doing my best

I'm not sure what I'm doing. I'm just making mistakes and looking for happiness like everyone else. 17, sexuality: Bi or someshit?

[definitelynotdp]

im totally fine. this is totally not a cry for help.

[heyjoshheytyler]

sideways scene (x)

[album1700]

“have you met my friend daniel he walks like this”

IM DYING

[ragethegemini]

WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY

[elisparklequeen]

The way they all fell down.

[marauders4evr]

“WHAT HAPPENED TO MY WINDOW?”

[6lackranger]

The commentary got me rollin!!! 😂😂😂

[kaiju-emperor]

*Pause mid sentence to glance at the tire on the ground* “I don’t where the fuck that came from.”

[cyberdramon]

[stark-raven-mad]

One motherfucker… two motherfucker… three motherf-

[cheruib]

oh haven’t you heard???? things will get better and you will be okay

[kultklassic]

I just alternate between ‘maybe I’m smarter than I give myself credit for’ and ‘maybe I’m dumber than I realized’

[anxietyproblem]

[im-a-little-dramatic-deactivate]

PREACH

[transromansanders]

:)

[beanbunz-deactivated20160331]

I paused Kung Fu Panda Holiday at the perfect moment

[dontstarvetrash-blog]

when your math teacher is moving on to the next chapter but you still don’t know anything

[imquitelost]

Sir please, that's my emotional support white comedian

[andrewbelami]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[zanabism-deactivated20200529]

god this is so fucking stupid i’m going to have a stroke 

[upsettingandunfortunateclasshate]

It’s just a photo opp for him

[quasi-normalcy]

[davidragifs]

[tullorona-deactivated20160622]

Oh my god my heart actually exploded from this happiness.

[krazykat-minionofmisha]

Omg the last gif it waved back omg

[teach-me-how-to-buggy-deactivat]

So many people always seem to forget just how intelligent elephants are.

[sgtsquishy]

the elephant drew the other elephant. THE ELEPHANT ACTUALLY DREW THE OTHER MOTHERFREAKIN ELEPHANT 

[ace-of-hearts36]

I love elephants. I love them so much! They’re beautiful animals.

[yourwakingnightmares]

Interesting fact: elephants brains react to humans the same way humans react to puppies. They literally view us as cute little dorks.

[darkcityrain18]

That last one isnt true. It was proven false. They dont view us as puppies.

[o-kurwa]

[r4cs0]

Ok but like why

[weirdness-is-good]

Because he is powerful

[obi-quiet-deactivated20170627]

Car sex just got a helluva lot easier.

[therenaissanceratchet]

or homelessness

[fonzworthcutlass]

two kinds of people.

[primesinister]

you could put a dead body there and put a blanket on it and people would think they were just sleeping and it would be a great way to transport dead bodies inconspicuously. 

[happybirthdaykiddo]

* three kinds of people.

[fandomsdevouredmysoul]

[punished-lincolnshire-poacher]

HOW CAN YOU EVEN HAVE A GIF THAT’S THAT SPECIFIC?

[jessica-the-tank-deactivated202]

I agree, it is highly unnatural…

[ninja-pyro]

You might even say it’s ….. “Supernatural”

[uppityamy]

I haven’t seen a supernatural reaction pic exchange since the dark ages

[goawfma]

how is this shit even legal ?!!

[dr-archeville]

[text: “Someone years ago said that cop cars in the UK are very visible and clearly marked so citizens can identify them when they need help. US cops do whatever they can to hide the fact that they’re a cop car because their purpose is to write tickets and generate revenue.”]

[thecrystalfems]

It’s crazy how the police force constantly does things like this designed to hide themselves and rule citizens with fear and then they cry about how everyone hates cops

[feshpince-deactivated20201109]

i think the worst part about living in a late-stage capitalist dystopia is how hard they try to spin these things to make them appeal to the mass market like “WOW! these blatant attempts to invade privacy and discretely control the population SO HIP and COOL!!!” and then it gets 50k shares on facebook from people who dont even think twice about the actual ramifications of it

[seatrench]

This variant of the Goldentail / Bastard Moray is known as the Banana Eel due to its colouration and markings resembling a ripe banana.

(source)

[cetitanhasmoved]

sorry the what? the what moray

[cromerholt]

scientist: let’s call you the… goldentail

banana eel: [bites scientist]

scientist: Okay motherfucker, new idea:

[toxicyurienthusiast]

full offense but if my college professor can look me in my eyes while im wearing a "baby slut" crop top and mini skirt and explain the homework, high school teachers should be able to fucking handle a literal child wearing shorts smh