dank memes & deep dreams

[erinlace-deactivated20200503]

[bone-and-brawn]

[official-lucifers-child]

no no that’s a bop, i love it

[flightyfinch]

“Woman!” cried I, somewhat tearsome,

“Who are you to stand so fearsome

With your wavy locks of auburn hair and eyes of emerald green?”

Quoth the woman, “I’m Jolene”

[tamethespaghetti]

Merry Christmas! Hope y’all have a fun and safe holiday season!

[freakxwannaxbe]

The cast for the Mario movie feels like a 2015 tumblr fancast post

[chuds]

This is so fucked up

[mathair-thiomanta]

Apparently it's perfectly fine to erase Italians cuz they're lads about it

[kaweebo]

I mean, their OG VA is Charles Martinet, who’s not Italian. Honestly, I could forgive most of this but I draw the line at Seth Rogen as Donkey Kong. They did my boy DK dirty.

[dankmemes-deepdreams]

jack black should've been mario, and seth rogan should've been thrown into the sun

[aloneandforsakenbyfateandbyman]

[scarabesque]

[hammer-draws]

In regards to the Mario movie casting

[theironclad]

Tbf to Chris Pratt and the rest it’s not like they made this happen. The studio specifically sought out big names. If it weren’t them it would’ve been some other celebrity.

[dankmemes-deepdreams]

With the cost of making theatrical animation of course they want to stack the odds of success in their favor, and name power is an easy get. Plus voice actors are kinda too insular of a community anyway, really hard to break into that kind of work as an actor. Not that I care, Bob Hoskins was already perfect casting, and he, kinda you know, can't reprise that role.

[dankxsinatra]

AOC didn't even vote against the bill she was crying about passing overwhelmingly what a fucking scam artist she is

[theknittingdiscourse]

Don't forget a hypocrite as well. Aoc is in essence the perfect politican. A do nothing fat ass who just wants to kick back and get money for sitting on her ass.

[dankxsinatra]

Iirc, she ran as anti-establishment right? Cause she is chomping at the bit to be as establishment as possible. Heard she has Chuck Schumer's seat in her sites.

[stilldickslappinthestate]

It’s even better than that.

Bottom left in pink is Pelosi and to the left of blue lady is AOC waving her hand to change her vote from “no” to “present” and she’s wiping away tears as she does it. She’s just a fucking pushover who had no spine to stand behind any of her principles.

I remember when she was first asked directly in a 1 on 1 interview what she meant about some comment supporting Palestine and she could barely throw two weak ass sentences together about it.

[dankmemes-deepdreams]

preeeeetty sure it would've passed either way there hun, way to bend the knee even when it wasn't necessary

[horriblytasty]

Full circle.

[wherelibertydwells]

[fedkaczynski]

I hate that they make like vacuums and leaf blowers loud on purpose because otherwise people don't think they work well.

[ninatastic]

They do what

[fedkaczynski]

They made quieter vacuums but focus groups who tested them didn't think that they worked as well as the louder ones.

[dankmemes-deepdreams]

[salancholy-deactivated20201117]

the more time i spend on this site the love and affection i have for north american opossums goes up and up, like look at this

opossum Katamari

[bellendsend]

[dashaibo]

Katamari Damacy

[corhore]

Also people who say western comics are failing only because comic writers are pandering “sjw” wokeshit dumb. 

Comics are failing for a whole bunch of other reasons. Writers being jackasses are just the tip of the iceberg. I’d say the simple fact thats its literally impossible to read comics about one character without having to do a shit ton of research while looking up reading guides and editorial being dog shit at quality control and being extremely out of touch of what readers want are much bigger problems.

Fuck man the process that dictates what book gets canceled is beyond fucked. Its not issue sales, digital sales don’t matter, its not trade sales its fucking pre orders. Something that new readers have no idea how to do. 

[choppedcowboydinosaur]

Yeah I always felt the woke stuff was the tip of the iceberg. Even before the woke stuff came in you still had problems in comics with Quesada fucking up Marvel and Brevoort beginning the trend of neverending event titles.

[dankmemes-deepdreams]

Just like in film and tv, wokeshit is just there to sprinkle on top of a shitsundae so the producers can go to the investors and say "geewiz guys we did a really good job, look how all the critics say we did a good job, it's just you see... these EVIL NAZIS lied about our movie and called it bad cuz they hate minorities and women, and so THATS why we barely made what we expected." And it's only gonna get worse since superhero movies are ending their streak of mainstream relevance soon anyway, so even GOOD flicks will be seeing diminishing returns until the trend goes completely back into hibernation.

[dorbu]

the whole “alpha male” thing is so funny because like. one scientist was like “hey i noticed this thing in wolves” are people were like “cool. that applies to humans too and a whole bunch of people who seem to be acting seriously are going to construct an entire psychosocial hierarchy around it” and the scientist is like “hang on wait i actually think i was wrong. about the wolves”

[dashaibo]

Then fujos got their hands on the concept…

[choppedcowboydinosaur]

When did fujoshis get their hands on the alpha male concept?

[dankmemes-deepdreams]

I'm not sure when, but they decided it means male pregnancy and in straight pairings "an alpha and omega HAVE TO FUCK ON SIGHT, even in public"

[rtrixie]

The worst thing about the totalitarian soy state we are heading towards is the passive enforcement aspect of it.

In old school tyrannies, you’d have uniformed thugs harassing you, your employer and people around you while secret police were watching from a car parked outside your home. This requires manpower and resources, with significantly more of the system’s lackeys enforcing its demands than there are dissidents who refuse to comply.

Meanwhile, in the high tech police state, enforcement is passive. The system sets arbitrary conditions for participating in society and if you don’t comply with them, you just don’t have the digital passport that grants you access (or if you do, it will be rejected automatically by the scanners at the door of the place you want to go). Suddenly you can’t send or receive payments and your employer has to let you go because you didn’t meet whatever compliance requirements were recently made law.

With a mouse click, your whole life can be turned upside down, and this pressure can be put on lots of people indefinitely, because they don’t need to pay an army of thugs to see to it in person that your life is totally disrupted. Efficient, automated and passively enforced high tech tyranny is their end goal.

[corhore]

Miles wearing a CM shirt after she tried to falsely arrest him because of some minority report shit is beyond hilarious, incredibly tone deaf and shows how desperate Marvel was in trying to make Carol relevant.

Squirrel Girl on the other hand is actually wearing a Dazzler shirt because she’s a woman squirrel of culture.

[corhore]

Meanwhile Kamala fuckin dropped Carol like a stone and never looked back. 

[rap--skullion]

Squirrel girl is wearing a Dazzler shirt because dumbass fucking useless gimmick characters gotta stick together.

[corhore]

DON’T YOU DARE TALK SHIT ABOUT DOREEN AND ALISON!

[dankmemes-deepdreams]

not a corporate mandate, those artists and writers all just have shit taste and this was them acting out their twitter-induced tds, but idk who they thought they were "pwning" since carol haters were already avoiding the pastel-marvel crew

[sovietnam]

[ampervadasz]

Unmute !

[heidelbro]

Part of me is scared to get older based on the sheer number of older people that just can't learn. I mean, the kind where you explain something in simple English and they just can't comprehend it. And I don't mean the elderly, it starts in the 40s

[cherenkovbouquet]

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