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[prole-log]

[clowreedsforfilth-deactivated20]

Thank u comrade tyranitar

[transmechanicus]

that is godzilla

[reuniclus]

[chillgamesh-the-swing]

nothing but respect for comrade godzilla but that's fucking tyranitar

[pokemonheritageposts]

Godzilla Heritage Post

[catchymemes]

[winemom-culture]

[creaturey]

feeling a deep sense of kinship with danny here

[whyndancer]

I beg your pardon

[nuggsmum]

At this point he’s just fucking with us.

[liquorlaughslove]

Wow just fucking wow

[jaubaius]

When some lemurs running in reverse…

[bmwiid]

[everythingfox]

(via)

[lordnyofthelakemain]

@is-the-cat-video-cute

[flourishingskeleton]

Rating: Cute

These cats are taking very nice turns sniffing an object of interest(probably a phone or camera) in a tube :) what polite fellows!

[jaubaius]

Girl your nails are fabulous!

[thatradfailure]

@is-the-snake-video-cute People in the notes are saying this is either a dominance or a mating response, so could I request a semi-professional-I-mean-you-deal-with-snakes-and-I-dont-know-a-turtle-blog take on this?

[is-the-snake-video-cute]

This is called claw fluttering, and it’s 100% a mating response! What’s happening is this turtle is seeing the painted nails, thinks they’re a turtle, and is trying to woo them.

Pretty cute, and no stress to the turtle at all. Some turtles won’t do this often, but others will claw flutter whenever they see anything they think might be a turtle, but they don’t have particularly great eyesight so they’ll claw flutter at things like their own reflection, bright nearby objects, and rocks.

[a-yoda-a-day]

[talus-the-broken]

In any tomato based sauce, vodka, or any strong alcohol doesn't make the dish taste more like alcohol, it releases alcohol soluble elements from the tomato itself, making it taste sweeter, richer and more tomato than even just tomatoes themselves, this adds acidity, which is often tempered by the addition of dairy (usually heavy cream) a la vodka is not a delicate sauce, but any means, it's made with a full intention of every major ingredient hitting well above it's weight. And if you want it even better, try using a good botanical gin or a pepper vodka for even more intensity.

[chilewithcarnage]

[shewolfofengland]

Whilst in Sydney in 1994, a man apparently tries to assassinate Prince Charles. And not a single fuck was given by His Royal Highness.

[deutschemark]

(x)

[heartyounot]

I’m dead at his face in the last one like “Did you even try?”

[aletolover-deactivated20151208]

And then when he gets pushed he’s like “Wait no let him try!”

[morepopcornplease]

his composure is just everything I aspire to be

[thosedarnwindsors-deactivated20]

OMG IT’S BACK!

[minimiddletons]

CHARLES IS THE BEST OMG

[realityofroyals-blog]

Like how he stands there as if, “Okay, I’ll be perfectly still and we’ll see if you can hit me this time. Come on, it is like I’m giving you a head start.” He’s more annoyed with his cuff link than the wanna be assassin.

[duchess-of-aquitaine-deactivate]

FOREVER REBLOGGING THIS.

[atomictiki]

THIS is how you deal with terrorists

Even if you go down you did it with dignity.

[jasoncanty01]

You all do know who his mother is right? You know the woman who stayed home during the bombing of London and drove Jeeps in WW2. They are trained to be final boss overlord level composed at age 2.

[atomictiki]

U don’t fuck with the Queen

[qbnaith]

His sister, Princess Anne, was the victim of an attempted kidnapping. The guy pointed a gun at her and told her to get out her car. She replied: “Not bloody likely.” And tried to kick him.

[chewedcorn]

Had about a thousand of these made, I put them on every paper dispenser I come across

[ampervadasz]

[bigwordsandsharpedges]

When I was a kid, I thought those pillars went down to the sea floor.

In reality, they usually go down to some large submerged floats.

[kasaron]

I dislike this. 

[isensmith]

[onionpainter]

Onions

OiI on canvas

[defilerwyrm]

username checks out

[theweirdwideweb]

[theweirdwideweb]

[darthmelyanna]

I want to be very clear: I did not schedule this to post on Easter weekend.

[shitposting-hobbits-to-gallifrey]

I want to be very clear: I did schedule this to post on Easter weekend

[thebibliosphere]

“I hate fandom, it’s everywhere on this site,” Sir (gender-neutral) this is Tumblr, aka the Denny’s parking lot at 3 am of websites.

Of course, fandom is everywhere. Their tagline on the app store used to be “the home of fandom.” You’re the one who walked in here, you can walk yourself right back out.

[thefloatingstone]

Do we need to remind people of Tumblrman?

[thebibliosphere]

God, I’d somehow forgotten this existed. What a cursed time to be reminded of it.

[reallyhardy]

i had to trace over him and yes he DOES look like kevin bacon with a bad mullet:

ah yes, here he is, dr. harrstiel sherloki tumblrman.

[cutecutejames]

Date of origin: fucking today, April 5 2022

[kdinjenzen]

Twitter User: I wish I had more followers, then I’d be more likely to get verified.

Facebook User: I wish my posts reached further, then I’d get famous.

Instagram User: I wish I had more followers so I can unlock more basic features for my account.

TikTok User: I wish I had more views then I’d be a real influencer.

Tumbler User: I specifically didn’t tag this so no one would find it why does it have 200k notes? Who the hell are these people following me? All of you need to go away so I can go back to posting incomprehensible garbage and pictures of frogs.

[kdinjenzen]

Self-fulfilling prophecy

[kdinjenzen]

Oh no

[kdinjenzen]

Help

[kdinjenzen]

Here’s a picture of a blue poison dart frog.

[kdinjenzen]

WHY!?

[kdinjenzen]

Okay, lots of folks asking “INSTAGRAM DOES THAT!?”

And yes, it does:

[kdinjenzen]

Nice.

[kdinjenzen]

Kaeru the frog from Poco’s Udon World

[kdinjenzen]

Pain.

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[kimmycup]

With the power of spite we can get this post to 200k specifically like OP wanted.

[int3rnvlfl0w]