[malelavellan]

hey duck

[malelavellan]

youre no good duck

[malelavellan]

youre never gonna be shit

[malelavellan]

ya just like ya fatha

[inbabylontheywept]

sometimes my wife will come to me with a piece of food and explain it like its a james bond mission. like

"there is a piece of gouda on the counter downstairs. it has been left out overnight. i cannot bring myself to trust it and thus will be throwing it away in 20-30 minutes. but if something were to happen and the cheese were to go missing, i would not question it."

and then she will go. and then the cheese will go missing. and she will not question it.

[yananaua]

All done!

[shyblacksheep]

Princess Pals quick draws~!!! 🍑🌼✨

(A few of their outfits from Mario Kart)

[angrymusiccollector]

Also, Luigi, baby you're all talk. The second you see Daisy, it's over for you; Mario will NOT let it go once he notices.

[ghouly2077]

[noodles-and-tea]

Important

[amietita]

daisy in my latest ootds 🌻 love me some baggy pants and white sneakers lol

[amietita]

*breathing heavily* i like daisy’s new outfits a normal amount ……….

[danyatma]

WHAT IF

WHAT IF "MISSY" HAS A TARDIS AND IS "SAVING PEOPLE" SOMEHOW AND STATES IT AS "PARADISE" AS A TRICK TO TELL THESE PEOPLE THAT THEY ARE IN FACT IN HEAVEN? THE TARDIS IS INFINITE AFTERALL. AND SHE'S TRYING TO START AN ARMY AGAINST THE DOCTOR

[froggileee]

I did the stardew bachelorettes for another color pallet practice!

Thank you guys for liking the bachelor version!

[mariacallous]

[monstermoviedean]

daily reminders

no human being is 100% happy 100% of the time

being a person is extraordinarily difficult even in the best of times

this is not the best of times

someone is grateful you exist (don't argue, it's true)

a bad day does not predict a bad existence

it's gonna be okay

[parkchanwoohoo]

BDSM gets a bad rep as like a violent (male) dom pushing the boundaries of a reluctant (female) sub but in my experience it's a lot of subs with wildly elaborate fantasies screaming shit like "PUT MY ASS IN THE CHILI" while a new dom is like "Okay I think, we are reaching yellow for me,"

[parkchanwoohoo]

Sub: Okay so before we begin how familiar are you with the ancien régime? It's not super important but it does help contextualize this. Essentially I'd like for you to be a ravenous, semi-cannibalistic Antoine Barnave-esque figure

Dom, holding a pen and notebook: Yeah okay

[backonmyoldone]

this show makes me so happy

[classycookiexo]

[capricorn-born]

Oddly specific. Got a deposit for 6,837 today

[weaselle]

fuck it, i never ever do those “reblog for X, this one really works!” posts, but this one doesn’t have any of that BS, this is just straight up wishing us good things; and then the comment doesn’t even say any of that either. Zero claims on this post, all positive vibes

May you end this week feeling ever more certain of a future you’ll love

[vmohlere]

May you end this week feeling ever more certain of a future you’ll love

[jenny-jinya]

WOAH!

tw: death/souls

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