basic college student

english creative writing major / minors in french and film studies

[transhuman-y-deactivated2020092]

wow you gotta lot of other people’s papers cited in this bibliography huh. they’re not gonna fuck you you know

[100493503004422]

me: [delusional] I will learn 4 languages simultaneously

[romcommunist]

self discipline is so hard like. i know the sucker who's in charge...a pushover who hates authority and loves hedonism

[electraheart2012]

being alive is like: you want to go home. you don't know where home is. you want to go home. you don't know where home is. you want to go home. you haven't known for a long time. you want to go home but you don't know where you'd go. you want to go home you want to go home you want to go home

[dragonfurs]

*crushes my emotions with my bare hands* as I was saying,

[ismine-allmine-allmine-deactiva]

’The Picture of Dorian Gray’ by Oscar Wilde (published in 1890)

[magicalgirlmindcrank]

I can't condone Christianity but they went off with the cannibalization of the divine

[maretriarch]

haunted dolls are cool not scary like bro there's a friend in there

[ashstfu]

fun prank idea: lay in bed for the rest of your life and ignore reality by reading books and daydreaming all day everyday

[angelicsaggie]

Language Learners 🗣masterlist

Updated May 21 2021

Understanding sentence structure 1

Understanding sentence structure 2

Be proud of your language skills (popular post)

Turn off the translator in your head

Why accent marks are important

You cannot always translate directly

Say it with meaning

Stop mumbling

Stop speaking like a robot

Stop stereotyping countries based on movies, television shows, and the media

How I learn without studying

Stop apologizing

Embrace the culture

Maybe you need to work on your native language first

Practice with the same language

Understanding shortened words

Stop judging and start embracing to learn faster

You have to speak (popular post)

Read between the lines

It’s lyric time- lesson

Listening - lesson

How to learn a language at home (popular post)

[valtsv]

it would be fun if an angel and a vampire were friends i think

[valtsv]

vampire: ugh, you mortals simply can't comprehend the timescale i live on. i've watched your empires rise and fall, your cities crumble to dust. i find your short little lives amusing at best. i -

angel: HI, I HAVE BEEN ALIVE SINCE THE DAWN OF TIME AND I NOTICED YOU ARE ALSO SOMEWHAT OLD?

vampire: ...sure. hey what was the dawn of time like?

angel: PRETTY BORING ACTUALLY. NOTHING ELSE EXISTED YET.

vampire: oh, man, i feel you. i slept through, like, the entire 14th century it was so boring. everyone was dying of plague and shit anyway so i didn't miss much.

[valtsv]

vampire: hey i am outside your apartment

angel: YOU'VE JUST BEEN STANDING THERE? FOR HOW LONG?

vampire: uhhhhhhh a mere speck in comparison to our immortal lives so don't worry about it honestly. i need you to invite me in though.

angel: OF COURSE, I'M SO SORRY. PLEASE COME IN.

vampire: *steps over the threshold and immediately starts hissing and coughing like a cat with a bad hairball*

angel: OH, I'M SO SORRY. MY APARTMENT IS CONSIDERED HOLY GROUND BECAUSE I LIVE IN IT. I SHOULD HAVE WARNED YOU.

vampire: *coughing* it's fine. do you - *cough* *wheeze* what are your thoughts on chinese? i know a great place just a couple of blocks from here

[valtsv]

everyone replying to this with "and they were lovers"? target audience

[sisyphusshrugged]

good morning kings let’s push this boulder

[lolt64]

bad news about the boulder everyone

[aaays-and-bees]

Good morning kings let’s push this boulder

[girloikawa]

yes i annotate my books & say really smart things [draws hearts and frowny faces when called for]

[girloikawa]

[paulfrankjuliusthemonkey]

REENTER THE WORLD AT YOUR OWN PACE, 2021, by Yumi Sakugawa

[normal-horoscopes]

WHAT IS UP GIRL YOU LOOK FORBODING AND MALICIOUS

[coffinflop]

i can’t talk rn, i’m doing hot girl shit *reanimates a corpse*

[bisexualwario]