soup powered fuck machine

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[miseryshak]

oh my God new clown just dropped

[t00thpasteface]

still need to get my car registration renewed which means i still need to get my car inspected. bullshitttttt like trust me bro this baby's doing juuuust fiiiine (runs my hand down the hood all cool and the whole car falls apart like the bluesmobile) listen to her purr

[storm-of-feathers]

a severe thunderstorm warning that doesnt follow through is worse than orgasm denial

[narrowmargin]

[tsatsuma69]

TIDDLES!!!!! big up my home town

[intheheatherbright]

Costume. Chitons.

[intheheatherbright]

Marjorie & C. H. B.Quennell, Everyday Things in Archaic Greece (London: B. T. Batsford, 1931).

[killerchickadee]

Wait, wait…. Is that seriously it? How their clothes go?

[treewizarded]

that genuinely is it

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

yeah hey whats up bout to put some fucking giant sheets on my body

[sourcefieldmix-deactivated20161]

lets bring back sheetwares

[hostagesandsnacks]

also chlamys:

and exomis:

[hidingthemane-deactivated201801]

trust the ancients to make a fashion statement out of straight cloth and nothing but pins

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Wrap Yourself In Blankets, Call It a Day

[awhiffofcavendish]

Wear blanket. Conquer world.

[goys2men]

That last one looks dope

[moniquill]

Squares and rectangles: easy to weave!! No cutting means no hemming.

[hc-svnt-dracones]

And easy to construct, you don’t have to have complicated seaming and patterning to turn fabric into clothing!

[pendragyn]

ancient Egyptian robes

[capricorn-0mnikorn]

This sort of clothing solution wasn’t just for the Mediterranean, or northern Africa, either. Behold the Belted Plaid:

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[marlynnofmany]

Has anyone already reblogged this with saris? It’s cool how many cultures have similarities like this hidden in plain sight.

[tieras]

https://kalaavarsha.com/how-to-wear-or-drape-a-saree/

[deliciouswastelandgoddess]

The lungi is a traditional garment worn in many southern states of India. It's different from the dhoti, in that it is a tubular shape (like

Since we are here might as well share the dhoti and the lungi

https://www.wikihow.com/Wear-a-Lungi

https://www.wikihow.com/Wear-a-Pancha-Kachcham?amp=1

It’s only men in the photos but really anyone can wear them. I am wearing a lungi right now.

I also know Thailand and Sri Lanka have their versions of a lungi as well.

[assessthatdress]

[estro-boi]

we gotta get back to torrent distribution, i just watched someone eat eight grand in bandwidth charges because they ran a direct-download piracy site with local file hosting through cloudflare. torrents were invented literally for this exact reason

[estro-boi]

torrents work like this

i have a file or folder on my pc that i want to share with other people. let's call it gayshit.mp3

unfortunately gayshit.mp3 is 750mb and im not paying for discord nitro so i need another way to send it

i put it into qbittorrent and it makes a torrent file. this is essentially a very small file that points to gayshit.mp3 so other computers can find it. kinda like a treasure map

i send this tiny file to my friend, who loads it into qbittorrent. their computer takes a moment to find mine over the vast expanse of cyberspace and then (as long as my pc is running and the file is still where it should be), it gets copied from my hard drive to theirs

this is the cool part: if somebody else loads that tiny file, they can download it from both of us. if i'm offline but my friend is on, the third person can still get it. this also means that if two people have separate halves of the file, they can download the other half from each other. as long as some combination of people have the pieces between them, they can all have the whole thing.

crucially this does not require a server!!! you can just upload the file to a few people and as long as they keep it, it's still accessible. as long as somebody, somewhere is still connected, it's available forever. the only way it goes away is if everybody disconnects from it.

please learn to torrent

[macleod]

How to Use Torrents (with Pictures) - wikiHow

An expert guide to get started using torrentsTorrents are one of the most popular forms of file sharing on the internet, accounting for over

always use qbittorrent, do not use bittorrent or utorrent.

[drdovaqueen]

I love Klaatu's second studio album Hope because you'll go from chiding political commentary on authoritarianism with one of the hardest hooks I've ever heard to an aria-like thing with canonic elements to an extremely varied and expressive instrumental. It's that perfect middle ground of progressive rock for me

Also "We're Off You Know" is genuinely one of the best songs to start your day too or anything really for that matter

[esthermika]

[teh-nos]

[whitewolf-the-unforgiven]

NICE

[tsatsuma69]

!!!!BREAKING NEWS LIVE!!!!

Chefs attempt to break longest Tiramisu World Record

tune in for a really long cake

[tsatsuma69]

THEY'VE ONLY GONE AND DONE IT LADS

[tsatsuma69]

!!!!BREAKING NEWS LIVE!!!!

Chefs attempt to break longest Tiramisu World Record

tune in for a really long cake

[tsatsuma69]

know what long cake would fuck hard? long baklava

[tsatsuma69]

!!!!BREAKING NEWS LIVE!!!!

Chefs attempt to break longest Tiramisu World Record

tune in for a really long cake

[chongoblog]

ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

FETCH ME NEIL

[chongoblog]

[chongoblog]

HAPPY BIG TWENTY NEIL

[fairycosmos]

the miserable bitch industry would crumble without me

[aureate-melodies]

*oct 13th, 2025, Ottawa*

Ilya, in the living room on his phone: Shane everyone keeps tweeting us because these gay YouTubers came out

Shane, from somewhere in the house: DAN AND PHIL?

[aphantasias]

sexually inexperienced shane assuming he & ilya's incredibly romantic sex is probably totally normal and he's just particularly bad at handling hookups while an extremely sexually fluent ilya privately and repeatedly spirals over how Not Casual their sex is and how little control he has over it. poetry