i choose you, pepperoni!

emily || 16 || usa || falsettos enthusiast

[fungibf-deactivated20200119]

Four horsemen of the apocalypse

[eggings]

apparently almost no one’s seen the video it’s free real estate comes from so here it is

[liquidstar]

q: why would anyone wear a shirt with a zodiac sign that’s not even their sign?

a: if you know the answer you’re going to hell

[murdockmatthew]

me any time kyle ron is onscreen

[checkmateyourprivilege-deactiva]

2013 was five years ago let that sink in

[checkmateyourprivilege-deactiva]

[kingjaffejoffer]

[latenights]

pale

[musashi]

6 am and this tweet just made me laugh so hard i choked on my coffee and started sobbing

[stickyfrogs]

[iterativeimprovement]

I could watch this all day.

[persephonesecretlair]

he flipped

[elionking-deactivated20191020]

I swear to gawd do it again. Do it… Do it again I promise you… Do it, i swear to gawd, bro…

[funnelcloudd]

@scottbaiowulf

[scottbaiowulf-deactivated201805]

[darestobrawl]

11 months out of the year: life is a trainwreck

in december: life is a polar expresswreck

[thebootydiaries]

düüde what the fääck she can’t do that to you this is your space this is your ärëä

[shinyapocrypha]

[bob-belcher]

[realifedreamgirl]

pika pika. bitch

[sergei-rachie]

girl: *recording self in mirror* “so I was just casually walkin’ around my-”

voice: *unidentified murmuring in the background*

girl: *screeching* “嗄？I’m recording!”

girl: *resumes* “-and guess what I f-”

voice: *more unidentified murmuring in the background*

girl: “錄緊影啊!”

voice: *louder, but still unidentified calling in cantonese*

girl: *continues, ignoring voice* “guess what I found in my pocket mm mm mm”

girl: *takes out poke ball* “pika pika”

girl: *poke ball springs open* “bitch”

[blind3dbylight]

everyone get out. get the fuck out. twitter is over. no one needs to tweet ever again. no tweet will ever reach the same level of accurate shitposting as this.

[kaleochu0202-deactivated2022050]

i got diagnosed with SDD

[kaleochu0202-deactivated2022050]

stupid dumbass disorder

[cripplingdepresssion]