ryan

they/them // pansexual

[impulsivexcreator]

NOOOOOO ALMOND FUUUCK 🥺🥺🥺🥺

God fucking damnit 

This fucking virus is spreading like a wildfire right now

IF YOU SEE THIS. REBLOG.

DO NOT CLICK ON THE RAY BANS LINK. IT IS A VIRUS THAT WILL HACK YOUR ACCOUNT AND SPREAD THE LINK FURTHER.

[mustard-cookie-moved]

It’s done nothing to my acc (I use firefox with uBlock and noscript unlike 90% of the internet)

Do not click the link without a script blocker! Do not click the link without a proper adblocker! Do not browse the web without Firefox!

Also, it’s not a virus, it’s a phishing link, just have protection active and it’ll be safe. The site looked ad-free for me and shit and uBlock blocked only a few things but DO NOT turn it off in any case.

[impulsivexcreator]

^ REBLOG THIS VERSION ACTUALLY

[courtel-deactivated20211007]

HOLY SHIT someone @ mentioned me in that post, i’m so glad i didn’t click on the link. DO NOT CLICK ON THAT LINK. even if doesn’t get into your account just by you clicking on it, please be safe!

[bread-of-death]

Wait wait so I figured this was ya know, important virus avoiding stuff, but what actually is the post??

[courtel-deactivated20211007]

the post will look like this. i think if your account gets hacked, it’ll make you @ mention your followers in the post. 

so i’ve definitely seen worse viruses (like ones that spread more easily by even viewing the post, or ones that force you to post worse stuff, or of course- getting a hold of your actual personal inromation and doing that shit from there,) but it’s still something to be aware of.

[bread-of-death]

Thanks a ton!

[gaymoods]

HOLY SHIT

[mrandomshitsandwhich-deactivate]

reblogging this one because it actually shows the post to adoid

[courtel-deactivated20211007]

ALRIGHT I’VE ALREADY REBLOGGED THIS GIVING AN UPDATE BUT SERIOUSLY-

do not interact with the post. at all. my account just got hacked about 20-30 minutes ago. i didn’t click on it, so i think there are actually people behind this. which makes it a shit ton harder to avoid getting hacked. do not interact with the post.

[thefatedflowerchild]

Oh shit I got @ in this twice by someone but then it vanished, I had no idea! Please be careful people!!!!

[meowthefluffy]

Oh that was a virus!??!??!

[softflowerinmyheart]

@dannyassonfire

[dannyassonfire]

You've been hacked

thanks idk how this happened considering i haven’t been on here in a very long time lmao

[mando-lore]

Iconic vines as bad hipster edits

[anxiousworm]

Future generations are gonna look at these and not know they’re vines, and I don’t know how I feel about that

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

I’d take health care and no children in cages if it meant, like, fewer kinds of apple juice to choose from, idk.

[val-ritz]

Because this version of the post doesn’t have it: HE IS IN A RESTAURANT SUPPLY STORE. It’s not even SUPPOSED to have a fucktillion name brands!

[smallcatalysts]

Gaining weight does not make you a worse person, and losing weight doesn’t make you a better one. Your weight is not a reflection of your worth.

[dannyassonfire]

reblogging again to remind myself

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

i have a friend whomst I will not name in case they don’t want to be asked about this but they have a Very Specific and Terrible power which is, if you take the online BDSM quiz and then just simply mention you have, they can look at you for under ten seconds and just state your top result.

I can’t tell you anything more soul-shattering, any death more instant and devastating, any moment more harrowing to witness than someone saying “yeah i took the BDSM quiz once” only for my friend to no more than glance at them and then announce “brat” and the look in the person’s eyes is that of one who just tipped too far back in their chair

[the-aro-ace-arrow-ace]

and they say xmen aren’t real

[sicklyscythe]

I think your friend might be an actual regular telepath who just figured out the funniest way to use their powers

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

obsessed with this take

[softwaring]

[anxietyproblem]

[wolfinthethorns]

Honestly, in my work as a therapist, I’m seeing this A Lot, and tbh I still don’t have a satisfactory approach to it. A heavy dose of Existentialist “create your own Purpose” tempered with “when the plane’s going down, put your own oxygen mask on first”, but… yeah, there is no ethical way to work on individual emotional distress without acknowledging the systemic socioeconomic, geopolitical fuckery going on at the moment, and the sheer grief that comes with it.

[castielific]

I’m a guidance counselor/psychologist for teenagers and it’s getting really hard to motivate young people to work for a future they don’t believe in. 

 They look at ther future and see global warming, wwIII, unemployement, political unstability, poison in everything  they eat, the earth and animals dying all around them. 

I saw this video where someone was asking french teens in the 50s how they imagine the future would be. The war hadn’t been over for long and yet it was all positive with like peace and flying cars and such. Then they went and ask the same questions to nowadays teens and hell that was depressing. Some still had hope, but it was just that “well I hope I’ll have a nice house and maybe some kid” but there was such a hesitancy to it, like they didn’t dare to hope too much. 

People mock Greta Thunberg but what they don’t get is that when she said “you stole my dreams”, it was the truth. 

Young people don’t get to dream like they used to. They don’t dream anymore, they grief all that won’t be anymore and that’s just so fucking sad. 

[pseudophan]

when i was 14 the only thing i wanted in the entire world was for dan and phil to come out and mcr to return and so in conclusion dont kill yourself or whatever gays stay winning

[pseudophan]

and no i havent progressed at all as a human since then thanks for asking

[smallcatalysts]

Gaining weight does not make you a worse person, and losing weight doesn’t make you a better one. Your weight is not a reflection of your worth.

[strolling-in-the-moonlight]

"Never again" is now. Don't look away.

[adrianvenditti]

History Repeating Itself.

[heartshapedbruises777]

[thetentpeg]

why is this funny? no, really? do you think Brett Kavanaugh is funny?

DO YOU THINK MEN THAT MURDER THEIR WIVES ARE FUNNY? this is a real thing that happened

a real man

executed his wives he killed them

he killed women

it’s not funny

it’s not funny to dress up as them

nothing here is funny or cute

WHY WOULD YOU TEACH YOUR CHILDREN THAT MURDERING YOUR WIFE IS FUNNY? MEN WHO MURDER WOMEN ARE NOT FUNNY IT IS NOT FUNNY

[localdaturagarden]

oh man whos dumb enought to get mad at a funny kids costume…

oh

lol

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

Has no one on this website heard of black comedy?

[true-king-of-monsters]

Not her, apparently. No need for her to lose her head over it. Although, it’s just better to cut some losses instead, but some jokes are best left for the chopping block. 

[spider-hands-mannos-deactivated]

its hilarious, actually

[bemineunderthestars]

I mean it makes sense to not do this costume AT A CHURCH.

[anonofhate]

no, wear it specifically to church to flex on the Church of England

[lordmogatron]

Me, reading this, confused: …is that young man dressed as Brett Kavanaugh?

[madamemedic]

Bruh, that is a sick costume.

[dannyassonfire]

this is hilarious

[wizardlyghost]

the horse has been caught at last

[tragedyposting]

Hospital Board To Vote On Letting It Back Into Hospital, Not Certain His Presence in Hospital was as Bad as We Thought

[dignity-not-intact-deactivated2]

Hospital Board Revealed To Be Made Entirely Of Horses

[fatsoupy]

me: dress how you want!! gender is fake!!! nothing matters!!!!!!

trans person: i like gender tho

me: hell yeah i respect that!!!! i apologize and don’t mean to dismiss your identity with my optimistic nihilism!!!!!!!

[ebonyheartnet]

Good post OP

[aquarian-sunchild]

Denounce gender roles but respect gender identity.

[antique-scarecrow]

Denounce gender roles but respect gender identity.

[theerraticace]

Please reblog if you think that “they/them/theirs” is a valid set of pronouns.

[possums-against-cops]

this post must be reblogged by everyone

[xdeoxyribonucleicxacidx]

THEY/THEM PRONOUNS ARE FUCKING VALID, NO MATTER WHAT YOU THINK

[nora-fricking-universe-deactiva]

THEY/THEM PRONOUNS ARE VALID AND I WILL FUCKING FIGHT YOU ON THIS

[bleheblehbleehdeleted-deactivat]

THEY/THEM PRONOUNS ARE VALID IF YOU DISSAGREE I WILL MURDEE YOU WITH MY BARE HANDS

[idunnotm-has-no-idea]

THEY/THEM PRONOUNS ARE VALID AND IF YOU DISAGREE THEN I WILL BEAT YOU WITH A SHOVEL COVERED IN MAPLE SYRUP

[tarynel]

What’s your fantasy?

[pleasestopandrew]

I wake up, my debt is all paid off, my bank account is full, my relationships with my family are healthy, and I’m able to travel anywhere in the world.

[sophiamariabaeks]

reblog for this ultimate fantasy life to come true

[ruinedchildhood]

[bajn]

b just wear the seatbelt

[immortalismortem-deactivated201]

Mmmmmmm

I gotta naysay here. Seatbelts do a LOT of harm. Not everyone can wear one  and not everyone wants to risk it. Just among my own friends and people I know in general; 4 females had a breast cut completely or partially off due to a seat belt. 6 people had their throats cut, to an obviously non-lethal degree. 2 had their stomach’s cut open to a horrifying degree that I won’t elaborate on.

Not even counting the uncomfortably awkward belt locations for particularly large, small, fat, skinny people. Females with large breasts get the joy of holding the belt in place or adjusting it every couple seconds.

They’re awkward, uncomfortable, painful, and can often cause the injuries in an accident. Sometimes it’s just better to forgo the belt.

[chiiri-h]

Those injuries caused by seat belts more than very likely would have been deadly had they not been wearing them. To have enough force to cut skin or cut off a breast in an accident is far more than enough to cause someone to go flying through the windshield of a car, to slam them into the steering column, or through a window resulting in deadly injuries or causing an even bigger accident for other drivers now that your body is in the road along with your crashed car. Are you really going to risk being a smear of ground meat on the pavement because your seat belt was a little uncomfortable or it might cut you? Then I got good news for you, there’s a wide variety of devices made specifically to make seat belts more comfortable and reduce that risk.

These make it so that your seat belt won’t cut your neck, a simple sleeve of padded fabric that velcros around it, meaning you can put it anywhere on the belt. 

This one does something similar, by readjusting the positioning of the seat belt to move it farther away from your neck and hey, helps a bit with having boobs in the way.

They even make ones for children too.

Boobs still in the way? While it’s pretty silly looking, this helps keep the seat belt in place so you don’t have to keep adjusting it.

And if you’re overweight, they make seat belt extenders so you can still be safe. 

But maybe you’re still unsure, then listen to the CDC and all of their sources. 

“More than half of the people killed in car crashes were not restrained at the time of the crash.1 Wearing a seat belt is the most effective way to prevent death and serious injury in a crash.Seat belt use is on the rise. Laws, education, and technology have increased seat belt use from 11% in 19812 to nearly 85% in 20103, saving hundreds of thousands of lives. “

“Most drivers and passengers killed in crashes are unrestrained. 53% of drivers and passengers killed in car crashes in 2009 were not wearing restraints.1Seat belts dramatically reduce risk of death and serious injury. Among drivers and front-seat passengers, seat belts reduce the risk of death by 45%, and cut the risk of serious injury by 50%.4Seat belts prevent drivers and passengers from being ejected during a crash. People not wearing a seat belt are 30 times more likely to be ejected from a vehicle during a crash. More than 3 out of 4 people who are ejected during a fatal crash die from their injuries.5Seat belts save thousands of lives each year, and increasing use would save thousands more. Seat belts saved almost 13,000 lives in 2009. If all drivers and passengers had worn seat belts that year, almost 4,000 more people would be alive today”

Or this one

“ The number of those who escaped injury [by wearing a seat belt] increased by 40% and those with mild and moderate injuries decreased by 35% after seatbelt legislation. There was a significant reduction in soft tissue injuries to the head. Only whiplash injuries to the neck showed a significant increase.”

Or this

“ Fifty-five percent of those killed in passenger vehicle occupant crashes in 2008 were not wearing a seat belt…”

“Wearing a seat belt reduces the risk of fatal injury by almost 50%. For children, the risk of fatal injury is reduced by 71% with the use of child safety seats.“

“Of those thrown completely out of a vehicle in a car crash, 75% died. Only one percent of people totally ejected from their cars had on a seat belt during the crash. Over 30% were not wearing seat belts.“

Conclusion? Wear your fucking seat belt. Tell your kids to wear their fucking seat belt. Tell your friends and family to wear their fucking seat belts. Time and time again it’s been proven that you are significantly more likely to survive a crash if you’re wearing one. Most people think they’re uncomfortable, but when you’re in a crash it can save your life. I’d rather be mildly injured than dead.

Wear your seat belt.

[badgengar]

2017 and people are still trying to spread the myth that you don’t need to wear a seatbelt.

[hebangshebangs-deactivated20180]

People really don’t wear a seatbelt????

[hunter-rodrigez]

This reminds me of a story from WW1 

When they first introduced Helmets to the troops fighting in trenches the number of head injuries suddenly skyrocketed and people wanted to take the helmets away again.

Until they realized that the reason for this was the fact that most of these head injuries would have been fatal if it wasn’t for the Helmets.

You always need to look at the bigger picture.  

[squirtle-daddy-deactivated20250]

Lmfao ya rather save ya tiddies than go flying through the fucking windshield some of you guys are crazy