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I'm a social vegan, I avoid meet

[trellyworld]

[kimreesesdaughter]

I’m reblogging this every time I see it.

[morninggggstar]

AND COUNTING.

[all1sees]

Blueberries piss me the fuck off

They’re BLUE.

but mashed, they’re PURPLE??

AND WHEN SKINNED, WE SEE THE INSIDES ARE GREEN?????

WHAT THE EVERLIVING FUCK, BLUEBERRIES?!

[theangelictennants]

okay I keep seeing this and I felt the need to point out that humans are in fact any shade of brown/tan on the outside, if you mash them they are red, and if you skin them they are pink. no I will not be including photos.

[megnesiums-deactivated20171121]

ok hannibal

[voulx]

[tsarbucks-deactivated20190812]

okay so last night i was really tired and i remember writing something down to make a tumblr post 

so i opened up my laptop and an index card came out 

and i vaguely remember writing it but i forgot what was in it so i opened it up…

what

the

fuck

[ahamkaraa]

At least it worked???

[derekhalesprayercircle-blog]

That is a beautifully drawn figure of an egg playing a piano.

[dancer0106]

Actual conversation my brothers just had

"When me and Treysen get 80 and frail, we decided we're going to fight to the death"

[blighght]

[thebestoftumbling]

[4gifs]

Straight bar passing through a curved hole

[comic-canary]

this makes me so angry

[boazpriestly]

I feel like this is what it means when dudes say “no homo”

[yolownly]

why do people look like their art styles so much like they don’t look exactly like it but you can look at a person then at their art then back at the person and be like “yes, this is definitely the person who drew this”

[141-point-12]

Hey so this was really interesting to me, so I went and asked some of my friends to share a recent drawing and a photo.

And then there’s me

Kinda scribbly and ill defined. So yeah, I think the theory holds water.

[141-point-12]

You kids should add your own.

[makro-prinz]

I LOVE THIS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[bskizzle]

-makes I don’t know sound-

[bumbleshark]

[harteus]

?????

[slimmeroo]

:V

[theblamegabe-deactivated2019102]

[verwho]

[yuzupool]

[softmouseboy]

[solomonfletcher]

well it’s a self portrait but…

[almostmaya]

[elixiroverdose-deactivated20160]

[twostriptechnicolor]

[dredsina]

[jubilationsart]

[atomicantcami]

MMMMM interesting

[themightynyunyi]

[steampunk-apocalypse]

[how-to-human-pls]

[wvvwvwvwvwvwwvwvwvwvwvwvwvwvw-d]

if ur feeling sad just know that lola loves u

[waffleperks]

I love LOLA LOOK AT

[dancer0106]

Ok so in detention today, the advisor was telling us the rules and how long it was (2 hours) and that's when some kid blurted out I HAVE ENOUGH TIME TO MAKE SOUP. and after that she asked if anyone needed to use the restroom before detention started which was in a little more than a minute. The guy behind me raised his hand and she said "okay sprint. You have 1 minute" the kid sprints out the door in the opposite direction in the bathroom and we were all like dude he's going the wrong way. That's when we see him sprinting back from the way he came, this time in the right direction and it made my day

[friendlyangryfeminist]

the brilliant thing about being a woman is that I’m punished for both trusting and distrusting men!

I should magically know which man is going to harm me by having a brief conversation with him. if I trust Bad Men, then, well. I should’ve known. 

if I don’t trust Nice Men though, I’m an utter bitch who deserves violence. don’t I know most men are good people?

[thebigblackwolfe]

Hey y’all, I really don’t wanna make this post but since it’s kind of an emergency. My classmate Andres hasn’t been seen since this past Sunday, he was last seen heading to the Kensington MARTA station in Atlanta in an Uber car weearing a grey vest, black shorts, with a black backpack. If you have any information or you’ve seen him PLEASE contact the Atlanta Police Department’s Missing Persons Squad at 404-546-4235. And please boost this as much as possible, he’s been missing for days and all of his friends have been VERY worried about his mental health lately so it’s extremely important that he’s found ASAP.

[thebigblackwolfe]

Like I really need to stress this to y’all, this is a 21 year old, Colombian-American, gay, mentally ill kid missing in Georgia of all places and the weather is getting colder. His health and safety are really in jeopardy right now so any help you can give whether it’s information or just boosting the hell out of this would be really appreciated.

[proteinpills]

If I ever end up moving in with someone I’m in a relationship with, I want us to have separate bedrooms. I need us to have our own rooms. This doesn’t mean we won’t sleep together, it means we will get to have our own space when we need/want it. Not just for if we’re fighting, but just because people need space sometimes.

[t-hy-lla]

i’m actually in this arrangement right now with my partner and i can confirm this is the best idea ever especially if you’re incredibly introverted like i am

i wish more people understood this mindset

[milkykittentea-deactivated20181]

this honestly sounds ideal and is what i want.

[peachymess]

I’m so glad I’m not the only one who’s thought about this. I worry so much about it. I’ve got all these weird needs that nobody else seem to have and I worry I’m demanding too much to find anyone agreeable enough.

[froginakettle]

They got a bunch of girls drunk and then surprise them with puppies. One of them started literally crying.

This is the best prank ever

[evawrites]

“I should not drink whiskey; I can’t protect them.”

[attack-clifford]

[corpsegirlforever]

the-url-i-wanted-was-taken-so:

Who is a better candidate?

Reblog for Dancing Pumpkin Man Like for Donald Trump

I have seen 1 person like this so far

[lifeisaeisha]

😭😭😭

[bravelittlepixel]

Mint is a weird flavour, how can something taste like cold?