after all, "meme" is just "me" twice

23 | uk | he/him | could do with a nap

[frogmp3]

if i had ADHD i would simply stop being hyperactive and inattentive

[frogmp3]

i would simply um

[frogmp3]

um. so i would just

[vin-ill]

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

Yup that’s what it’s like

[weepycat]

vampires can't creampie you until you ask them to come inside

[weepycat]

heh. i do my best for my people

[hustlerose]

nobody has been bullied for being a nerd since like 1990 and star wars and superheroes and video games have been mainstream to the point of oversaturation for like 20+ years now and adult man babies still have a persecution complex. may divorce be with you 

[hurglewurm]

when the vampire lady is trying to seduce you but you’re workin through stuff

[valtsv]

the intricate ritual of fighting back to back against an enemy horde w someone

[valtsv]

the intimacy of knowing your partner’s moves and combat style so well that you adapt your own to complement it so that you form a more effective team in battle

[valtsv]

the romanticism of passionately kissing your battle partner when the fighting is over while you’re both still covered in dirt and gore and surrounded by smoking rubble and the corpses of your enemies

[aksldhfgaajdshgaslg-deactivated]

people always be saying they wanna date a himbo but it’s actually a full time job to stop them from hurting themselves

[apyr-core]

under communism we will all be forced to work in the catgirl maid cafe

[dilfgmancoolatta]

is it unionized

[apyr-core]

[the-marxist-mash]

[medievalthymes]

you’re gonna look me in the eye and tell me this didn’t happen last week

[neoliberalismkills]

if your leftism doesn’t include fighting antisemitism then I’m really not interested in your leftism

[neoliberalismkills]

I can feel the leftist goyim trying their best not to look at this or think about it. I see you. I see how easily y’all accept antisemitism when it’s against people you don’t like, and it pisses me the fuck off.

[beaft]

If carp could speak they would all have French accents

[beaft]

mon dieu.... you have caught me....

[straycatj]

きょうは わるさしてないのです

オレをしんじるです

I haven't done any bad mischievous... Trust me...

[straycatj]

しんじてもらえないので ふてねするです

I'm sulking on my bed because quite a number of people don't trust me

[albertserra]

[rita-remade]

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[daluz]

[nyctoheart]

oh my g- RIKU LOOK OUT OH MY GOD

[logarto]

eww why are you having salad

are you five years old

[moonmoon-aint-stalk]

a friend of mine is allergic to salad, when he eats salad he literally throws up

[logarto]

ok. i am not your friend who is allergic to salad though

[lookskindadeadinside]

this glitch is making every funny post 10x funnier bc it looks like the text equivalent of when someone just stares at you silently after you make a joke

[midiport]