lotr & hobbit

[beardedmrbean]

[rockshitty]

Gandalf throwing his staff at gollum is what really makes this

[captain-snark]

Thank you for commenting because I was going to scroll past this. 

[constantmoon]

Howling at this. Just howling.

[archive101814]

🔥 🍃

[peneigh-dzredfohl]

Soccer dads

[mellowmelons]

Come on tell me that this isn't perfect for the everybody lives nobody dies reshirement au

[lukosei]

“The Eagles. The Eagles are here.”

[hobbitsoupbowl]

empty chairs at empty tables

ghost thorin :)

[vanyamire]

And he took him in his arms and kissed him under the sunlit sky, and he cared not that they stood high upon the walls in the sight of many.

[unicorngunter]

It's been in my head for far too long

[prollyaghost]

people who genderbend bilbo but keep thorin male….cowards. absolute cowards. make them lesbians, becky

[reigengirl]

thorins hand sliding down bilbos chest after he gives him the map .

[thelastlonelywriter]

The way Legolas and Arwen approach falling in love with a mortal is really, really funny to me because

Arwen: I will give up my immortality, and my chance to see my mother and father again, because I would rather die with you than live forever after you’re gone.

Legolas, building a ship: Hey Gimli have you ever heard of this little thing called breaking and entering because we’re going to do it to heaven.

[maxkennedy24]

[angedemystere]

The Hobbit + Galavant quotes, 12/?

[penny-anna]

In the Shire, ‘you’re not invited to my birthday party anymore’ is a devastating slight regardless of the age of the target

Frodo knows perfectly well that this is not the case anywhere else but continues to use it on non-hobbits due to its power to disorient & bewilder

[filthyprotozoan]

no one ever talks about gimli being not even slightly tempted by the ring. motherfucker had no hesitation just walked up with his axe and immediately tried to wreck it. obviously that didn’t work but like, the ring had zero visible effect on him. amazing... gold sickness in the line of durin WHOMST?? not in gimli son of gloin

[moonward-bound]

He wasn’t going to let himself be embarrassed in front of all these fucking ELVES

[lesbiansforboromir]

Stop saying the dwarves of Khazad Dum ‘dug too greedily and too deep’ DWARVES DIG. IT’S WHAT THEY DO. I did’t see any of you popping over to let Durin VI know that he’s on top of a Balrog, how was anyone supposed to know! Saying it was ‘too deep’ or ‘too greedy’ is just Sindar propaganda, as if yall weren’t super content to sit pretty and huff weed in Menegroth while everyone else did the heavy lifting. Maybe if you’d done ANYTHING during the first age there wouldn’t BE a balrog under there in the fIRST PLACE!!! EVER THINK OF THAT? CELEBORN?

[emmersdrawberry]

Gandalf ghost wrote this

[misterramen]

Dragon sickness