Mars

20 | Libra | 🏳️‍🌈🇻🇪| Fuck it, whatever

[aloyhh]

forced to say “it’s ok” instead of throwing a chair at them

[daringreaderoftheinterwebs1]

You could do both, you know?

[daringreaderoftheinterwebs1]

So I'm back to tumblr.

Be nice to me!!!!! I don't go outside a lot so if I reblog you to death, don't say i didn't warn you~

[zaptap]

gwen has been trans the entire time

[daringreaderoftheinterwebs1]

So obvious they had to place a GIANT trans flag in the movie for us to MAYBE notice

[daringreaderoftheinterwebs1]

my annotation privileges must be revoked

[itskarmaart]

We’ve all watched the same show right?? Wenclair am I right?

[lexa-kom-skaikru]

What Netflix says:

What the audience sees:

[daringreaderoftheinterwebs1]

Hyperballad - Björk

[daringreaderoftheinterwebs1]

Covet - Basement

[daringreaderoftheinterwebs1]

Spiders - System of A Down

[dankmemeuniversity]

[weaselle]

[jezabaeddel]

this is a pro torrenting blog if you dont like it then lol sucks to be you

[mariacallous]

Now, you will never hear me talking about “healthy” food. I loathe the term, but not as much as I am disgusted by the contemporary mantra of “clean eating”. In How to Eat, written so long ago, I wrote: “What I hate is the new-age voodoo about eating, the notion that foods are either harmful or healing, that a good diet makes a good person and that that person is necessarily lean, limber, toned and fit…Such a view seems to me in danger of fusing Nazism (with its ideological cult of physical perfection) and Puritanism (with its horror of the flesh and belief in salvation through denial).” The Clean-Eating brigade seems an embodiment of all my fears. Food is not dirty, the pleasures of the flesh are essential to life and, however we eat, we are not guaranteed immortality or immunity from loss. We can not control life by controlling what we eat. But how we cook and, indeed, how we eat does give us - as much as anything can - mastery over ourselves

Nigella Lawson, from the introduction to Simply Nigella

[branwyn-says]

gonna embroider “the pleasures of the flesh are essential to life” on a pillow, damn

[lingwenboobs]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ALL BOOBS

[bogleech]

Absolutely fucking horrific that the general public wound up hearing about monkeypox in gay people first and thinks it's an STD or specifically gay disease. It's not deadly like HIV but this obviously mirrors that, except the fact it isn't a fucking STD at all, or even limited to physical contact. It can infect you anywhere, make blisters anywhere, and leave active virus on any porous enough material. Clothing, rugs, towels, seat cushions, not only are people using it for another LGBT witch hunt but they genuinely don't know their whole families could get it from shopping, seeing a movie, anything.

The last outbreak was from pets, specifically rodents and rabbits, but contained at about 50 cases. This time there's a couple thousand cases getting worse because most people weren't told what it actually is or how it spreads and half the country now just thinks diseases in general are liberal hoaxes or whatever the fuck they think. America is a shithole.

[hijacker-deactivated20160621]

reblog if u like titties

[romanceyourdemons]

love when i’m drinking boba and i’m down to the last couple tapioca pearls and i’m picking them off one by one. love finding out who the final girl of this drink is going to be. but of course there is nothing that she can do against me because i am cosmic horror to the beverage. i am its god, and i think my horror is delicious

[honeylavendermilktea]

the fact that we need 8 hours of sleep is ridiculous we should only need 4 and the other 4 should be used to be cozy in your bed and rub your legs together like a cricket and listen to music and think about your little scenarios

[languages-georg-blog]

So I used to have a Russian friend who had a pretty thick accent and like a lot of Russians tended to eschew articles. She would say things like “Get in car.” And stuff.

Well one day this asshole who had been kind of tagging along with us asks her why she talks like that because it makes her sound dumb and I still remember her response word for word.

“Me? Dumb? Maybe in America you have to say get in THE car because you are so stupid that people might just get in random car, but in Russia we don’t need to say that. We just fucking know because we are not stupid.”

[annarcho-nicolesmith]

One time I was proof reading a paper for a Russian student. As I was correcting her paper with her, the many mistakes in her grammar started weighing on her. I asked her what was wrong, and she said, almost sobbing,

“In Russian I am so intelligent and clear. In English I am like [an] idiot”

Respect to anyone trying to master a foreign language. I get so sad thinking about that student.

[pomme-poire-peche]

[lady-byleth]

Full offense but people who make fun of someone else’s accent or belittle their limited vocabulary when they’re speaking a language not native to them are fucking disgusting and are just begging to be punched.

They’re speaking your language because you don’t know theirs. That’s not something they should be made fun of, it’s something that should be commended because learning a language is hard fucking work.

I hate people who do this so much.