So I was out to coffee with my friend (after I ran away from class bc I was freaking out about something irrelevant) and I opened my ig to look at Dan’s story.
Just to help understand the story more, my friend is a gay guy who doesn’t know who dnp are
So I open the story and see this:
Friend *looking at my phone upside down from across the table*: twink alert, whos that?
Me: a person
Friend: is he one of the guys from your old high school?
Me: no
Friend: family friend?
Me: no
Friend: can I see more of him?
Me: sure
So I open Dan’s ig and scroll through some pictures to show him a decent one, so I show him this:
Friend: he has DSL’s
Me: sure
Friend: okay for real where did you meet him, can I have his ig?
:
Friend: *more talk about him being a twink*
:
Friend: wait. Kristie. Don’t tell me he’s fucking married. How fucking old is he?
Me: 27
Friend: bit old, but I’ve had older. How olds his husband?
Me: 31
Friend: I see the appeal. Daddy material
Friend: I don’t know how but he’s gayer than I am. Can I see more of his husband, I need to know my competition
Friend: shit can I fuck both of them? Think they’d mind?
Me: sure good luck
Then we went on and kept looking at more pictures, my friend showing big interest in them
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Friend: how long have they been married?
Me: uh,,,,,, that’s kind of difficult to answer?
Friend: how long have they been together?
Me: 2009-ish
Friend: damn almost 10 years. Impressive.
Then I finally told him that they were youtubers and told him majority of their story along with the fact that they’ve lived in 3 apartments together and speak of getting a dog together. I also mentioned that besides a few old posts nearly a decade old, their sexualities are seemingly a mystery and not discussed, and the nature of their relationship isn’t discussed publicly either.
Friend: I get a vibe.
Me: a vibe?
Friend: curls (dan) is at least bi, and quiff (phil) is absolutely Gay.
Me: interesting.
