DaMuffinBoi

They/them I post random shit

[dumdolly]

who just sent me money “for being perfect”

[dumdolly]

turns out boys r useful 4 sumthin

[naked-yogi]

^ yup.

[squeejaw-deactivated20180323]

Reblog to let your followers know it’s okay to send you $40 for “being perfect”

[nudityandnerdery]

I’ll also accept $20 for “being pretty okay”

[systlin]

I’d take $10 for “She’s alright most of the time, I guess”

[constellations-and-energy]

I’ll take $5 for “she’s okay when she’s not posting stuff”

[joasakura]

$2.50 for “Completes autonomic biological functions adequately”

[thequantumqueer]

someone just sent me 69¢ and you know what that means:

[atlas-prime]

[juxtapoesition]

I will accept 10 cents for being a bitch

[damuffinboi-blog]

I will accept -10 cents for being worthless

[weavemama]

DO NOT SUPPORT SALVATION ARMY 

[jackharknessday]

I can back this up. It isn’t only their shelters.

I have a family friend who worked at our local Salvation Army headquarters as a a secretary. This particular office took all the Christmas donations for children in need, put them in a warehouse, and on a designated day the staff and their friends picked through them all, taking whatever they wanted. She saw people hauling away bikes donated for specific families. Some local children had hundreds of dollars of gifts donated in their name, and on Christmas they received three cheap things, items likely not even from the person who sponsored them.

My friend quit, and I’ve not given them a dime of my money since then.

Do not give to the Salvation Army.

[gayfeatherfiend]

Do Not. Give. To. Salvation. Army

[rab-it-deactivated20231030]

My turn.

I’m a wildfire and disaster logistics specialist.

I deal with a lot of agencies who provide disaster relief.

I used to say the Salvation Army’s disaster services were the one (literally the ONE) good thing they did.

They would come in, set up a canteen trailer, make and pass out hot coffee and donated food in a disaster, usually being one of the first agencies to get there and the last to leave.

Then I found out.

Every time they did this, regardless of if they were actually invited or deployed by the agency in charge (usually FEMA, sometimes others) they would SELF-DEPLOY. Meanjng they would just show up. Ok. That’s not TOO bad, sometimes agencies have to take initiative and get there before the red tape is sorted out. BUT. They, after they left at the end of the incident, they would send FEMA or the host agency a BILL. They used one or two paid employees (usually the driver of the truck and a supervisor); and many VOLUNTEERS, but they would bill for EVERYONE’s Labor at standard federal rates. They would bill for the food they distributed even though it was all donated by another agency or private parties. They would bill for the coffee they made and the supplies. Except they would use electricity from the shelter location, water from donations or from the shelter, and in many cases, they would get the coffee and industrial filters DONATED, but bill for them at retail prices.

Don’t FUCKING give to the Salvation Army.

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🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈

[isa-ghost]

This is one of the most adorable Pride posts I’ve ever seen

[ebonykain]

Scheduling this to reblog on the day before National Coming Out Day (Oct 11th).

Because if your aren’t ready yet, for any reason, that is your right to not come out yet.

If YOU are out but have a friend who is NOT, it is not your right to out them. Respect their wishes, respect their safety, respect their health.

Encouraging your friends by promising to stand with them when they come out: Good.

Bullying your friends by saying they owe it to the LGBTQIA+ community to come out: Bad.

It’s okay if someone isn’t ready yet.

[thechekhov]

As someone who was outed against my will LONG before it was safe for me to be out to my family, I’m gonna say this as loudly as I can:

You don’t HAVE to come out! To anyone! You don’t owe it to anyone. Nothing is more important than your safety. If it’s better for your situation to stay closeted, please do that!

Coming out should be a personal decision. It should be a choice you make because you feel you will be happier for it. It should be something you do when you believe it will enrich your life.

[damuffinboi-blog]

This is just awesome

[damuffinboi-blog]

[forever-memes]

I need you to find the difference between this picture and this picture

[damuffinboi-blog]

These spot the difference games are getting harder and harder

[forever-memes]

Oof

[forever-memes]

RIP

[damuffinboi-blog]

Happy Coming Out Day!

Happy Coming Out Day to all the humans out there scared to be who they are

I see you young girl feeling awkward as your mom teases you about your “secret boyfriend” wondering when she will ever realize that’s not who you are

I see you beautiful woman stuck in mans body feeling confused and upset

I see you closeted asexual trying to convince your friends they don’t need to hook you up with someone

I see you nonbinary person cringing whenever your father calls you “young man”

And I see you openly queer person living your life the way you were meant to

I see all of you, whatever your situation might be, I see you and I accept you

I’m proud of you, even if you can’t be proud of yourself

I love all of you humans

Remember you’re loved just the way you are

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[damuffinboi-blog]

Same man

[a-fucking-necklace]

reblog if you remember:

•crystal sands before the waterslides •coming into jamaa next to Mira •epic wonders being added •the diamond shop being added •when spikes were sold in jam mart clothing •lions being added •when headdresses were sold in jam mart clothing •when good plants were actually sold •parties being added •the summer carnival’s first year •the phantom vortex •kimbara outback being added •falling phantoms being added •best dressed being added •the cool lil animation you could watch after making your account about the alphas vs the phantoms •adventures being added

if you remember anything else reblog with more. i know these aren’t beta days but it’s still from the earlier days of animal jam. i could think of more i wanted to but i’m lazy :P

[out-of-context-animal-jam]

[damuffinboi-blog]

My favourite quote. It describes my life so well

[damuffinboi-blog]

My friends saying it would be better if we just lived in the wild without civilization...I have my doubts...

[damuffinboi-blog]

Me when I think about climate change

[damuffinboi-blog]

When you’re running down the stairs and you step too close to the edge of the step and for just a split spine chilling moment you feel the world falling away underneath you, and after this terrifying experience you realize that life is way too short, and you swear to be more careful so that you never have to experience that horrific falling feeling again...

[damuffinboi-blog]

Your bones are moist