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[surreal--memes]

[1dclowns]

[fleshanimal]

My new favorite thing is realtors adding “NOT HAUNTED” to for sale signs, completely convincing any sane person that the house is definitely haunted.

[mutttooth]

me, a middle-aged white man in the midwest with marriage troubles and two kids that need a fresh start in a new town:

[cheaphalloweencostume]

all those terms for when you dont really like something but someone else does and you respect that… youve heard of “not my cup of tea” and “whatever floats your boat” and now its time for this phrase to shine

[skarchomp]

lars all due respect but no the fuck it isn’t

[cheaphalloweencostume]

sounds like this one just isnt your fav hentai of pennywise and that’s okay

[hungwy]

Gonna b honest. A lot of hot ppl go to art museums. I’m one of them

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

im 2 ugly they won’t let me in

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

that and my shirt that says “i eat oil paintings when security guards aren’t looking”

[perhapsarat]

JK Rowling in 2019: Lily was pregnant with Snape’s baby when she died and that baby…turned out to be Dobby.

[kwikemart]

“hey wanna come over and get drunk or someth-”

me:

[yodelmachine]

My laundry basket is self-loading.

[fieldbears]

My day has not been great, and this actually really helped

[evolution-incarnate]

shork time

shork 

[shittyasmr]

kidzbop is gonna be like “my anaconda don’t want none unless u like fun, hun!!”

“oh my gosh. look at her heart!”

[thatawkwardtinyperson-deactivat]

It’s worse

[haru-desune]

This is frightful

[knightlyhoods-deactivated202404]

this has got to be THE funniest sentence ive seen all day im gonna cry

[quaadude]

Me getting my name called to get my order at Starbucks

[funnyaminals]

the internet is for cowboys only

www. ? it stands for wild wild west

[enfjvenus]

today’s tea

[parakeet]

Me: *gives snail cucumber slice* 🐌: munch munch Me: *literally sobbing* you ask for so little but you deserve so much

[whiteyoda]

[flowury]

nothing felt as good as paying off your mortgage in animal crossing. fuck

[lambpots-deactivated20250110]

imagine how paying off your mortgage in real life is gonna feel

[flowury]

nowhere near as good. Blocked

[clankrnernes]