In the arena

20. Aries Sun, Aries Moon, Scorpio Rising

[afeveredblur]

think at this point im going to need a specific tag for clips of my favourite sheryl lee ralph line deliveries from abbott

[itszonez]

LISA ANN WALTER with GRITTY on the set of ABBOTT ELEMENTARY (2022)

[allmyknivesaremadeoutofbutter-d]

sometimes i come home and wash my hands and see myself in the mirror and go ah, i can really see how i might be loveable. then i wash some dishes or something

[systlin]

I saw a thing and thought it seemed like something you might find cool

-This is GENIUS-Systlin-

[only-in-movies]

@thebibliosphere your next project?

[thebibliosphere]

I have neither the skill nor patience for knitting but that is gorgeous.

[bread-making-vikings]

[androidboy]

i love cishet dudes who are super casual lgbt allies. like my roommate tries super hard to prove she’s a good ally and still fucks up my pronouns but then her cousin waltzes in like “hey so she said that you were a girl but youre a dude now. that’s pretty tight bro.” and then did not fuck up my pronouns once despite bein shitfaced

[androidboy]

told him i was bi and he was like “dude… ive got a friend who’s a Homosexual and his last bf was toxic as fuhk. i can send him your way. i think he needs to get laid”

like i truly appreciate the spirit behind it

[take-a-dip-in-the-deadpool]

[memescomedy]

[bleachedraptor2]

Battle armor

[amarguerite]

I’m

[dr-falcon-fox-and-coyote]

Honestly this makes perfect sense. The headpiece would be very quite and dark, much like a blinder. It’s probably feeling so safe and secure in that outfit. Emotional support ATAT costume. 

[hippy-craic]

@superlucyjin

[avocadosalad]

Sir, this is my emotional support cosplay

[textsfromlastturnabout]

[herzogirl]

wilhelmina is so fucking funny

[ampervadasz]

Unmute !

[manny-jacinto]

MAMMA MIA! (2008) + tags about Colin Firth

[troutlawyer]

Grandmas were so right about puzzles and knitting and crocheting and solitaire and reading slow and slippers and baking and watching deer in the backyard send post

[guinevereslancelot]

the way p&p 2005 said: here's one of the most beloved enemies to lovers romances of all time, we don't need to change anything but here's keira knightley and the most socially awkward mr darcy you have ever seen. we're going to sprinkle in a hand touch and an almost kiss during an argument following a love confession in the pouring rain. what excellent boiled potatoes. yearn. you will think about this movie every day for the rest of your life.

[softeningthesound]

A Guide to Québécois Swear Words!

As a Québécoise, I have strong feelings about our swearing system and it’s fun to try to explain to people who aren’t from here, and even to France French speakers because we just do not have the same expletives. Pretty much every Québécois swear is a direct or twisted up reference to something you’d find in a church or that’s related to the Church. I haven’t actually looked into it but that may be because of the wave of secularisation that happened here in the 60’s. Keep reading for a list of common swear words, how you can string them together, and some other expressions that stem from Québécois expletives! Useful for writing Québécois characters, or just for fun if you’re into languages.

The verb ‘to swear’ in Québécois French is ‘sacrer’ which in and of itself is a reference to the Church (‘sacrer’ = ‘to make sacred’).

*OSTI or ESTI (less explicit alternatives are ‘esprit’ or ‘osprit’): originally referenced the communion wafer (l’osti). Translated, it can kind of mean ‘fucking’ as an adverb when you add ‘de’ after, ex: ‘C’est un osti de gros banc de neige’ = ‘That’s a big fucking snow bank’ or ex: ‘Il est un osti d’idiot’ = ‘He’s a fucking idiot’. ‘En osti’ is another expression that translates to the adverb ‘fucking’, ex: ‘Ça faisait peur en osti’ = ‘It was fucking scary’. ‘Osti’ can be used on its own or in a string of swears.

*CÂLISSE or CÂLICE (less explicit alternatives are ‘câlique’ or ‘câline’): originally referenced the chalice (le calice). Used on its own (when your dad breaks a glass and yells this, he’s real mad) or in a string of swears.

*TABARNAK (less explicit alternative is ‘tabarnouche’): originally referenced the cabinet that holds the ciborium which in turn holds the communion wafers (le tabernacle). Used on its own (when your mom is yelling at you to get in the car and yells this, she’s real impatient) or in a string of swears.

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[rumman]

did y'all know that child-resistant packaging actually has to be tested on children like they literally go to a daycare and ask a bunch of kids to open medication packages and if they can the company has to go back and redo their packaging from scratch

[foldingpaperflowers]

This is actually hilarious though

[ruffboi-mags]

“they may use their teeth” is somehow the funniest motherfucking part

[wretchedly]

Same goes for bear-proof containers! The Wolf & Grizzly Discovery Center in West Yellowstone has demonstrations. I wonder if they are also specifically told they can use their teeth

[sarasa-cat]

Stop whatever you are doing and spend 2 minutes watching bears who work as professional product testers. 

[bearotonin-international]

Let’s hear it for all the hard working professional bears

[abra-ka-dammit]

[revealinginterconnectivity]

More at typewriter_astrology on Instagram (watch for fake accounts)

[mirkwoodd]

anthony bridgerton said “i am not a man of poetry” and then turned around and delivered “you are the bane of my existence and the object of all my desires. night and day i dream of you” all men do is lie