[dandeliongrits]

I just realized how chronically online I am. During a game of Quiplash, the question was “what’s the worst song to play during a father daughter dance” and I answered with CBAT. No one in the room understood the reference except my fiancé.

[fancysmudges]

Concept: A witch cat that’s too fat to fly

[saraneththebinder-deactivated20]

[scorpymiz]

This is legit great because it shows that it’s not the cat that’s the problem, it’s the broom. The cat just needed someone to make an accommodation so they could fly too.

[dandeliongrits]

Someone in my lab group just found out today that the queen died. It must be nice to be that blissfully unaware of the “Trisha Paytas’ baby is the queen reincarnated” discourse

[firebaeb]

Elle Woods could lift Thor’s hammer

[believesinponds]

#what like it’s hard

[bpdtucker]

i love when irrational jealousy grips me by the throat and body slams me into the inescapable abyss of Overthinking and Rage

[respectfulmemes]

[taavot-deactivated20170404]

remember being little and thinking dandelions were fun or a pretty color or something and every adult in an 80 mile radius wouldn’t let you say that without screaming ITS A WEED

[cleverprime-deactivated20230605]

[onlytwitterpics]

[meme-fire]

[actualdogvines]

[justcatposts]

TEDDY BEAR TRUST FALL

[zuge-deactivated20131228]

i cant wait to be a piece of shit w/ a bachelors degree

[starkdusts]

“the academy awards”, oil on canvas, 2017

[devipotato]

[ame-gosh]

[tinybed]

dog #1 is nervous for the big show, dog #2 comforts him

[plumeternal]

i love this story

[catsbeaversandducks]

Giant Dogs

They’re awesome.

Via Bored Panda

[wtf-is-a-nebolish-mastiff]

I’m here for this