dan_ruins_fiction

I write fic requests. don't be weird I'm 15 he/him

[danruinschristmas]

100 posts!

[k2cut]

Tw blood

Request

[ultra-baklan-the-ovosh]

loved that one secret ending where the pale dude becomes your roommate

[salpho]

[thememedaddy]

[the-muppet-joker]

WIP

Pale hands met green hole as Joker's fingers traced around the edge of his lover's impatient cavern.

"F-fuck, are you done teasing me yet?!" The muppet croaked.

"No," the Joker chuckled darkly. "I have only just begun."

Then he got out the Jrap On (Joker Strap On

[hipsterfishboi]

the muppet joker coming back the same day that it comes out d*nald tr*mp blew bill clinton is really fucking funny to me actually. the muppet joker was summoned.

[the-muppet-joker]

WHAT

[danruinschristmas]

Me writing batmanxsuperman yaoi

[pete-dinunzio4]

Can u be cunty for one second?

[danruinschristmas]

Yass bitch slay

[danruinschristmas]

I wanna get high

[danruinschristmas]

Can you do a hurt comfort fic of pupinia Stewart×bakugo? Fine if not OvO

Done and done (from the perspective of pupinia btw)

"SAW A MINION OUTSIDE OF THE BATH AND BODY WORKS AT THE MALL"

Bakugo comforts pupinia after she sees a child dressed as a minion at the mall

It was a normal day at the mall, bakugo and I were minding our own walking through the mall hand in hang.

Then it happened. "What happened pupinia?" You may be asking dear, readr

IT WAS A MINION!!!

"AHHHHHHHH" i screamed and started kicking the neon-yellow abomination with all my might, tears welling up in my eyes.

"TEDDY BEAR! CALM DOWN" my beootiful bf bakugo scrupmt as he held me back from the mistake of a creature

"I'll handle this teddy bear..." thank god! He was gonna destroy it! I backed up a lot of feet away and, waited for him to use his explosive quirk to destroy the child's entire bloodline.

"aaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH" an incredible anime scream erupted... and so did the minion as bakugo jumped high into the air, pushing his fist downward towards gravity, tawords that- that thing.

And it was gone, and so was the minion costume, tears ran down my cheeks as. I ran towards bakugo to hug him.

"Its gon now pupinia... you're safe" the blonde excliamed

I held him, cryong, but, smiling

It was ok now.

END

[gay--dog]

tumblrs ui design is so ass like its so incredibly easy to just misclick and unfollow a beloved long time mutual or follow some cunt instead of blocking them or send someone a random post on accident . and theyre still just like "yeep the only possible improvement our ui could ever use is Make Everything Circles i think. and maybe add a few more buttons nobody uses"

[jadeharleyinc]

clicking "see all" on someone's tags and the missing by a single pixel, causing tumblr.com in its genius to show me all zero posts in the "#and okay the really fucked up thing about this if you ask me" tag

[oicuperp]

dating the beatles

(the beatles x reader)

john: cheats on you

paul: cheats on you

george: cheats on you

ringo: cheats on you

[every1hatesjulie]

i’m scared

[samlickereightyone]

being 13 was crazy cuz it's like no one is coming to save you. there's only one option and it's to read about band guys having gay sex

[cowboyspones]

housewives were not banging out spirk fanfiction in the 60s for you to be AI generating your fic

[miiilowo]

FTM PASSING ADVICE

- start wearing typically masculine clothing, like suits with wide shoulders

- people will tell you to not wear pinstripes because it'll make your chest and curves more obvious but think of it as a disguise to throw off their scent, like a zebra. it's urban camouflage

- start callin other men "boss" as a sign of respect

- always make sure to stay safe, keep a switchblade on you or a handgun or something

- consider your diet, work some carbs and fat in there for when T starts workin it's magic. im talkin pasta, pizza, lasagna

- tuck your hair up into a fedora if ya can't cut it

- remember to voice train, if you layer on an accent maybe it'll be less obvious, like a Brooklyn one if you're not already from there

- start snappin your rhythmically and intimidatingly when you find the poor bastard that owes the big man up top that several hundred grand who hasn't paid his dues yet. that'll show em who's the dominant man in the situation

- put a playlist of noir jazz music together and have it playing on your phone in your pocket so it follows you at all times, this is crucial to exuding masculine energy

- don't bind for more than 6-7 hours straight

[danruinschristmas]

Will do