By the head!

(ooc: Oh my stars.)

[galloping-windmill]

Theyre going to trap me in a timeloop for fun .

[galloping-windmill]

Theyre going to trap me in a timeloop for fun .

[damienwulfriotoffice]

Sweet, how is it?

[renaldmarlene]

i forgot to post on this website any . look at this

technically made for an au swap thing which is totally not super easy to tell who noelle swaps with here

[renaldmarlene]

woah . big fucking number (big fucking amount of people) ... yknow for having so many people in it online spaces sure feel a lot smaller than they probably should sometimes aint that right lads and ladettes and nonladarys . its almost as if the variety in how people approach and interact with them sometimes makes it harder to mentally register (or keep mentally registered) that yeah this is shitton of people

tldr : WHAT !!!!!!!!!!!

anyway maybe i should actually think more about the au thing instead of just having a collection of loose concepts in my head blu hu hu

[damienwulfriotoffice]

I want to see your swapped burger pants or whatever their name is since noelle is tinsel pants.

[damienwulfriotoffice]

I’ve got a longer drive ahead of me in the upcoming weeks and I’m dreading it a lot. Can your OC drive? If yes do they enjoy it or would they rather avoid it? Do they have any bad driving habits? If they can’t drive how do they usually travel?

Damien wulf does not have a driver's license

And since they live in the city, if they are heading out of their district I imagine they are taking a warp train.

[jirai-h4n4k0]

no decoration because this is very serious.

trigger warning for extreme violence, r*pe, and m*rder. Please spread awareness of this case.

[blueshroud-official]

sorry this is so unexpected to see on this blog, but this should be given as much awareness as possible.

[musashi]

Hey can you guys reblog Cheeseburger so he can take a sunbeam nap on lots of blogs. No other reason I just want you guys to see him.

[angyllxblues]

As this post gets sent, it would officially have been 4 years since I met my bestest friend, my dearest buddy, my loveliest wife and QPR @kawaiifan34.

I seriously can’t believe it. It’s been 4 years since you came to my DMs, told me you were straying away from a certain server, and then we chatted, every day since then, without fail. Through it all, I never once regretted saying hello to you. So much has happened since then. You adopted the nickname I gave you. We got into Ikenfell, Detective Grimoire, Project Sekai, Limbus Company, so much more. From every Brawlhalla stream we did, to every doodle you made. Every time we talked, it brings a tear to my eye just thinking about it. 15 year old me would be shocked to find out we’d end up becoming queerplatonic. Silly as it might sound, I’m sure he would be kicking his feet knowing he’s with his platonic/possibly romantic crush right now.

And through it all, I fought tooth and nail so that we could be together. Even when you lost your Discord account, even when Discord got banned there, I never wanted to lose you. You mean the world to me.

And here I am now, actively pursuing the things I love most when nobody else believed in me. I began to love voice acting again, and now we’re in a project together. All because you messaged me 4 years ago today. I don’t think I could ever imagine a life without you. Without your smile or your support. No matter how hard life gets, I can always sleep peacefully knowing you’re always by my side. I’ll keep on living if it means I’ll get to be with you someday soon. One day, we’ll be together and spend the rest of our lives being with each other.

I love you, Ley. Thank you for the most amazing 4 years of my life. You’ve brought joy into my life when I thought it would never happen. Here’s to another four, four hundred, forever years with you. Thank you for everything, my dearest buddy. My dollop of hot honey. <33333

I’d like to know why you…Are all alone while I’m…Lost at sea…Maybe we’ll be there when you want…

[weaseltotheface]

Everybody say "thank you south america" for the humble potato

[damienwulfriotoffice]

Thank you the continent of South america

[were--ralph]

the problem with tumblr spells is all of you lil sluts are casting and not giving it time to charge so you're all casting cantrips and not 9th level death spells. everyone wants to be the one to take them down no one wants to be the one who assists

[were--ralph]

we're going to try again witha little but minimal casting

IT will happen in August of 2026. like to charge and reblog to cast but cast sparingly

[were--ralph]

Wait stop. everyone +like now and spread it a little but cast on the same day in August. lets try August 6th or something.

[were--ralph]

CAST NOW

[frankenmouse]

It is so ridiculously easy to gain a reputation for being competent by just reading signs.

This is not metaphorical. I mean actual, literal pieces of paper/plastic/metal/whatever explicitly erected to inform the public.

“How did you know this was the right trail?” I read the sign.

“Wow, how did you know what that flower is?” There’s a SIGN.

“How did you know we needed to use the side door?” THERE IS A SIGN POSTED ON THE FRONT DOOR.

Just…why are we having such different experiences of the world? People can read. I KNOW they can read. There’s nothing wrong with their vision.

Just. READ. THE. GOD. DAMN. SIGN.

This also applies to:

Syllabi

Instructions

[toweringclam]

[damienwulfriotoffice]

"Please, for the love of the head, just read the god damn Pamphlets!"

Ishmael, tired of being the voice of reason

[jewishbarbies]

so christopher nolan drilled into an active historical site to rig a scene, dumped a bunch of plastic skeletons into the ocean with no plan to fish them out, and ruined an actual Viking ship on loan from sweden and refuses to pay for damages. all for that garbage movie.

[littlegreen]

enough.