sarcasm is my thing

20/cis he-him/ and hella gay

[teathattast]

[teathattast]

eXCUSE me who is this cat

[teathattast]

the return of the Weibo cat

[guy]

full emotional spectrum

[dixcnnected]

Reblog if you are insecure about anything below:

-weight

-appearance

-intelligence (or lack of) 

-skills (or lack of) 

-weird hobbies

-friends (or lack of) 

-body

-personality

-family

Who ever reblogs this will get a message in their inbox.

[queen-ashlynn]

all of em

[sixpathsofass-deactivated202006]

All tbh

[bratzr0ckangelz]

every single one

[cloudyplutostan]

Every damn single one

[darkeevee1030]

make that times 2 :3

[avoiding-the-parentals-deactiva]

Reblog if you're gay, lesbian, bisexual, pansexual, asexual, transgender or a supporter.

[nimurea]

This should be reblogged by everyone. Even if you’re straight, you should be a supporter.

[phase2-moved-deactivated2021073]

IF YOU SCROLL PAST THIS UNFOLLOW ME IMMEDIATELY I SWEAR TO GOD

[meanplastic]

[reysjwalker-deactivated20160320]

I know this is supposed to be funny, but does it horrify anyone else that social media is being used by employers to monitor how happy we are to be slaves to capitalism and if we aren’t 1000% enthusiastic about having to work, you’re immediately terminated? He says “Good luck with your no money, no job life” but the implication is pretty clear–”Good luck starving to death because you didn’t live to serve me/my company” 

So if you express a feeling about your job/working/capitalism on your own social media space that doesn’t please your employers, you’re punished.

Holy fuck

This is some dystopian shit right here

[wan-shailu]

This is actually illegal in the US, by the way. There’s a thing called the National Labor Relations Act that protects your right to complain about your job (the reasoning being if you can’t complain you can’t find other employees with similar complaints to start a union with).

If this happens to you, you should file a complaint with the National Labor Relations Board. Source: http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/jurisprudence/2013/01/complaining_about_your_job_on_facebook_the_national_labor_relations_board.html

And: http://mynlrb.nlrb.gov/link/document.aspx/09031d4580e8c5f4

[medusamaybe]

I have always been uncomfortable with this post and I’m so glad queerjoseph was able to put it into words for me

[salamanderinspace]

reblogging because I legit did not know about the National Labor Relations Act

it fact checks

[darkeevee1030]

yeah because talking about the people who gives you money is totally right, and also you can put your social media on private right? “ social media space” lol like millions of people can’t go to your account if not hidden and see your shit.  Y’all really are bad at proving that you guys don’t just want to do whatever the fuck you want without consequences?? she talked shit and guess what, boom she lost her job. so next time she learn not to post everything on the internet. and it’s not dystopic it’s the real world. sorry if that hurts your feelings. 

[darkeevee1030]

the new dbd chapter...

i don’t know, but is it just me that finds this one of the most morbidly sad backstory to date? like it’s the mix between the plagues and the spirits. I mean charlotte by the time the entity got her, was already on her deathbed, carrying her decreased rotten corpse of her infused twin that got their mother killed after forcing them to be basically scavengers. all while leaving the fact that she was a test subject by zealots. she probably was just filled to the brim of emotions that entity can devour. 

[hundondestiny]

and don’t let ANYBODY tell you to give these MAGA freaks “time to mourn” bitch FUCK civility! fuck your feelings! cry about it so i can laugh at you!

[battlships]

People who wore these shirts don’t get to plea for civility

[darkeevee1030]

oh oh so now we finally on the same page... i’ve been saying fuck these red neck daughter humping hillybillies they don’t deserve shit from any minority then a nice mouth full of curb. 

[guerrillatech]

[manc123]

The difference is that communists want to take your house because they think it’s unfair that you have a house. They think you don’t deserve to have your own property.

The bank takes your house because you failed to keep up payments on it. Due to your own failures and financial issues you haven’t satisfied the contract you signed when you started occupying the house.

Capitalism puts the onus on you to keep up payments. Communism doesn’t give you the choice.

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

damn youre one stupid cunt hope you feel better soon

[darkeevee1030]

Being as someone who believe both of these fucking system are flawed as hell and shouldn’t be used. Just watching tumblr blogs constantly forget that communism isn’t some giant charity that is going to bring the populace salvation. people tried communism and guess what, it didn’t work, why? because people are inherently flawed and the idea  of “ greed” and “gluttony” are biologically etched into our DNA. Communism is great on paper but it continuously ignores the fact that when people get a hold of power, most then likely an oligarchy will form. now before you @ me, I also want to remind y’all I hate capitalism too. it puts giant corporations above the working class, and value under minding peoples civil liberates. and once again this system also creates a oligarchy in the terms of monopolies.  and before you bring out “ then what do you propose” I’m no economist nor a political scientist but, I think a system separate from government should be created where economy is far from policy. so that no interference from one group messes with the other. but continue one, I’m enjoying the discourse.  

[oceanmine]

Could you please like or reblog this

if you think that female muses shouldn’t have to be toned down for the comfort of other people? 

Female muses don’t have to be easy. They don’t have to be cute, they don’t have to hold back their drama. They aren’t interesting despite their chaotic personality, but because of it. 

If you are interested in interacting with female muses who are powerful, multi-layered and complicated, please help me spread this. I want to make a point.

[rigel-orii]

I’m all for this, but remember there has to be moderation as well. Op OCs and Mary Sues have got to stop, regardless of their gender.

[rosiefloof]

Yup. Agreed

[yougottabeniceforwhat]

[phasesofpencilsmain]

Akdbakdjakdjs

[windownecromancy]

[darkeevee1030]

bruhhhhghgdjdnj i want to be her friend lol 

[st-pam]

[coolbattlegirl]

Reblogging for the future

[b1rdonawire]

you do know that when jewish and romani people say “never forget” we mean “learn about the holocaust so you can recognize the warning signs of facism and genocide” not “repeatedly bring up the holocaust whenever anything bad happens and exploit our pain and trauma to make people care about your cause” and when we say “never again” we mean “take action to prevent any stage of genocide on any scale by any means, hold collaborators responsible and don’t be complicit” not “only care about genocide when it’s too late”, right? or did you think it was just a fun catchphrase?

[b1rdonawire]

no actually reblog this

[strawberryminho]

2am tea is that boy bands in general will never be taken seriously music wise and it’s because of their large female fan base like people would rather call young girls crazy or insane than even think for one moment that the artists that girls love actually make good music because god forbid girls are actually intelligent and have good taste and it’s so fucking weird like the beatles became famous because of young girls but they’re only taken seriously now because men are known to like them and that’s the facts

[r--g--b]

fun fact: when he was alive, Frank Sinatra had a following and fanbase consisting mostly of teenage/YA girls, and guys hated him because they didnt understand why girls thought he was so charming. now frank sinatra songs are considered “classic” and “real music” because people forgot he was an idol to teen girls and middle-aged men picked it up in the meantime.

[onemancabaret-deactivated202412]

While I really like this message I’m also afraid op may be suggesting that One Direction and N’Sync may one day acheive the same level of respect and class as Frank Sinatra and boy do I hope to god that doesn’t happen lol

[darkeevee1030]

love how op made this one dimensional as hell, cause it not just because “girls” when in reality they generalize and stereotype themselves. because their fanbase project their expectation of the “perfect boyfriend”  on to them. so they have to downgrade themselves to sell records also generalize themselves to stereotypes. you notice how once one direction split, and the some of the members became independent, their music started to be more enjoyable by everybody? it’s the reason why tiktok and instaboys get so famous, they embody what young teenage girls want in a boyfriend. it’s why boybands and said tiktok and instaboys around girls act so nice and caring but aside from that once you see them from an different light you see that either their music sucks or they actually don’t have real personalities to attach to. it’s also why their mostly cis white boys because their demographic are cis white girls.so the idea that men don’t like boybands because women/ girls like them is bias as hell. when in reality men aren’t the targeted demographic so men can see past the glamor of said groups.  but we’re talking about males, so of course this topic isn’t talked about on tumblr.com aka the site were all men are considered bad and women are considered angels and goddesses and could do no harm.  

[darkeevee1030]

@hello-imwithstupid

of your going to come into my DM and say stupid shit, don’t block me afterword like a fucking coward. you have the balls to say shit first, then want to hide before I could reply. sheesh nothing but fucking toddlers on this site. 

[playstation2chainz]

shocking

[hominishostilis]

*ahem*

from this post 

Woman kills man for refusing to give her beer 

Woman stabs man for refusing to have sex with her, threatens to cry rape 

Woman rips off man’s testicle because he rejected her, tried to swallow it

Woman kills man for refusing to marry her 

Woman cuts off man’s penis because of argument 

Woman shoots her husband after argument 

Woman cuts off cheating boyfriend’s penis, flushes it

Woman suspects husband of cheating, stabs him to death 

Woman shoots, kills boyfriend for cheating 

Woman stabs boyfriend for cheating in Monopoly board game 

Woman shoots, kills man for ending relationship 

Woman sets husband’s genitals on fire for hugging another woman, dies 

Woman kills, dismembers husband’s body over argument 

Mother kills 18-month old twins to get back at husband she thought was cheating 

Woman kills husband after he confronts her about affair 

Woman kills cheating husband with lethal dose of heroin 

Woman runs over, kills cheating husband 

Obese woman sits on boyfriend, kills him and avoids jail time 

Woman kills boyfriend with stiletto shoe

Woman murders cheating husband with coffee mug 

Woman kills boyfriend for not buying her a gift 

Woman kills boyfriend who accused her of cheating 

Woman stabs and kills boyfriend , Judge: “I hope you die in prison”

Woman shoots, kills ex-boyfriend, buries him in pile of debris 

Woman shoots boyfriend in the back of the neck, killing him 

Woman shoots boyfriend six times, kills him after argument 

Woman stabs, kills boyfriend over mother’s day gift 

Woman stabs boyfriend to death, also stabbed her husband to death 7 years prior

Woman pushes way into home, stabs boyfriend to death over argument 

Woman angry at boyfriend takes her anger out on his 4 year-old 

Woman stabs boyfriend to death, thought he was cheating on her 

Woman bludgeons husband to death with hammer to pay back loan 

Woman stabs, kills boyfriend during argument 

Woman murders boyfriend for tweeting out his female crush 

Woman shoots and kills boyfriend, kills self while out on bail 

Woman stabs to death boyfriend over argument about an ex 

Woman stabs and kills boyfriend for social media posts 

Woman shoots boyfriend in the face, fails to make it look like suicide 

Woman kills boyfriend’s puppies during phone argument

Woman shoots boyfriend in the face with rifle during argument 

Woman pushes boyfriend off fence after argument, killing him 

Woman attacks boyfriend with large knife, intent to kill 

Woman abused, threatens to kill boyfriend in sleep

Woman beats, murders boyfriend and puts him in freezer because he wanted to break up with her

Woman held gun to boyfriend’s head, murders on Christmas 

Woman with previous assault charge on another boyfriend stabs and kills different boyfriend 

Woman attempts to murder boyfriend with giant breasts 

Woman stabs boyfriend in neck, killing him after argument 

Woman chokes and stabs ex-boyfriends cat to death 

Woman starts argument with boyfriend, stabs and kills with umbrella 

Woman kills boyfriend with her car after argument 

Woman shoots, kills boyfriend in his bathroom 

Woman shoots, kills boyfriend with illegal handgun 

Woman sets her boyfriend on fire, killing him 

Woman shoots and kills ex-boyfriend multiple times, kills herself

Woman shoots boyfriend in the head, found out he was dating other women 

Woman stabs and kills boyfriend over finances 

Woman stabs and kills boyfriend’s lizard because she thought he was flirting with other women 

Woman shoots, kills boyfriend who wanted to end their relationship and urged her to get an abortion 

Woman attempts to murder husband with poison in her vagina

Woman stabs boyfriend to death after he slaps daughter

Woman conspires to have secret lover murder her husband

Woman stabs, kills boyfriend over argument on Labor Day

Woman stabs boyfriend in the chest over argument 

Woman stabs boyfriend to death after finding photos of other women on cell phone 

Woman tortured ex-boyfriend’s dog until it died after argument 

Woman stabs boyfriend in his chest and through his lung, nearly killing him 

Woman fatally stabs boyfriend during heated argument 

Woman kills her boyfriend with blunt force trauma to the head using frying pan

Woman stabs boyfriend to death for drinking her beer 

Woman strangles boyfriend to death during argument 

Woman stabs boyfriend with serrated knife over argument 

Woman shoots, murders boyfriend while she was on house arrest for another murder 11 years prior 

Woman stabs, kills boyfriend then texts friend about eating the body 

Woman stabs, kills boyfriend over dispute 

Woman shoots boyfriend in the head, suspecting he was cheating 

Woman shoots man in the groin after argument 

Woman fires handgun into the home of man who denied her a kiss 

Woman stabs husband to death over cheating fears 

Woman shoots, kills ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend 

Women kills husband, commits suicide 

Woman shoots and kills man over argument 

Woman kills husband with baseball bat for talking back to her 

Woman kills husband, confesses to family then shoots herself 

Woman stabs boyfriend 31 times after he said ex’s name in his sleep 

Woman shoots husband in the head, shoots herself 

Woman kills boyfriend over argument at house party 

Woman shoots boyfriend with shotgun for texting another woman 

Woman kills boyfriend because she “smelled sex on him” 

Woman runs over boyfriend, kills him

Woman stabs boyfriend in the eye for turning down threesome 

Woman stabs ex-boyfriend for refusing to stop playing the Eagles 

Woman stabs boyfriend, throws out his prosthetic legs so he can’t chase her 

Woman ties up, stabs husband 193 times, jury finds her guilty for suspicion of trying to claim life insurance 

Woman stabs fiance for refusing to take her to the liquor store 

Woman assaults and threatens boyfriend with knife for not cuddling 

Woman stabs man with ceramic squirrel for not bring home beer 

Woman stabs taxi driver after he refuses to have sex with her 

Woman stabs ex-boyfriend in his penis after discovering he had a new girlfriend

Woman stabs boyfriend twice over time he spent in bathroom 

Woman stabs boyfriend over Facebook post 

Woman stabs her boyfriend several times because his dog ate her marijuana stash 

Woman stabs boyfriend for not calling her every two hours 

Woman shoots man five times for rejecting her, kills herself 

Woman murders ex-boyfriend with liquor laced with poison, was jealous he was engaged to new woman 

Comedian Phil Hartman was murdered by his wife on May 27th 1998

NFL player Steve McNair was murdered by his girlfriend on July 4th, 2009

John Wayne Bobbitt had his penis cut completely off on June 23rd, 1993

Travis Alexander was murdered by Jodi Arias on June 4th, 2008

Andrew Bagby was murdered by Shirley Jane Turner on November 6th, 2001 (She later murdered their 1 year-old son on August 18th, 2003)

Brenda Spencer killed two and injured nine at Cleveland Elementary School on January 29th, 1979

Laurie Dann killed one boy and injured five others at Hubbard Woods Elementary School on May 20th, 1988

Jennifer San Marco killed eight people at Goleta postal facility on January 30th, 2006

Sylvia Seegrist killed three and injured seven during a shooting spree at a Springfield mall on October 30th, 1985

Mary Ann Holder killed five children including her own son in Pleasent Gardens, NC on November 20th, 2011

Jullian Robbins killed one and injured two at Penn State on September 17th, 1997

Heather Smith killed two then committed suicide at Spanaway Junior High School on November 26th, 1985

Latina Williams killed two others then self at Louisiana Technical College on February 8th, 2008

Amy Bishop Anderson killed three and wounded three others at the University of Alabama on February 12th, 2010

What’s most interesting though is that mainstream media doesn’t even mention female shooters when they claim to show the history of the crime — but I guess they’re going by high scores. While its true that most shooting sprees are committed by males, it is also truethat most child abuse, neglect, and murders are committed by females.

Women who killed or attempted to kill children in the news, past 30 days (US):

Florida woman shoots, kills her 2 teenage sons 

Mother throws 1 year-old daughter under truck, kills her 

California mom stabs her 3 daughters to death. all under 2 years old

Mother attempts to kill her 3 teenage children 

Mother kills her infant son by stabbing him to death 

Woman kills 2 year-old girl, attempts to kill 10 year-old boy 

Utah mom murders 6 newborns, keeps them in garage 

Mother charged with trying to suffocate daughter 

Woman charged for killing 8-month old baby 

Women who killed or attempted to kill children in the news between January and April 2014 (US):

Mother drowns both of her sons aged 3 and 6 

Mother attempts to drown her 3 children in ocean 

Utah mother shoots and kills two teen daughters, then herself 

Mother suffocates 14 month old son, fails at attempted suicide 

Woman babysitter murders 19 month old boy 

Mom kills 7 month old daughter, blames Jesus 

Woman operating illegal daycare responsible for 3 month old girl’s death, police find 14 children in her basement 

Mom strangles 3 day old baby boy, discarded body in trashcan 

Woman suffocates 2 year old girl of fiance, fakes sexual assault by unknown assailant to cover tracks 

Mother charged with killing 2 year-old daughter 

Mother of several children with history of violence murdered and buried 2 year-old daughter in shallow grave 

Mother stabs and kills her 2 children in exorcism 

Mother kills her teen son and daughter, self 

Mother confesses to killing 10 year-old son 

Mother tortures and kills 3 year-old son, burned genitals with lighter 

This is only mid-year and I didn’t even include the reports of mothers killing their children from previous years or other countries.”

The only thing “shocking” here is how far you’ve managed to cram your head up your own ass.

[notcayleb]

This post is disturbingly long.

[tired-bi-lady-deactivated201606]

REBLOG THE SHIT OF THIS. I AM SO FUCKING SICK OF PEOPLE TREATIG WOMEN LIKE INNOCENT GODDESS WHO NEVER DO ANYTHING WRONG WHILE THEY TREAT ALL MEN LIKE ANIMALS.

[vulture-jack]

I debated on whether or not to reblog this but damn those sources are a fucking feat and pretending that they dont exist erases the victims.

[hunter-sundown-deactivated20200]

once in a blue moon someone on tumblr will acknowledge anyone other than a man has done something wrong

[spongebobafettywap]

if your feminism involves overlooking crimes by women then it isn’t feminism

[bundywashere]

if your feminism involves overlooking crimes by women then it isn’t feminism

[ur-local-pair-of-binoculars-dea]

If your feminism includes overlooking crimes by women then it isn’t feminism

[idkhowbutimgayer]

ANYONE CAN COMMIT CRIMES

[oopsislipped]

GENDER DOESN’T EXCUSE CRIMES

[reginakhoward]

DOMESTIC VIOLENCE IS NOT JUST A WOMEN’S ISSUE

[stuck-with-albon-deactivated202]

If your feminism includes overlooking crimes by women then it isn’t feminism

[solar--serenity]

Yeah, just an FYI- here in Florida, most child abuse/neglect scenarios are from women. Even if the boyfriend killed/is the one abusing the kid, the woman normally either helps or ignores it. It’s fucked up.

[darkeevee1030]

Ahhh the hypocrisy of modern day tumblr's femnazis, their so eager to prove that men are demon spawn that they fall into the stereotype of " women are weak and could do no harm" when in reality both genders suck.

[camreapher]

JUST LETTING Y'ALL KNOW WHERE THIS BLOG STANDS.

[yafavmilf]

Reblog every time it hits my Dash

[sleepy-cerberus]

Yees

Yeez yees

Pls repost if you agree 10000000% agree with me

[funnymemes-and-kinkydreams]

[b-prettybtch]

You’re not asking too much, you’re asking the wrong people.

[darkeevee1030]

" worship the ground you stand on" it sounds more like you want a servant then a partner? You should aim for a person who suppose to make you want to be a better person. Meaning someone who can critique you when necessary yet still have a tremendous amount of love for you and vice versa you should be allowed to critique them when necessary but you should still love that person at the end of they. " worship the ground you walk on" infers to basically a yes man. And that isn't love, it sounds more like you want is someone to obsess over you, and that's dangerous.