Crab Orchard

mess with the crabbo, u get the stabbo

[dangerouscrab]

I’m abandoning this hellsite btw

yeet

[cloudfreed]

types of xmas songs

Jesus was a baby once and he was Very Cool

The Big Red Man Is Coming

There’s snow outside. that’s good!

I’m alone on xmas and sad

Santa Claus is very sexy

Christmas trees. love em

You know what? it’s Christmas time

[nothereanymoreababandonedaccoun]

You better watch out

You better wATCH OUT

YOU BETTER WATCH OUT

[kaleidoscopekiller]

[anoras]

“tumblr is catholic now” tumblr became protestant don’t play

[maelwife]

[atamajakki]

if tumblr was catholic you could pay for nsfw rights

a pussy indulgence, if you will

[brunswickyeet-deactivated202206]

‘A pussy indulgence, if you will’ is my new favourite six-word short story

[weirdlandtv]

[fursecuted]

[brownfrogs]

its been a whole year since…Him…

[nichiriin]

never forget

[yocalio]

“female-presenting nipples”

[sapamanders]

how much do i have to zoom in on a pic of my elbow before it gets flagged

[sapamanders]

never mind tumblr shot me on fucking sight

[animusrox]

Tumblr 2018

[thenatsdorf]

Monday mood. (via yuto0812127)

[lynati]

more proof that cats are basically toddlers.

[glitterkitty4ever]

That actually took some skill.

[therealbucky05]

Me

[demilypyro]

Before tumblr dies… anyone wanna admit they have a crush on me

[tailbud]

Having a “crush” is a level 3 horny offence and against Tumblr ToS, delete your fucking blog

[demilypyro]

Live horny die horny motherfuckers

[hearthstoneblitz]

if my tumblr gets deleted you can also follow me on my other forms of social media:

- digging a grave and whispering my name to the worms

- finding a bear in the forest and challenging it to a game of chess

- launching yourself into the stratosphere and vividly hallucinating my content

- the helpless feeling in your chest when you think of death

[joshpeck]

when you see a titty on your dash after December 17th, 2018

[taco-bell-rey]

Porn blogs still posting porn until December 17th is the equivalent of the band playing while the Titanic was sinking.

[ratliker1917]

ah yes, tumblr is “banning porn”, you know, “““porn”““, like that one time they had their bots tag basically all lesbian and trans blogs as ““““““porn”““““. i truly trust the clowns who run this website to not literally fuck this up in the most heinous way imaginable while desperately begging for apple to restore their shitty app

[baishujinkou]

My ancestors are smiling at me @staff. Can you say the same?

[mille-marteaux]