daniisactuallyonfire

hi my names _______

[transexualizer-deactivated20170]

respect oldman fun pics

[tabloidsores]

respect oldman fun pics

[sawybeans]

dr–wizard:

respect oldman fun pics

respect oldman fun pics

[ageisme]

respect oldman fun pics

[transexualizer-deactivated20170]

respect oldman fun pics

[sam1tron]

respect oldman fun pics

[akeot-deactivated20170922]

respect oldman fun pics

[daniisactuallyonfire-blog]

respect oldman fun pics

[inritum]

reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

[ghostdog07]

OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.

THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.

The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.

AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.

THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.

[deathklaue]

YOOOOOOO

I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT “ITS WORTH A TRY” SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS

LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL

IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS

[doryishness]

holy fuck, I didn’t expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever it’s just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASN’T SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS. 

[victoriaringsinyourears]

I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN’T THINK I’D GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND I’M HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHIT 

[lenshade]

SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP

[themixedbagofwhat]

WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????

[wodkat]

ok I’ve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL IT’S AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE

[acstiel]

THE BOY I FELL I LOVE WITH LEFT TO TRAVEL THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD AND HAS BEEN GONE NOW FOR 3 MONTHS. WE HAVENT SPOKEN SINCE BECAUSE I DIDNT WANT TO MAKE HIM FEEL TRAPPED TO ME AND NOT ENJOY HIS TIME SO I WAITED FOR HIM TO CONTACT ME FIRST. I SAW THIS ON A PARTICULARLY LOW DAY WHEN I WAS MISSING HIM SO MUCH I CRIED FROM THE PAIN, GUYS I REALLY LOVE HIM, SO I THOUGHT MEH WHAT THE FUCK, AND WISHED HE WOULD JUST LET ME KNOW HE WAS OKAY.

GUYS.

HE FUCKING CALLED ME 20 MINUTES LATER

20 FUCKNG. MINUTES. LATER.

GOOD THINGS DO HAPPEN. AND ITS IN THIS POST.

[juststrokemyglabella]

I wish for someone to leave something in my ask.

[adweeb-deactivated20160228]

OKAY SO I ASKED FOR A HEDGEHOG AND NOW GUESS WHO HAS A PET HEDGEHOG

[silver-couture-deactivated20260]

this is my favourite thing

[proqressions-deactivated2014021]

OKAY SO MY WISHES ALWAYS COME TRUE BC OF THIS HOLY SHIT

[danlhowell]

[httpixel]

who gave you the right

[pissvortex]

[andrewbelami]

[wendytestaburgers]

this is someone’s dorm window at my college

[daniisactuallyonfire-blog]

it's beautiful

[anthonyamorim]

IM A TEENAGER I WANNA BE DANGEROUS I WANNA DO SOMETHING CRAZY I WANNA GO STEAL A TRAFFIC LIGHT

[anthonyamorim]

REBELLION

[dismalalien-deactivated20170919]

AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT TRAFFIC LIGHTS WERE A LOT SMALLER

[anthonyamorim]

YOU THINK THAT’S BIG?? CHECK OUT THIS STOP SIGN I JUST GRABBED

[theartistformerlyknownastheart]

STOP STEALING ROAD NAVIGATIONAL ESSENTIALS.

[anthonyamorim]

NO

[just-shower-thoughts]

Netflix and Chill is one D away from Netflix and Child

[peach-molasses]

Just remember

[skyakafreckles]

Life lessons

[onlymejustt]

😂👏🏼

[scntrx-deactivated20191108]

Think it over don’t over think it. 

[daniisactuallyonfire-blog]

that real awkward moment when i have the funniest joke but cant post it cuz idk how to explain it

[collinjfoster]

saamlynch

[feminist-mutants]

the signs as halsey tweets

aries: “God damn right, you should me scared of me.” taurus: “Yo calling me “fat” and “chubby” is not gonna create a force field around that pizza headed for my mouth. I like the way I look. Get bent.” gemini: “I am honesty so exhausted I just tried to figure out what number comes between 5 and 6.” cancer: “Just remember that your body is working super hard to digest and remind you to breath and it doesn’t really give a shit about a thigh gap.” leo: “Fetus Justin Beiber music puts me in such a good mood oh my” virgo: “My pee is crystal clear right now. Straight water right now. My pee could save kids in Africa right now. #overhydratedmaybe?” libra: “nothing! a! woman! does! justifies! unwanted! sexual! attention!” scorpio: “There’s a song on my album called “Young God” and I hope every single one of u loses your virginity to it.” sagittarius: “I’m sorry sir u r swerving into my lane 🌀🌀🌀” capricorn: “*sings to the tune of aladdin* I could show you all about weaves when ur hair falls out. ✨” aquarius: “subtweet: ur not even a joke ur a pun” pisces: “its really hard to get mad at cute people. Put your dimples away dammit.”

[panicatthezodiac-blog]

The signs as Dad Jokes

Aries: A tomato walks into class late, and tells the teacher “Don’t worry, I’ll catch up.”

Taurus: A panda walks into a bar and says “I’ll have a scotch and……….a coke please.” The bartender replies “Alright, but why the big pause?” The panda holds up his hands and says “I was born with them.”

Gemini: How much does a hipster weigh? An Instagram.

Cancer: I’m terrified of elevators. I think I’ll start taking steps to avoid them.

Leo: Just watched a documentary about beavers- it was the best damn program I’ve ever seen!

Virgo: I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it. It was a shitzu.

Libra: Why does a chicken coop have two doors? Because if it had four doors, it’d be a chicken sedan.

Scorpio: What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

Capricorn: What’s the advantages of living in Switzerland? Well, the flag is a big plus.

Sagittarius: What does 0 say to 8? “Nice belt.”

Aquarius: “I shouldn’t have eaten that sea food. I’m feeling a bit… Eel.”

Pisces: I dreamed I was drowning in an ocean of orange soda last night. It was pretty surreal, it took me awhile to realize it was just a Fanta sea.

[daniisactuallyonfire-blog]

THE SIGNS AS MEMES

Aries: screaming goats

Taurus: Pepe the frog

Gemini: minions

Cancer: I came out to have a good time tonight and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now

Leo: mmm watcha say

Virgo: grumpy cat

Libra: ...but that's none of my business

Scorpio: Rick Roll

Sagittarius: I have to leave right now immediately

Capricorn: JOHN CENA

Aquarius: craves that mineral

Pisces: inappropriate audition songs

[daniisactuallyonfire-blog]

The signs as dog thoughts

Aries: MUST PLAY. PLAY NOW OWNER. PLAY WITH ME. PLAY. PLAY. PLAY WITH ME. MUST PLAY. PLAY MUST.

Taurus: TREAT? TREAT?? TREAT? TREAT!! GIVE ME THE TREAT. T R E A T T T T T

Gemini: hooman u are so kind to pet me u are my bes- BRB MUST GET THE RUNNING THING

Cancer: PET ME OWNER. PET. PET ME. ME PET. PET NOW PLS PET.

Leo: TAIL TAIL TAIL TAIL TAIL TAIL. MUST GET. TAIL TAIL TAIL TAIL

Virgo: PARK YAY OWNER SAID PARK PARK PARK YAYY!! Wait this is the vet. OWNER NOOOOOOO

Libra: FOOD? FOOD I SMELL. FOOD. WHERE FOO

Scorpio: MUST HUMP EVERYTHING. HUMP HUMP HUMP

Sagittarius: BALL BALL BALL BALL BALL BALL BALL BALL BALL BALL BALL

Capricorn: TUG TUG TUG TUG. I DONT EVEN WANT THE TOY ILL JUST RIP IT IN HALF. TUG TUG TUG. MUST. WIN.

Aquarius: FRIEND DOG! DOG FRIEND PLAY LET ME SNIFF YOUR BUTT. DOG!! FRIEND!!! PLAY FRIEND

Pisces: MUST NAP. NAP MUST.

[callfromunderwater]

can we talk about the fact that canadians seem to think we don’t have tim horton’s in the states

[daniisactuallyonfire-blog]

i thought y'all just had starbucks tbh