Hi.

There's no sunshine this impossible year. Only black days, and sky grey, and clouds full of fear. 

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[musashi]

6 am and this tweet just made me laugh so hard i choked on my coffee and started sobbing

[spillsnchills]

When a character doesn’t realize they’ve been, like, shot or whatever and they hand brushes against their side and comes away wet with blood, and they’re just staring at it like wtf is this and then their knees just totally give out on them and they sink down, maybe gasping a little as the reality finally hits them. That’s good stuff.

[tiger-in-the-flightdeck]

I see that, and raise you a character who knows they’ve been shot, but waits until the rest of their crew is out of sight to put their hand against the slowly spreading stain of blood on their shirt, then trying to steady their breathing so they can follow without letting on how injured they are.

[caffeinewitchcraft]

Okay but like the character who doesn’t realize they’ve been hurt trying to see if everyone else is okay only to slowly realize that everyone is looking at them with mounting horror. Then they touch their side to find it’s wet and oh no

[kvothbloodless]

all 3 of you are evil but i admire, respect, and fear you

[thatmcufangirl]

It has come to my attention that Aquaman (2018) is just a shameless ripoff of the Mattel classic, Barbie: A Mermaid Tale.

We have the child of a mermaid queen and a regular human guy 

who was brought up in the human world as a free spirit,

who talks to sea creatures,

who is fated to take over the throne of an underwater kingdom (where all the buildings are round and mushroom-y)

which is currently being occupied by an evil, power-hungry relative

with an army of sharks

And their unique position, straddling the human world and the underwater world, is at first a burden but ends up being their greatest strength

… I’m just saying

[cuddlyplaguedoctor]

So what you’re saying is, basically, Aquaman is a Barbie Princess. Fair enough.

[theeblackitgirl]

Facts

[henrycamerons]

he was already so in love with her up to this point and his face when he realizes that she doesn’t feel the same way… I REALLY FELT THAT. 

[majima-is-a-powerbottom]

I feel so validated right now

[artdusktea]

when your friends are talking about stuff you don’t understand but you still want to be part of the conversation

[kelpls]

IT’S OCTOBER 

[sassenach-scot]

It’s not October but I can’t not reblog this

[deliciouspirategod]

@thefingerfuckingfemalefury

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

She is a good mom to these Skeleton Cats! <3

[jemeryl]

I’m allergic too so i wish i had Skeleton Cats @justclassicalconditioning

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Awwwwwwww

One day I will raise a Skeleton Cat for you with magic <3

[veshtabul]

Ok I’m losing my shit right now because I just witnessed the sickest burn a 7 year old could ever deliver. I’m just sitting here at the park and there’s a group of little girls near me. They decided to play ‘Disney Princesses’ and this one girl who probably thinks she’s the ‘leader’ was assigning each one a character. Clearly she was choosing them based on looks, as a brunette she was Snow White, the 2 blonde ones got to be Cinderella and Elsa… So when she got to this little Asian girl she obviously chose Mulan. So the Asian girl is like “Why am I Mulan? She’s not a princess”. The leader says in a nasty tone “Yeah but you have small eyes like her”. The Asian girl went quiet for a few seconds but then proceeded with the straightest face ever: “Then I think you should be one of Cinderella’s sisters”. The leader tilts her head and goes “Why?”, so my little heroine goes “because you’re ugly like them”

[hedgehog1029]

mulan is definitely a princess and you can’t tell me otherwise

[parksanrec-deactivated20171215]

I’m the guy from the lady and the tramp who gives stray dogs pasta and stands in an alleyway playing an accordion for them

[m--xx]

Co-napping is a beautiful thing. Knock out with me so I know it’s real

[28l4]

do you ever sit with a group of people and not say anything for  the entire time so theres no reason for you to be there youre just awkwardly listening to people converse while doing your own thing and wondering how its so easy for them to just talk or why its so hard for you to say anything

[loafed-beans-deactivated2020082]

[soft awoo]

[strix-avis]

context:

[newtgeiszler]

when your friend makes a vague post and you’re worried it’s about you cause if it was it’d be true 

[doseofriends]

[theambassadorposts]

*pretends to be shocked*

[cisnowflake]

Who

The FUCK

CARES?!

[libertarian-therapist]

they deliberately left out Danny Glover, Whitney Houston, and Mariah Carey and forgot to mention that Sandra Bullock and Jeff Goldblum have Jewish heritage

In a story important to Jews and Christians, they hired Jews and Christians

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

Also completely left out Ofra Haza who played Moses’ mother and is legit 100% Israeli.

You guys are fucking exhausting.

[theimpossiblescheme]

The Prince of Egypt: *consults with countless scholars from all three Abrahamic religions to make sure they were telling the story correctly, hires notable black and Jewish talent for the voice cast, taps the guy who played Coalhouse Motherfluffing Walker in “Ragtime” (a show all about racial tensions in America) on Broadway to sing one of the film’s most beautiful songs, taps the same Israeli singer to reprise her role as Yochaved in almost every foreign dub of the film, and is generally much more respectful to its source than any live-action Biblical epic released in the past fifty years*

Tumblr: “But why are there white people???????”