Quality Trash

Maddy | 27 | she/her | aries

[lymphonodge]

scrappy doo has been found dead in miami

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

[the-little-armored-one]

[valentinemira]

🥰

[hjartasalt]

Made the worst brownies ever created just now

[hjartasalt]

Chat where did I go wrong

[nuka-rockit]

the reviews are in

[dragon-in-a-fez]

idk if I've told this story on here before but one time I was sitting at my desk at work and a random dog I'd never seen before strolled into my office and curled up at my feet. and I was like oh you are adorable but what the fuck?

then a woman knocked on the door and said "oh I'm so sorry he's a therapy dog he's trained to seek out people in severe distress"

and I was like right okay, just getting my whole life drive-by roasted by a dog then

[plasmalink]

The axe forgets. The tree forgets. The squirrels in the forest forget. Nobody remembers

[plasmalink]

post cancelled

[feeshies]

Funny growing up in the late 2000s and seeing constant "don't text and drive" warnings, PSAs telling us to put our phones down behind the wheel, wait until you're home to send that text, a phone-distracted driver is a deadly driver etc etc

Only for modern car manufacturers to be like "we made the car a phone :) now you have to text and drive to change the radio station :)"

[dogpuppy]

[awoooniper]

*pointing at your wife*: you know that thing would eat you if you died, right?

[zulashur]

Cider is like if beer transitioned and stopped hating herself

[is-it-the-ides-of-march]

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

It creeps ever closer

[disteal]

shout out to everyone who participated in the january-february mass depressive episode

[disteal]

Thank you everyone for another great turnout to the january-february mass depressive episode

[agentmilayawithshield]

how the news found me

[12doomed]

but sometimes my arms bend back

[kaijuno]

[roconize]

Bad Content #31

[strawberry-crocodile]

I just wanna say the original is like a thousand times funnier than all the edgy sex joke versions. Some of us are just autistic about reptile phylogeny, bitch.

[sun-almighty-wukong]

oh this is the original?

[predatory-lesbians]

wait, isnt NSFW the letters on the compass

[yeenobabino]

So close.

[the-foolish-fool-who-gets-fooled]

north south FUCK west