I used to be a waiter at a Mexican-Chinese fusion restaurant. All of the food was Mexican. The menus were all in Spanish. It was called Mexico. It was in Mexico. The only Chinese thing about it was that we gave out fortune cookies after the meals. I told the owner that didnāt seem like much of a fusion, and he said how did I know anything about fusion, and I said I knew all about fusion, and he said how was that possible because when I interviewed for the job I said I didnāt know anything about fusion, and I said well people change, that interview was over a week ago and in that time I learned all about fusion, and he said well what did you learn, and I told him what I learned, and he said wow, you learned all that in a week, and I said over a week, technically, and he still said wow thatās a lot to learn, and I said yeah, well are you gonna stop calling the place a Mexican-Chinese fusion restaurant, and he said no, and that in fact he was gonna call it a Mexican-Chinese-German fusion restaurant from that point on, and I asked what was gonna be German about it, and he said he was firing me and hiring a German waiter, and I said thatās bullshit since Iām already German, and he asked how that could be since in my job interview I said I wasnāt any part German, and I reminded him that was over a week ago, and then he said oh, yeah, thatās right. The owner gave me a fortune cookie after that talk and it said, āYouāre still fired,ā but he said he didnāt know what it was gonna say since it was just a random cookie he grabbed and that of course I wasnāt fired. He gave me another cookie and it said, āWhy donāt Presidents fight the war? Why do they always send the poor?ā I said that was a System of a Down song lyric and he said good, songs need lyrics. Heās right.
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