moist

kidulting through my 20's

[hausofbhd]

[sickthot]

Witnesses say they asked Britney why she shaved her head and her response was, “I’m tired of plugging things into it. I’m tired of people touching me.”

i can never not reblog this

[britneyjustin]

T-Pain: “That was the most beautiful thing in the world. Do you know why she was shaving her head? Because it was so important to other people. She is like, “Listen. Don’t touch my hair anymore. Stop touching my hair.” People were like, “We’ve got to make your hair before you go outside. You can’t leave.” She went … “Now I don’t have hair. What you going to do?”

[fieldbears]

The older I get the more her breakdown seems less ‘unbalanced’ and more ‘completely understandable’

[delta-breezes]

[sexioto]

[fuckyoubateman]

An actual photo of me

[hopesumners]

[fjdksljlkjljklkjljk-archive-dea]

ron weasley really, at the age of thirteen, stood on a broken leg between his best friend and a man he thought to be a mass murderer and said “if you want to kill harry, you’ll have to go through me first” and yet some of y’all STILL think he was a bad friend/person/character

[animationsource]

Tangled (2010)

[just-shower-thoughts]

If your New Years Resolution was to eat out less, you’re killing it.

[thegoodvybe]

[drarry]

I fucking love that it’s fanon that Snivelus is Draco’s godfather because that means at some point Lucius and Narcissa were both like “you know who should look after our one precious beloved son should we pass? our severely depressed friend who literally never showers and physically can’t stop whacking it to a dead girl”

[obi-quiet-deactivated20170627]

Car sex just got a helluva lot easier.

[therenaissanceratchet]

or homelessness

[fonzworthcutlass]

two kinds of people.

[primesinister]

you could put a dead body there and put a blanket on it and people would think they were just sleeping and it would be a great way to transport dead bodies inconspicuously. 

[happybirthdaykiddo]

* three kinds of people.

[fandomsdevouredmysoul]

[punished-lincolnshire-poacher]

HOW CAN YOU EVEN HAVE A GIF THAT’S THAT SPECIFIC?

[jessica-the-tank-deactivated202]

I agree, it is highly unnatural…

[ninja-pyro]

You might even say it’s ….. “Supernatural”

[uppityamy]

I haven’t seen a supernatural reaction pic exchange since the dark ages

[ninjathrowingstork]

This post has the same energy as 2012 Tumblr, and while it brings back ancient, strange memories, it also feels reassuring that some things will never change.

[zennistrad]

Good god, what year is it?

[simonalkenmayer]

April

[growaglow]

[kpopper]

are you living or are you just jumping from one obsession to the other to run away from yourself

[ivan-fyodorovich-deactivated202]

what are you the coping mechanism police or something

[wintersbookofmagic]

A tarot deck where The Fool is just a tiny mirror that reflects your face

[disneytoonland]

The Little Mermaid 1989

[sleepysmilesamirite]

Do you guys know how long it took me to work out that he has seven daughters because there are seven seas?

Decades.

[little-bit-of-a-fixer-upper]

WHAT

[unicornsapplesandstuff]

Which sea is Ariel?

[crackcoffeeaddict]

Fucking red sea. Have you seen her hair.

[ari-els-blog1]

Attina- Bering sea (Bering is the largest, Attina is the oldest)

Alana- Black sea (hair)

Adella- Mediterranean sea (personality is romantic) 

Aquata-  Coral sea (personality is shy)

Arista- White sea (hair)

Andrina- Caribbean sea (personality is carefree)

Ariel- Red sea (hair)

[mnsreetusa]

Omg.

[believethatyoucangohome]

WHAT

[ginnyshipsdrarry]

Was their mother the Dead Sea?

[ameerkatofficial]

[dancingtragedies]

And I guess that makes Prince Eric Moses because he parted the Red Sea 😏

[sweetndnaughty-deactivated20190]

My friend went away for ten days so I decided it would be the perfect time to wrap everything she owns in alfoil

[bunnelby]

why

[lotad]

everything is chrome in the future 

[lavenderys]

the first time i saw a california king-sized bed i was like “thats absurd who needs a bed that big” but now i understand. i get it. its designed specifically for me, my wife and every single one of our dogs send post

[lavenderys]

you can fit so many dogs on here. so many. and maybe even a wife

[lavenderys]

LOOK to every weirdo on this post talking about how this is actually an alaskan king and you know because your parents had a real california king - i just wanna say

your parents are swingers. your parents regularly scheduled weird middle-aged sex with the other neighbourhood parents. leave me alone