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Meanwhile, in Spain:

Spring happens and it's not photoshopped!

Actually it's this: a carpet of poplar fluff burns to reveal the grass below at the Parque del Cidacos de Calahorra, Spain.

neitherbluenorgreen

According to geographyrealm.com:The seed fluff produced by poplars is also highly flammable. The combustible seeds can quickly catch fire and burn off, leaving underlying grass and other vegetation untouched.

nickxactly

Magical

elodieunderglass

I love the birds singing and the spectators quietly indicating mild concern

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meanderingmolly

Mr. The Frog we all agreed that a celebrity is not a people

mommacomms

The Muppets have one (1) collective brain cell between them and 90% of the time, Kermit has it.

ommanyte

I heard someone swear “you mother fuck!” over the phone the other day, and all I could think of was this

phantom-quantum

when its sunday 11pm and u remember u had homework

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IT’S BACK

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sorrynotsorrybi

I can’t stop laughing because…

like I don’t know how you can get more obvious than tweeting “I’m sure I’m bisexual,” but clearly The Sun isn’t convinced

sorrynotsorrybi

tbt to the time a bi woman explicitly said she was sure she was bisexual and “journalists” were like

nudityandnerdery

I mean, it’s a thing…

sushinfood

biphobia is rampant in all walks of life sadly

ironwoman359

The look on Bowie’s face in that last picture, he’s just like “how thick are you? I’m bi, deal with it”

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biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

there are plenty of fish in the sea but not actually bc overfishing & pollution are huge problems. haven’t u noticed how expensive seafood is

sapphireclawe

This is an interesting analogy about dating too.

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

oh no there are plenty of horny people actually

stay-inside-the-salt-ring

not if we starting hunting them, too

pepsimansthickjuicymeatyschlong

No don’t hunt me your so sexy

Y’ALL

i LEAVE TUMBLR FOR 5 MONTHS AND @staff GOES AND REMOVES THE PART OF THE POST THAT SHOWS WHO ADDED COMMENTS AND I---

#who tf allowed this #@staff #put the blog names back or so help me #cant believe tumblr has gone to shit #I mean I'll still be here #BUT I WONT LIKE IT #HMPH

thatsthat24

Trying to See Myself a Little Clearer 🧻 (Got dared to do this over on Tik Tok and thought it might be fun lol)

ampervadasz

Unmute !

leviathan-supersystem

JULL

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[Image Description: a skull made out of denim, with a zippered mouth. Alas, poor Jorrick. I knew him, Joratio. End ID]

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Barry Bluejeans

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1-800-ARE-YOU-SLAPPING

brother john, brother john

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The next person who tries to correct me when I say “Happy Holidays” is going to be told Happy Hanukkah instead. Very tired of hearing, “No, it’s MERRY CHRISTMAS.” I’m pretty sure Judaism was around a lot longer than your Buckstar’s boycotting butt, Karen.

batzendrick-deactivated20230703

My boss once shared a great story about that. This happened when he was in a layover in North Carolina back when the “War on Christmas” bullshit was first becoming prominent. He had gone to get a pack of cigarettes, and after he paid for it:

“Merry Christmas.” “Happy holidays.” “No. I said Merry Christmas.” “Do you know what Hanukkah is about?” “No, what?” “Some people tried to make us worship their ways, so we rose up and killed them. Happy Hanukkah.”

nothingelsemakessense

I celebrate Christmas, but generally avoid holiday themed greetings when working as a cashier unless the customer mentions their holiday specifically.

The other day, two older ladies were buying briskets and told me they was for their Hanukkah celebration that night, so I responded something like “Well Happy Hanukkah! It’s the third night, right?”

I shit you not these two old ladies were so tickled that someone at a store wished them a happy Hanukkah. One of them literally told me I was “the first one to do that”.

To those who think there’s a war on Christmas, please get the fuck over yourself and remember that not everyone experiences the world the way you do.

asimplebagelboy-deactivated2020

can i add that saying “happy holidays” doesnt mean “not merry christmas” it means “i hope that whatever you celebrate is joyful and peaceful and a good time” like back tf up if you think otherwise

chamomile-bruxawitch

since Christmas is just an appropriation of Yuletide (a pagan holiday) and stole nearly its entire traditions from it, it would be very fitting to just say Merry Yule, or Happy Winter Solstice to those annoying christians.

chamomile-bruxawitch

wouldn’t it be great to be able to say “Merry Yuletide, may the Goddess bless you” without being scared of The Good Christians™ yelling at you and being hostile?

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theglowpt2-deactivated20200101

being a genzennial is like. you remember the recession but you still have to occasionally google things like “who is bernie madoff” because you were busy watching drake & josh when all that went down

badjokesbyjeff

Jesus is down by the gates to Heaven

When an old man approaches.

“Well, what have you done to deserve entry to Heaven?” Asks St Peter.

“To be honest.” replies the man, “I am merely a simple carpenter. It was my son who was truly great. Although he wasn’t my biological son… his birth was miraculous, still I loved him very much. Later in life he went through many trials and transformations. He spread joy and his story is told all over the world even to this day.”

Jesus looks at the man, with a tear in his eye, and says “Father?”

The man looks back; “… Pinocchio?”

oknope

when i was younger, i used to draw the sun in the corner of the paper every time.

oraclesowl

I remember in my high school junior year psych class, my teacher explained to us if you drew the sun like that, then you had an absent father figure. Crazy.