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i love when things are green and wet
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it's kind of crazy climate change has occurred at such a remarkable pace that I and everyone else around my age can remember a completely different climate in our childhoods. I truly watched winter gradually disappear in my life.
"You're too young to remember this, but there used to be so many insects outside that you would have to clean them off the windshield after a long car ride" is the kind of sentence that would have been in a cheesy scifi short story earlier in my life, perhaps submitted to a literary magazine and accepted to show support for its environmentalist message - now it's something I've said in earnest.
okay. (approx.) how many hugs do you get a month?
none
5 or fewer
6–10
11–15
16–20
21–25
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more than 50 (???)
take your best guess at an average. also put in the tags if that’s also the preferable amount of hugs for you :)
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HOLY FUCK TUMBLR REDACTED EVERY IMAGE ON THAT INDIGENOUS MAP OF NORTH AMERICA POST
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NOT ONLY THAT THEY COMPLETELY ERASED THE PERMALINKS OF EVERY REBLOG IN THAT CHAIN UP TO MINE
someone got big fucking mad about me adding those FUCKING MAPS
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Here's the Alaska Native Studies Council Writing Style Guide which includes a lot of vocabulary relating to the Indigenous communities in Alaska (including names of groups, laws regarding Alaska Natives, geography, etc.).
Here's a more detailed map of Alaska divided by cultural/language groups. Here's a link where you can zoom in on the map and read the language family key.
Here are some more sources on Indigenous languages and cultures in Alaska.
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Here's the introduction to The Alaska Native Reader: History, Culture, Politics which also has some maps.
Another book on Alaska Native cultures.
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A film on endangered languages in Alaska and reclaiming culture.
A documentary on the Unangan people being put in concentration camps in Alaska during WWII.
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meme i made years ago still holds true
I'm trying to be so, so brave and patient about this thing but time IS running out and I am getting very anxious about it
aren't gorillas gentle giants or something. i stay out of his way, he doesn't maul me, we have a nice time picking out clothes together in opposite sides of the mall
Male gorillas are super aggressive and territorial. Also they interpret nearly every human mannerism as a sign of aggression or a challenge. Smiling and eye contact are both things that zookeepers have to be taught to suppress when they’re in the vicinity of gorillas.
Well unless the mall is his native territory I think I'm fine, I wasn't planning on smiling at him
This is all irrelevant because the obvious answer is five black mambas. I mean, that’s not actually very many snakes, and malls are fucking huge. And unlike a gorilla you can definitely outrun a snake if it does show up. Find an open space in the mall where you can see any snake coming and just hangout out there. Fucking easy.
Misguided! I would much rather have a mallmate I can easily see and hear coming. I'm confident I can stay out of the gorilla's way, but if I step on a snake or one otherwise gets the jump on me, it's all over.
It's not just about the physical danger either, it's about my mental health. One gorilla, unless he's actively mad at me, I just keep a healthy distance between us and make sure I never get trapped. With the snakes, it requires a lot more constant vigilance
They should substitute "chimpanzee" for "gorilla" in this hypothetical.
if it was a chimp i'm taking the fucking snakes
Black mambas have a reputation build on being very venomous and very fast. I'm not sure why you would think you could outrun one (or five) in an enclosed space like a mall.
Malls usually have pretty slick floors, and escalators. I’d choose the gorilla simply because I think that would make an more interesting story (and a better-selling autobiography, I Survived the Mall Gorilla) but I think I’d stand a pretty good chance at avoiding the mamba. They’re fast and aggressive and will chase you but unless we started immediately beside each other I think my sneakers would have the terrain advantage over scutes.
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fucking enamored with the implication that this gorilla is fully intelligent but is trying to manufacture plausible deniability like the movie barnyard
the truth is you're probably fine with both as long as you're not an idiot about it
black mambas, like most snakes, will usually choose hiding or fleeing unless they feel neither strategy will help them. There are a lot of snake deaths each year, but it's almost always because of a situation where, like, someone stepped on one accidentally or stuck their hand in the wrong place at the wrong time
Gorillas, like most animals on this planet, would rather not fight. The thing about zoo-keepers is that the gorillas
A: are trapped in a small space with the zookeepers when they interact
B: are pretty familiar with the zookeepers and people in general, which changes things a bit.
but the thing about wild animals who aren't trapped in a small space is, they very much behave in a "you stay in your lane and i'll stay in my lane" sort of way.
Malls are large enough that you'd be fine; you'd have to add some kind of high stress or something to change that
OR you'd have to be a stupid stupid human.
Almost every time a human gets injured by a wild animal it's because we're doing something stupid, like trying to get too close to it on purpose.
If you really wanted to make this interesting, you'd change it to:
would you rather be trapped in a water park with 5 hippopotamuses or a polar bear
because hippos are notoriously easy to provoke and one of the most dangerous creatures on the planet to encounter
and polar bears are one of the only things on earth that actively considers humans to be a prey item and will hunt us for dinner
(i'm gonna go with hippos because at least they won't come looking for me)
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When I was a kid, I would only eat the yolk from an egg. Didn’t matter if it was boiled, fried, poached or deviled, the yolk was all I wanted.
My reason for this was “the white makes me feel sick”/“it hurts my tummy”. And everyone did what most folk do when kids say such things, they roll their eyes and call you a fussy eater and complain to anyone who will listen about how hard your child is to feed.
They won’t eat sandwich meat, they won’t eat minced beef, they won’t eat nuts, they won’t eat tomatoes, they won’t eat pasta, they won’t eat fish or spinach, they barely eat fruits and ugh you should see the tantrum they kick up when you try to give them yogurt for a healthy snack. And get this, they will only eat the yolk from eggs. What an annoying kid, right?
So, anyway, as it turns out egg whites are high in histamine while egg yolks are not. Everything I listed up there, is actually high in histamine or is histamine releasing and as someone who just found out after 20+ years of abject misery and several near misses with anaphylaxis that they have histamine intolerance disorder/possible MCAS, I feel really fucking validated about childhood me being a fussy eater.
So uh, pro tip to parents, while there is every chance your kid genuinely is a fussy eater, please also consider that there may also be something at play going on and they’re not just doing it to personally piss you off. Whether it’s a food allergy, intolerance, sensory/texture issues or an issue as insidious and hard to detect as mine, please don’t assume your child is just being difficult for funsies. And please don’t force them to eat something they say makes them feel sick. There’s probably a valid reason, and it warrants investigation rather just assuming your kid exists to tick you off.
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People are like “it’s so beautiful no clouds at all” it could use a little clouds if I had to be honest.
Just a reminder to anyone who will listen! There’s a huge cold front coming up in America right now and I want to remind everyone to NEVER use or rely on a gas stove to heat up your home. You will die. If your power goes out, the best thing you can do is cover your windows, or get to an area in your house with no windows, and bundle up to the best of your ability to conserve heat. I know generating heat with whatever you have sounds good in theory, but we lost a LOT of people to carbon monoxide poisoning in last years Texas Freeze because many relied on gas stoves and other propane heat sources. A lot of people went to bed and never woke up. Please be aware of the things you can’t see, like fumes from your generator, built up gas when starting a car in an enclosed space, and of course, the excess carbon monoxide that can be generated by leaving a gas stove on for too long.