Basement

The Basement is dank, just like me.

[butchgender-remade-deactivated2]

the three universal truths: we live in a society, women be shopping, men get pegged

[shitboy96]

“All the world’s a society, and all the men get pegged and women simply be shopping” - William Shakespeare

[yo-daddys-my-bitch]

May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨

[hermes-is-my-homeboy]

10 of Pentz came thruuu

[violaslayvis]

Omg this actually works!!! Thank you 10 of Pentacles!!!

[borkdork]

I could seriously use this money right now….

[ashashi-corner]

Please give me my refund of 400$ soon…

[hermes-is-my-homeboy]

I feel obligated to reblog this every time it shows up in my dash

[hermes-is-my-homeboy]

No bragging, just 100% floored and grateful. Work hard, maintain a positive attitude, and believe that anything can happen.

[mchashimi]

So I reblogged this exactly a week ago because I thought it was funny and uh lo and behold, a family friend wrote me a big ol’ check just to help me out of a tough financial spot AND my bank refunded me $32 for fees they’d originally taken out. SO UH YEAH. Reblogging this again in hopes that it brings equally good fortune to my followers.

[penprp]

Sure why not? Jobs bring in money and prosperity…

[leradny]

I NEED TO FIX MY CAR DOOR

[getlostpeeves]

It fucking WORKED.

[kezia-kawaii]

give me money

i can’t afford to breathe

[turnways]

Slenderman isnt scary I see tall white twinks all the time

[angelwarm]

i hope that one day i will finally be ok….i’ll make a cherry pie when it is all over

[angelwarm]

today is the day

[joshpeck]

reblog the cherry pie to be ok

[pleaseexorciseme]

John Mulaney, a man who is iconically known for loving his wife, after being told by Jerry Seinfeld that his wife only thinks shes good at something

[jackironsides]

Well done OP, you’ve managed to capture the moment John’s spirit left his body

[ryrosryhoe]

Jerry’s lucky that John is too polite to throw hands

[bonepoem]

Okay but I just went and watched this for myself and it’s WORSE

He’s. So uncomfortable. It’s obvious. I cut out the part where John kind of muttered, “That is true, isn’t it” about how all men think they’re funny, but his face is just screwed up in this ‘oh god what have i done what have i signed up for this is not good and this will probably go into my next comedy special of awkwardness’

[jukebox-head]

Just watched this omg bless john bc jerry just keeps trying to do some “take my wife” bullshit and john very politely goes no, no.

[cryptiboy]

proud of John for restraining himself from murdering a man on camera

[oo0owo0oo]

i’m screaming bc i googled her and

[lilith-john]

I hate jerry seinfeld so much.

[paininmyassachusetts]

A hitman who advertises his services the way a commission artist does

[paininmyassachusetts]

“Um hey guys. I’ve been hit pretty hard with financial difficulty lately. I’d really appreciate it if you’d consider commissioning me.”

[the-mighty-birdy-deactivated202]

Stabbings: $45

Gunshots: $100

Poisonings: $200

Thanks you guys please share if you can!  ❤️❤️❤️

[rabbits-of-negative-euphoria]

Commissions I will NOT take:

👎 Kids (Teens are fine tho)

👎 Bystanders

👎 Other Hitmen

If you want to know why, message me, but otherwise no hate pls ✨

[jelloapocalypse]

hey guys, normally i try to keep drama off of my blog but this is really important. I just wanted to let you know that someone named WetWorkKing05 has been taking credit for MY kills over on redbloodle.com and is making money off of my hard work. When I messaged him directly he blocked me and threatened to kill ME >_> I’ve tried talking with the mods about getting his account taken down, but redbloodle has NO policy for this and they are no help at all. i don’t know what to do??

PLS signal boost if you can! And in the meantime, if you need somebody killed, do NOT hire WetWorkKing05! he is a THIEF!

[jelloapocalypse]

repeat after me:

MURDER 👏 THEFT 👏 IS 👏 A 👏 WORSE 👏 CRIME 👏 THAN 👏 REGULAR  👏 MURDER  👏

[blithe-abomination]

Friendly reminder that murder on the behalf of others is a SKILL that these hard working people deserve COMPENSATION FOR!?!

Hitmen should be PAID for their services just as you would pay for literally any other service! 💰😤 Stop expecting SKILLED murderers to murder for you for free.

[pwesident]

jesus was a gamer

[unclefather]

how

[pwesident]

died in a t pose

[drearyhours]

respawned

[lookskindadeadinside]

noclipped thru the sealed tomb

[durbison]

Noclipped off the planet

[durbison]

Also, played as a healing class and everyone gave him shit.

[rock10zxa]

[rindeservedbetter-deactivated20]

don’t even fucking talk to me unless you’ve watched this.

[lapanona]

Damn people got paid to do VA for this?

[rindeservedbetter-deactivated20]

bold of you to assume they had more than one voice actor for this show.

[ancientalienofficial]

why is the audio quality so good and everything else isnt?

[jrpg-deactivated20220320]

when i was 8 i drew this comic about two girls kissing and my mom was out raged and i thought it was because my art wasn’t good enough so i kept trying to draw girls kissing and she sent me to therapy and my therapist tried explaining homosexuality to me and i didn’t even know what that had to do with my art skills

[elonmuskisabitch]

[skrytch]

social cue misinterpretation level:

Artist

[scarecrow-hero]

You’ve heard of

now introducing

[blooddropmoon]

we can go lower

[papa-lank-and-the-dank-memers-d]

[catchymemes]

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via Audreyrosenstei)

[juan-the-gecko]

When women want to fuck monsters:

When men want to fuck monsters:

Conclusion: men are fucking cowards.

EDIT: due to popular demand we have removed Pennywise and replaced him with Predy.

[dungeons-and-dumbies]

Cave in a Fantasy Setting: *exists*

Giant Spiders:

[memehumor]

28 Tinder Profiles That’ll Make You Want To Jump Right Back Into The Dating Pool

[dark-waves]

[thenamesjavii]

When you find out your mom is a furry

[bonkalore]

#false#a true furry would take old full Beast#over hairy cgi man Beast any day

[moved-to-naltorians-blog]

[gayassjana]

I’m losing my SHIT

[psiotechniqa]

This is some magical shit

[theshitopinionsofsomeasswipeblm]

The sad thing is, I don’t know who’s the bigger idiot.

[psiotechniqa]

I would argue its the Kara person - because she doesn’t it. Mike is pointing out the obvious

[lesbianatlarge]

the obvious? what do you mean?

[psiotechniqa]

that she played ignorant, was treated accordingly, and that it was silly that she took offense over being deceptive about her understanding

[lesbianatlarge]

could you explain further? I’m not sure I understand your meaning

[sailordathomir]

I’ve never seen two murders in one post before.