Danny Marie @dannydoesitlikedis - Tumblr Blog

thatadult

sending “I hope you get that job” vibes to the people out here tryna get jobs

theeeprotagonist

reblogging for yall bc the shit worked for me lol

blkmedusa

Karma will pop me if I don’t

loumovies

Romeo + Juliet (1996) dir. Baz Luhrmann

maura-labingi

werkn-progress

I like being invited to things. I don’t necessarily like going But I like being invited.

alaiha-deactivated20171228

squishycalum

:/

vangoghstss

This is actually v important and needs to be reblogged

thexdarkenedxlight

Gonna just share this:

My European Studies professor decided a few weeks ago to take a Friday and instead of following the syllabus, he spent the entire hour and a half comparing Hitler’s actions from a European perspective to that of what Trump is doing in America. He never repeated a single point, and even used video and photos like this to show the comparison.

To make things better, he had us do an in class assignment for participation points. He first played a clip on youtube of one of Hilter’s speeches, subtitled and 3 minutes long. He then played a clip of one of Trump’s rallies. Our assignment? Copy down every single sentence that matched in translation down on a sheet of paper or a word document that wasn’t repeated. The person with the closest amount to what my professor found got a candy bar.

My professor found, in just three minutes of a speech, that Trump matched 65 different phrases/sentences to that of Hitler’s translation.

65 nearly identical phrases used in his speeches. Take a moment to think about that.

fyeahcanines-blog

death-by-lulz

this dog is that character you think is evil but actually has a heart of gold

This post is gooooold

retrogamingblog

Super Smash Bros moves performed by Marvel stuntmen

parisianqueen-deactivated202004

During the most poor and homeless period of my life, I had a lot of people get angry with me because I spent $25 on Bath and Body Works candles during a sale. They couldn’t comprehend why the hell I would do that when I had been fighting for months to try and get us on our feet, afford food, and have an apartment to live in.

Those candles were placed beside wherever I slept that night. In the morning, I would move them and set them wherever I’d have to hang out. At one point I carried one around in my purse - one of those big honking 3-wick candles. I never lit them, but I’d open them and smell them a lot.

I credit that purchase with a lot of my drive that got me to where I am today. I had been working tirelessly, 15+ hour days with barely any reward, constantly on the phone or trying to deal with organizations and associations to “get help at”. It’d gone on for almost a year by the end of it, and I was so burnt out, to the point that I would shake 24/7. But I could get a bit of relief from my 3-wick “upper middle class lifestyle” candles. They represented my future goals, my home I wanted to decorate, and how I would one day not be in this mess anymore.

When we moved into the apartment, and our financial status improved, I burned those candles every single day. When they were empty, I cleaned them out, stuck labels on them, and they became the starting point of my really cute organization system I had ALWAYS planned to have.

So whenever I hear about someone very poor getting themselves a treat - maybe it’s Starbucks, maybe it’s a home deco item, maybe it’s a video game… I don’t judge them. I get it. I get that you can’t go without anything for that long without it making you go crazy. You need to pull some joy, inspiration, and motivation from somewhere.

maraeffect

poor people deserve things they want, too. it is unfair to expect poor people to only buy things they “need”.

enide-s-dear

My grandfather used to tell me: if you only have 20 kr left, you buy grocery for 10 kr and flowers for the other 10 kr because you need a reason to live as well.

korrasera

We are not machines and an unmet need is an unmet need.

unclefather

maybe I need a candle

captain-flint

All this will be for nothing. We will have been for nothing. Defined by their histories, distorted to fit into their narrative until all that is left of us are the monsters in the stories they tell their children.

backtomanyang

#I cannot even begin to express what it feels like to watch a gay character give this speech (via candlewinds )

t00old2behere

10knotes

#character development done right

bakwaaas

someone said ‘the version of me you created in your mind is not my responsibility’ and wow

tockthewatchdog-deactivated2020

i love that i have to go to menswear to find a shirt a human being in the world would wear and then when i do it takes me .5 seconds to find it. I love that

tockthewatchdog-deactivated2020

me: i need a plain black t shirt

target women’s section: would you like to have a giant scoop neck that would definitely like completely show at least one of your boobs. would you, an adult woman, like to wear a crop top? would you like to look like a human piñata. BLACK? I think you mean jewel tones babey!

target men’s section: yeah sure. it’s the first thing you see as you walk into the shirt aisle. have a good one

themadcapmathematician

Women’s section: would you like a shirt made out of tissue paper that costs $34.99??

Men’s section: here’s 25 normal tshirts for a quarter

dare-to-dm

Women’s Section: Would you like to play fucking guessing games with our arbitrary sizing systems and style names? Also, we added a bunch of fake pockets for your personal inconvenience!

Men’s Section: Here’s a bunch of pants organized by the exact inch length of your waist and legs. With pockets that can hold more than just a credit card.

sammit-janet

Women’s Section: Oh you want a plain tee-shirt? Here you go, it’s completely see through so you either have to a) wear something else over it or b) let everyone see your bra!

Men’s Section: Here’s an amazingly comfortable shirt that no one can see your undergarments through. Have a nice day!

psyducked

please raise your children to wash their hands after they use the restroom I’ve watched too many men walk straight out of the bathroom from the stall without a second thought and it’s keeping me up at night

pon-raul

I mean if you taking a piss who cares if you don’t wash your hands, unless you just like go full power and spray yourself like a out of control fire hose

nutsacktorturer

stay the fuck away from me

hardboiledoldman

people who wash their hands after peeing are weak and must be culled

ua86

The only excuse for not washing your hands after you piss is mastering the art of pissing without touching your genitals.

youre-a-fucking-human-being-dea

You wash your hands every time you touch your dick? How grimy is your dick?

blackshuckofficial-deactivated2

I’m literally never shaking a man’s hand ever again in my life y'all need jesus

pronounrespecter

remember how i told y'all?

(they don’t wash their hands after shitting either)

fall-and-shadows

What I’m learning is that men are the reason for “employees must wash their hands” signs and why I never put 2 and 2 together is beyond me

tyst-kampar

Just out of curiosity, do yall wash your hands every time you touch your arm or the back of your hand or any other part if your body?

eelpatrickharris-deactivated202

wash your fucking hands, dickfingers mcgee

yellowjuice-deactivated20190512

what the fuck is wrong with these dudes bruh

mango-thot-deactivated20190520

I want to spray this post with Lysol

lilnasxvevo

AHEM.

“According to epidemiologist Richard T. Ellison III, it doesn’t matter what you do in the bathroom when it comes to keeping your hands clean. ‘The rationale is that when toileting, it’s possible to have fecal material and fecal bacteria get onto your hands … So it’s wisest to always wash with soap and water even after urinating. Neither plain water nor alcohol hand sanitizers are effective at removing fecal material or killing bacteria in fecal material.’

“According to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, handwashing can prevent various illnesses and infections. Ellison added that it can also keep us from coming in contact with E. Coli and hepatitis.This is especially important for men to bear in mind because of perianal sweat. This type of sweat forms around the perianal area, which is the patch of skin outside the rectum. It can then spread to one’s underwear and to other parts of the body like the penis. Biology professor Pat Fidopiastis explained, ‘The point is that simply touching the penis in an effort to direct your urine flow can be more than enough to transfer harmful microbes to your hands, and then on to the pretzels sitting in bowl on the bar.’“

WASH.

YOUR.

HANDS.

mostlyireblogdudesfucking

I reblog this every time I see it. Don’t be disgusting, wash your fucking HANDS.

warmhappycat

The bar is so low for men, holy shit.

the-sapphic-raven

the bar is on the ground and these chucklefucks have brought shovels

tomdaleysource

houl-eater

Butt workouts!

reasonsmysoniscrying

‪**Walking some place that we’ve never been**‬

‪8yo: “I’ve seen this before.”‬

‪Me:‬

‪8yo: “You know how sometimes you go to sleep and you see things in your dreams and then later on you see them for real? Like that.”‬

‪Me, quietly terrified: “Umm oh yeah! That’s called ‘Deja Vu’! Great!”‬

kaylapocalypse-deactivated20201

I have this too, and like a bunch of the other people who say they have this in the notes have described: it’s like...less prophetic full fledged dreams and more like a 2second snapshot of you doing an activity with no context. Like cutting paper then looking up or opening your purse with specific scenery in the background. Then you wake up and you’re like “what was that pointless dream scene.” Then later (sometimes weeks or months later), when you’re doing The Thing you’re like “oh”