"its a living" <- guy who has a job it hates
"its'a living!' <- dr mario frankenstein
Thank you OP. I haven't laughed like that in a really long time.
thats why i do this
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"its a living" <- guy who has a job it hates
"its'a living!' <- dr mario frankenstein
Thank you OP. I haven't laughed like that in a really long time.
thats why i do this
I don't care if Mike is hard and don't call me lemonade
Also, I took a most perfect picture of a bug yesterday
I have released three new prints. This is one of them. They are all available now: www.tomgauld.com/shop
Idk I just like updating this this sometimes and surprise I got my BSN! I just started studying for my NCLEX today. Never thought I’d get here haha that’s crazy!
I showed my Nonna all the crochet work I’ve been doing and the embroidery I just learned and she said “you know, my aunt used to tell me I have golden hands, I think you do too” and I almost started crying on the spot
s is for slug
i’m enamored by the specificity of this blog. like this is the only post they’ve ever made. this account was solely created for this special little guy. does he know?
@plaguedocboi s is for slug
Reblog In 5 seconds for good luck
​this worked last night lets go for round two
I really need some good luck rn
I’m not sure whether I want the $100 or the baby goat; I guess I will leave it up to fate.
i dont care what i get. luck is luck mates
i gave the cashier at bath & body works my phone number yesterday for the reward program and she did this, exactly:
yoooo guys these wings my dad made look INSANE i can’t wait to try them tomorrow
i don’t think you understand i totally thought we were gonna die locked up in this castle but this fucking genius was like “im going to invent a way for humans to fly”. shout out to my dad he’s a real one fr
LMAOOO this dude told me to be careful as he affixed the wings to my back…..dad no offense but you just invented flying and we have to go high enough to avoid the king’s archers. soo
HOOOOLY SHIT YOU GUYS I AM SO AFRAID. THE GROUND IS SO FAR. HOW DO BIRDS DO THIS. OH MY GODS OH MY GODS OH MY GODS
it’s so beautiful up here
i don’t like seeing the ground. i’m going higher
it’s cold and i can’t see anything. not sure if that’s better or worse
by zeus….what is that thing…….it’s as bright as the sun and twice as warm
the gods look truly down on me this day…apollo calls to me from his chariot of fire. a mere mortal. he must think my flight such a wondrous feat
i don’t understand why but he’s coming closer. he is not supposed to stray from his path, lest the sun fall from the sky. why does he look so anguished to see me?
oh. i am in his path
it’s so hot…was it this hard to fly before? maybe i’m tired
the wax
he really does look like the sun…the light emanates from his fingers, his hair, his skin. he means to catch me. i reach for him
his skin burns. i cannot hold on
i slip through his fingers.
it takes a really long time to fall from the sky. longer than i thought
i wonder if he cried for me
i pray to him just in case. i am grateful he tried. my palms are red and cracked from where they touched divinity. the ground does not look any closer than it was
i have not seen my father since we took flight…i hope he escaped. i hope he will not witness this. i wish i could tell him how joyful these wings made me before the wax melted
i do not regret it. i have seen with my own eyes what others will only dream of
i am not afraid
i am not afraid i am not afraid i am not afraid i am not afraid i am afraid i am afraid i am afraid
please please please please please pleaseplease
the gods will not save me. i suppose this is a lesson in hubris. i am forever a flightless thing
please please please i have no coin for the ferryman if i am to die now i will never reach the realm of hades please turn me into a bird any bird or a bug or something anything please please pleasepleaseplease
I AM NOT AFRAID I AM NOT AFRAID I AM NOT AFRAID I AM NOT AFRAID I AM N
you guys dont even know that the zootopia abortion comic takes place inside jerry seinfelds apartment
hello can anyone hear me. the zootopia abortion comic anyone
Touch his mind Lord is going to be a part of my vocabulary forever now
Need to be mindful for our feathered friends!
I’ve queued this to post around the time that alot of babies will be hatching.
Go buy some frozen veggies and feed the babies
It is baby season right now. A lot of babies are being born right now and people keep bringing them into the sanctuary. Sometimes its best to leave them alone.