i’ll light the fire, you place the flowers

she/her || world’s most normal girl

[ministarfruit]

phoenix wright: ace attorney

[only-cat-memes]

[haverdoodles]

defender of the people!

— (Wyll)

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a tribute to our favourite folk hero :)

[haverdoodles]

Wayward Son

— (Wyll)

[yellow-cat]

the small stinker spends time with me on the couch

[yellow-cat]

[yellow-cat]

the small stinker has a resting angry face

[keylimeart]

fey posting again

[kaylmao]

work like a red onion

play like a white onion

fuck like a green onion

[scamguy]

i would like to officially thank sesame for its seeds, its oil, and of course its street

[magicalmrmephistopheles]

couldn’t leave this in the tags

[cloudabserk]

rocky is both touched by the sentiment and disturbed by human medical practices

inspired by this grace quote:

[cloudabserk]

twitter is trying to censor this comic 💔

[pocketdogs]

a customer returned a drink because a fly flew into it and said: “one of your flies flew into my drink” and my coworker was so confused that they just said: “…my fly?”

[moth-moth-the-magic-moth]

#MyFly

[keylimeart]

played Apollo Justice for the first time and now im Trucy pilled

[frostedmagnolias]

Wedding Dress

c. 1841

figured silk satin with net and lace trimming

England

Victoria and Albert Museum

[forest-woman]

[laurierrose]

we need to start legally protecting these like make this kind of bathroom part of the national park system

[emhidesart]

Eva Stratt, my dear wife

[nonlynear]

the losing dogs and i are engaging in insider trading

[almondcroissantsandink]

But the kazachok, he danced really wunderbar!

(I think they would've loaded a ton of stuff onto the Hail Mary for the astronauts to keep stimulated/keep in shape, and I think Just Dance 2 was one of them)

[queershakespeare]

replica by alessio carnevali // st. mary magdalene from the santa lucia triptych, painted c1470 by carlo crivelli