[nickigrants]

i hate movie snobs who act like the only good movies are old classics and feats of artistic genius. if i am entertained all the way through a movie, it’s a good movie. that’s it. those are my standards.

[cleoselene-deactivated20260315]

“reblog this or your mom will die”

“seriously judging everyone who doesn’t reblog this post”

“if you don’t reblog this post you have no soul”

“you reblogged something from an OP who is bad”

“i don’t care what your blog is about, spread this like wildfire!”

[manoessay]

I felt this post

[transmasc-starscream]

He söup hot.

[harry-crane]

December 18th

Me: (.)(.)

Tumblr: *Tazes me*

[uryyybel-deactivated20190320]

Tumblr headquarters on Dec. 17th

[btvs]

[markantonys]

me: this fun and lighthearted movie made me happy, therefore it is a good movie

film critics:

[officialdavidduchovny]

[peachpitgirl]

what the fuck is this

[fyeahfoxmulder]

he loves shrimp can’t you read

[c4tto626]

sometimes you just gotta indulge your inner 13yo and play online dress up games for 3 hours straight

[lesbostomping]

friendly reminder that the only reference to non-straight people even existing in the whole of 7 harry potter books was that one time in ootp when dudley made fun of harry saying cedric’s name in his sleep, asking mockingly if that was his boyfriend’s name. that’s it. that one homophobic insult was all that jk rowling ever delivered in canon. whatever she says on twitter or in interviews does not erase the fact that she chose, and still deliberately chooses not to represent us in her works, even though the chance presented itself several times. she just can’t risk the love of all the homophobic white dudes who still idealize snape and lowkey agree with the wizard nazis

[hummusenthusiast]

[madness-and-brilliancee]

the “this is your house I’m not making you sleep on the couch” “yeah but you’re the guest you take the bed” conversation between ur otp right before they share the bed reblog if u agree

[anxious-but-whatever-deactivate]

Alternatively:

“Move bitch I’m taking your bed”

“It’s MY BED”

“I’m the guest.”

-bed owner just like plops down on top of guest- “we share or no one sleeps”

[aliferous-ly]

i love both of these equally

[demilypyro]

I never learned how to swim and at this point I’m too embarrassed to

[demilypyro]

We have dams dude this isnt fucking atlantis

[joey-wheeler-official]

yeah but they wont hold forever…

[demilypyro]

Underestimate the power of Dutch engineering again and I’ll obliterate you

[diablocodys]

nothing will ever surpass the comedy of bella standing in front of the fan and then the shot of edward literally looking like hes forcing down vomit

[diablocodys]

[khofnak]

anyway has anyone figured out why stuff costs so much money yet

[bothgoth]

it’s cause it’s so expensive

[sridevi]

[theglowpt2-deactivated20200101]

oh you think your life is hard? try being a gay rat living in france who hates your dad and just wants to cook

[1992hondacervix]

*80s pop playing as I lay dead in the middle of the woods*