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Drag queen Phi Phi O’Hara recreates 90s cartoons

Drag queen, artist and chameleon extraordinaire Phi Phi O'Hara is chronicling her #365DaysOfDrag project on Instagram. As part of the year-long project, O'Hara limited her subject matter for a time to iconic cartoon characters of the ‘90s — and they are amazing.

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JUDY

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i live

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Ok but this post left out the two best ones.

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[milkmoustaches]

YOU BETTER FUCK. IT. UP.

[xenolithia]

CHARACTER MAKEUP. I CANT YES.

[chocolate--goddess]

Such talent

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[swishersposts]

artists fuck better because we turn sex into art, mattresses become canvases where we can paint our love to someone with bodies

this is by far the corniest thing i have ever read in my life what type of john green wannabe wrote this

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artists fuck be tte r becuase well stick a whole entire paintbrush into your a s s

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when u ask a bunch of engineers why they chose their field

[thexfiles]

Anxiety: look out me: for what Anxiety: look out

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[undeadrobin]

someone at the humane society is having fun

[undeadrobin]

wAIT i missed the best one

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[spacebattles]

I wish more foods were named in the same vein as “I Can’t Believe Its Not Butter!”

[redfurniture]

You’ve Got To Be Pulling My Leg, THIS Is Ranch?!

[roachswallower]

Shut The Fuck Up, Are You Telling Me This Shit Is Ketchup??

[empathy3000]

I Firmly Believe This Is Not Mustard And I Am Horribly Wrong

[toolusingmammalgirl]

I Refused To Believe That This Condiment Was Barbecue Sauce, And I Have Been Summarily Flayed For My Apostasy

[sigmaleph]

I Assigned Negligible Probability To This Being Chili Sauce And Have Since Updated

[pluspluspangolin]

In Which Your Humble Narrator Assumed That The Substance Within This Container Was Not Worchestershire Sauce Only To Be Rudely Awakened From This Delusion By Mysterious Circumstances

[roachpatrol]

So I Figured This Was Jam But Boy Howdy Was I Jumping To Some Erroneous Goddamn Conclusions

[jame7t]

this not soup

[dontbefanci]

So I said to Justin Timberlake, “That is Not Eggnog.”

[benpaddon]

Fuck. Beans.

[doc-coyote]

I’m Really Concerned This Isn’t Rice

[stabbedinthebaklava-deactivated]

Forget the friendzone, tell him he’s the son you’ve always wanted.

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Family and Friends: “What could be better than having kids?!”

Me:

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[the-lore-protector]

For the love of God, unmute

[pozolegirl]

I AM GOING TO SCREAM.

[adamdryver]

@gayfinnpoe

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Raindrops

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what’s with all these stories of hundred plus year old vampires falling in love with teenagers like yes they might LOOK your age but you’ve got a few centuries of maturity on them I want vampires falling in love with 40 year old suburban housewives and business executives and preschool teachers not high school students

[melthemagpie]

vampires falling in love with spry 90-year-old great-grandmothers

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(x)

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