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[catchymemes]

[eebie]

[xanaxfarts]

4000cc breast implants :)

[mackie-ds]

[brblifuk]

[cosmic-aria]

[aariatov]

I don't know how to tell you this. But the wizard in the picture is canonically Saruman.

[metatextuality]

#saruman's big artificials vs. gandalf's big naturals

[queer-as-city-folk]

They're called puppies because you want to give them uppies into ur lap

[the-stew-goblin]

Puppies into the stew cauldron for a little swim so they can munch on the potatoes and beef

[gingik]

[girlmostlikely]

[eebie]

I just ate one

[eebie]

You can lie when you name things

[enbaluka-tokyo-drift]

[queerbaitingsbiggestvictim]

the bisexual irish slut who's slightly evil is my new favorite trope

[angelnumber27]

[honeysider]

[esynk]

[batshit-auspol]

Fun fact for our international followers: If someone in Australia cuts down a tree on public land to improve the view from their house, the local government will install a sign to block that view again

[roach-works]

this is the sexiest thing i have ever seen

[liminalbeauty]

That is so punk rock. Well done, Australia.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[anyataylorjoys]

[depsidase]

[seravph]

“what’s the worst fruit” i hope you fucking die im strangling you what the hell is wrong with you. ‘the worst fruit’… has god not made all of these fruits in the same light???? cunt

[rottenlittlefink]

Red Delicious Apples

[punk-rocking-nerd]

[parakeet]

5th from the bottom on applerankings.com

[voidsentprinces]

May I someday gain the same level of succinct cutting vitriol criticism as the applerankings.

[rappersdoingnormalshit-blog]

[st3fan00]

Why Wayne got socks in the jacuzzi

[whitegirlsaintshit]

those are his hooves you bitch

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

happy 10 years of those are his hooves you bitch

[whitegirlsaintshit]

why the FUCK am i still on here

[nianeyna]

[florial]

[batbetbitbotbut]

"focaccia, serves 4" yes all 4 me

[batbetbitbotbut]

"tiramisu, serves 2" yes all 2 myself