darcieshateusernames

I work for @woo and I like crafts

[lizclimo]

FREE Valentines, available to download here <3

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Liver Detox Using One Weird Trick!!! Doctors HATE Him—Greek Man Discovers Secret To Regenerate Entire Liver In 24 Hours!!!

[theoutcastrogue]

Art presented without further comment:

artists (the OP is by Theodoor Rombouts, 17th c) : F. Gordeev 1769, Cornelius Cort 1566, Bernard Picart 1733, Enrico Barberi 1893, Luca Giordano 1660, Grigorij Mihajlov 1819, Jacob Jordaens 1640, Jean-Louis-Cesar Lair 1819, Johann Heinrich Fuseli 1781-1785, John Singer Sargent c. 1921, John Singer Sargent 1921, Kaspar von Zumbusch 1880, Josep Campeny i Santamaria, Juan Manuel Ferrari 1952, Peter Paul Rubens 1610s, Nicolas-Sébastien Adam 1762, unknown (Prometheus Vase) 1867, Pavel Wenig 1892

Aaand switch bonus: "Prometheus Strangling the Vulture" by Jacques Lipchitz (1943)

[the1920sinpictures]

1929 Poster for Trouville, France. From My Vintage Dreams, FB.

[darcieshateusernames]

It's my 13 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳 OMG, teenagers.

Does it count if I didn’t really use it for the first decade and still barely do?

[crypticauthour]

Even Weird Al has had that™ experience with Tony Hawk

[packder]

[roguetelemetry]

Tony Hawk IS Forrest Gump

[foone]

So I looked up why and how this happened, and it turns out Weird Al hired a company called Birdhouse Skateboards to provide some “skate/punk” extras for the video. Birdhouse Skateboards is a company started by Tony Hawk, so not only did Weird Al end up putting Tony Hawk in his video without realizing it, he actually hired Tony Hawk’s company without realizing it! And then Tony Hawk just decided to go along as one of the extras himself.

BTW, he’d already won like 40 contests already, some of them international skateboarding contests. So it’s not like Weird Al cast some unknown skateboarder who ended up becoming World Famous Skateboarder, he was already well known and was running his own Skateboarding company.

[cookingwithroxy]

Think of it this way. This wasn’t ‘Weird Al got Tony Hawk to be in his video’, this was ‘Tony Hawk found a way to be in a Weird Al Video.’

[cryoverkiltmilk]

The chance that Tony Hawk has infiltrated your location or piece of media is low

BUT NEVER ZERO.

[lizclimo]

[tumblr]

❤️💙Tumblr Tuesday: Ao3 x Tumblr—Love wins 💙❤️

It finally happened. After some romancing in the ballpit, we popped the question and, folks, THEY SAID YES. 

In short, we're in love! Now, we're in need of a ship name. Can you help? Vote below, or let us know if you come up with something better. This is now a matter of grave importance.

Pick a ship name for Ao3 x Tumblr:

ao3blr

tumo3

TagTeam

archblr

To3

aoob (archive of our blogs)

TAo3

Something Else (reply/tag it)

Voting ended onJul 9, 2025

(Thanks to all the folks on X who added some excellent (& some funny) suggestions to our little list)

Anyway, the fan art is already absolutely incredible, thank you for celebrating with us:

@all-skedaddle-and-no-bop:

@miriko-chan-neko:

@mjlor-chan:

@bigrawrenergy:

@marshallena:

@cloutchase:

@gyarustara:

@blakeisspacing:

@proudgirlkissr:

@bunningchaos:

@urfavesarequadranted:

@twittypet:

@applejuiceyjuice-art:

@peppercornyy:

@andellaheartz:

@livingfurnace:

@rainbow-taishi:

@buumbamboom2763:

[sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog]

Use the offer code TUMBLRINA and get 11% off on coffee or tea.

(Or soap! Or socks! Or household cleaning products!)

(And yes, I'm making you type TUMBLRINA into the offer code box.)

[thehummingbirdsmatter]

What a world we live in where John Green is now paying Tumblr to show more people his blog.

Never thought I'd see the day.

But seriously, Good Store is great, go check it out. The socks are excellent.

[darcieshateusernames]

you don’t have to be the op to blaze a post, just saying it might not be John who did 😉

(it also wasn’t me, to clarify)

[sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog]

Use the offer code TUMBLRINA and get 11% off on coffee or tea.

(Or soap! Or socks! Or household cleaning products!)

(And yes, I'm making you type TUMBLRINA into the offer code box.)

[punkrockgrantaire]

"backstage at a live event" is perhaps my favourite human collective emotion ive ever experienced. From running through the creepy empty school hallways before a theatre show, to the staff only breakroom at a convention or event where youre running a stall, to the bridal suite getting ready before your bestie walks down the isle.

Theres a little wall between the guys who are 'in on it' with you, whatever it is, and your audience or customers or guests or just all those people who are *not* in on it. Youve got a wallkie talkie, or a backstage pass, or an exhibitor badge, and youve never felt more alive

[darcieshateusernames]

It started with dance recitals, then it was waiting to go “on stage” for parades at Disneyland, tech crew for friends’ plays, assisting with event production, retail stock crew, and later encouraging my kids to do theatre so they can get to explore the world behind the proscenium.

If I go to a convention or hotel conference room, I’ll absolutely be peeking behind the scenes to see the backstage inner workings. I love the machine that is making the show happen.

If I’m lost, look for me behind some hidden door to the back

[punkrockgrantaire]

wait you found this on FB? I have a post that has escaped?

[darcieshateusernames]

some meme roundup stolen content post from a page I don’t follow because FB is unusable now, but yes ❤️

found it:

Log into Facebook to start sharing and connecting with your friends, family, and people you know.

[punkrockgrantaire]

"backstage at a live event" is perhaps my favourite human collective emotion ive ever experienced. From running through the creepy empty school hallways before a theatre show, to the staff only breakroom at a convention or event where youre running a stall, to the bridal suite getting ready before your bestie walks down the isle.

Theres a little wall between the guys who are 'in on it' with you, whatever it is, and your audience or customers or guests or just all those people who are *not* in on it. Youve got a wallkie talkie, or a backstage pass, or an exhibitor badge, and youve never felt more alive

[darcieshateusernames]

It started with dance recitals, then it was waiting to go “on stage” for parades at Disneyland, tech crew for friends’ plays, assisting with event production, retail stock crew, and later encouraging my kids to do theatre so they can get to explore the world behind the proscenium.

If I go to a convention or hotel conference room, I’ll absolutely be peeking behind the scenes to see the backstage inner workings. I love the machine that is making the show happen.

If I’m lost, look for me behind some hidden door to the back

[heartshapedbasil]

your man doesn’t have the mental strength to caramelize onions 

[maplebungus-deactivated20221118]

your man thinks it takes 5-10 minutes to caramelize onions

[dadbodbobby]

Who’s fucking carmelizing onions?

Have you sociopaths forgotten that apples exist?

[fuckdamn]

do you think caramelizing onions is putting caramel on onions

[vexwerewolf]

your man thinks caramelizing onions is putting caramel on onions

[darcieshateusernames]

Obligatory “I’m caramelizing onions” reblog

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

it's called a "flying buttress" bc it's the 12th century equivalent of a slip-n-slide. sends your butt flying

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

no you don't understand these are so obviously medieval waterslides are u hearing me

[truth-spatter]

Uh. Gaud. That second has spikes on it.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

that's the medieval part

[heartshapedbasil]

your man doesn’t have the mental strength to caramelize onions 

[maplebungus-deactivated20221118]

your man thinks it takes 5-10 minutes to caramelize onions

[dadbodbobby]

Who’s fucking carmelizing onions?

Have you sociopaths forgotten that apples exist?

[fuckdamn]

do you think caramelizing onions is putting caramel on onions

[vexwerewolf]

your man thinks caramelizing onions is putting caramel on onions

[lakevida]

just saw someone say they were "hyperfixated" on cooking with seasonal squash i love that nothing means anything

[goofstep]

i’m seriously traumadumping pepper all over these boiled eggs

[junglejim4322]

I’m gaslighting my stove

[darcieshateusernames]

I tried an AI headshot site and it’s not… awful?

I tried an AI headshot site just for fun. It was about as expected and not a replacement for the real thing, but a fascinating experience! Would you try AI for headshots?

I’m going to preface this post by saying first that real photographers are the first choice anyone should have, and there’s absolutely no way that AI can replace them. I’m also very skeptical of AI in general. I’m nervous about what it has access to and how much energy it consumes. That said, I tried an AI headshot site a few months ago just to see what would happen. I don’t totally hate it…

I tried an AI headshot site and it’s not… awful?

[wilwheaton]