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Procrastination is just the act of putting off a task until you have enough anxiety about not getting it done in time that there is an immediate internal reward for starting to do it, namely the easing of the mental anxiety. You’re just waiting for a reward.
You have to wait 18 years to get fucked, 21 years to get fucked up, and your whole life to not get fucked over.
What the fuk.
girl WHAT
hanzo meets mccree’s old partner in crime
If this ain’t me… dog theft isn’t a joke but if a dog is doing it, it’s adorable.
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I JUST FOUND A GAY KIDS BOOK ABOUT A PRINCE AND KNIGHT IN LOVE AND IM,,, OBLITERATED
MY JAW IS ON THE FLOOR
There’s literally an instance of this in my ancient family tree and I love holding it over my hetero family’s heads. Why yes 22nd great grandpa Johann was having an intrepid affair with the prince of Mecklenburg. Get over it Deborah
shut the hell your mouth
Has this been done before?
Google can find something from anywhere in the world but Microsoft can’t find something already on your PC
You stared blankly at the officer in front of you, arms crossed loosely in irritation and defiance.
“You want me to what?”
The officer winced at your tone, seemingly trying not to curl in on themselves under your strangely intimidating gaze.
“W-we…uh… We need you to try and calm them down… It’s no secret that you have an almost supernatural affinity with animals-”
“This isn’t an animal, it’s a motherfucking Dragon you brainless wet wipe. What exactly do you expect me to do?” You snapped, interrupting the officer.
The officer seemed to fold in on themselves even more, their colleagues shuffling nervously under your gaze.
“H-honestly… we’ve run out of options.” They admitted after a few moments.
Staring at them for a moment longer, you thought it over, rubbing at your face tiredly in frustration.
“Since you know of me, you obviously know my conditions. Correct?” Seeing their nod, you continued before they could respond.
“And you fully accept that, if I manage to bring them under control, all ownership and control is passed onto me, yes?”
Seeing them nod once more, you narrowed your eyes, only accepting their response once they gave a full verbal and binding answer. Sighing harshly, you pushed yourself upright and then stalked out of the tent without a word, the officers scrambling along behind you to keep up. Eventually, you reached the piss poor barricade they had set up, and climbed over the top, everyone else nervously taking shelter, leaving you to go on alone.
Everywhere you looked, there was destruction, making it obvious that they had waited until the very last minute to contact you. It was no wonder, as they were highly unlikely to want to give up control of such a powerful creature easily. Your services had always come with that particular clause, a decision you had made after witnessing one too many people abuse the creatures once they were returned to their care.
Walking fearlessly on, you found yourself a good vantage point, and took your first proper look at the raging dragon. Squinting, you watched them for a moment and then shook your head, scowling deeply as you corrected yourself.
Not raging… confused, pained, Terrified.
I feel like writing this. I have a great idea how to continue it, but I’m not very good with punctuation. So if anybody could help with that please text me!
You should take a shot at it Darling, I’m sure you’ll be able to find a beta reader. Either way, reblogging so that my other lovely Darlings can see your call for help.
Thanksssssss I love you by the way!
I would totally read this omg
I’m definitely going to use “brainless wet wipe” in the future lol
Glad you enjoyed my creative cussing Darling 😉
Concept: An all gay pirate crew, made of mostly men but with a woman as the captain. When a mermaid tries to lure the pirates into the water, the results are not what she expected. Shes use to her prey being men, shes not expecting her prey to be the pretty captain, whos being held back by her crew, from jumping overboard.
The siren’s singing abruptly stops when she watches as what appeared to be a woman, dressed in captain’s garb, nearly throw herself bodily off the ship. The men—who should have been her prey—prevent her from jumping by grabbing onto her arms and legs. The mermaid’s incredulity increases as the men appear to be completely unaffected by her call. Voices from the ship reach her ears, only building onto her confusion.
“You don’t understand! I want her booty!” The female captain screams as she struggles to escape. A cacophony or male voices refute her.
“But Captain! We already have enough treasure in the hull!”
“Don’t fall for her wicked charms, m’lady!”
“Dammit Ace, you useless lesbian!”
It is the last comment that finally gets the mermaid to understand. Her cousins in the Marianna Trench had spoken of this phenomenon before. Men that liked men, and women that liked women. The rumours were that these types of people were generally kind to the people of the ocean. Her confusion changed into that of a damning curiosity. The siren glanced back over at the calming captain. She was staring right at her. The mermaid raised a perfectly sculpted brow.
Interesting.
“You don’t understand! I want her booty!”
I fucking howled so loudly with laughter at this. Fucking bless you for this glorious gift Darling. I love it.
“Dammit Ace, you useless lesbian!”
Iconic.
Reblogging cuz it made me laugh!
As much as I love this idea it pains me to see siren and mermaid used interchangeably because sirens and mermaids are two different creatures, one being half bird the other being half fish.
I think that can be put down to mainstream media and it’s continued half arsed mythology tbh. Kinda like how hollywood has everyone convinced that Hades was some kind of evil mastermind and zeus the good guy.
From what I’ve read it came down to the abundance and popularity of ‘mosterous water nymph ladies luring people into rivers’ which influenced some fun mistranslations of the Odyssey. Also possibly Christianity discouraging pagan beliefs about birds and their mystical/other worldly associations which is really cool, but I’m rambling.
The thing about proper classical sirens was that they didn’t attract sailors sexually, they offered them mystical information that they couldn’t otherwise obtain (… in the Odyssey, at least,) so like for the purpose of this story modern sirens and the mythology that’s arisen around them is probably a better fit.
Mytho’s do tend to evolve over time and between regions.
Brigitte: If you had to separate your dog from 49 other identical dogs that were all equally excited to see you, how would you determine which dog was yours?
Reinhardt: I would take my 50 dogs home and live like a king.
First day of life up until 6th grade
Jumped all the way to Freshman year of High School
Then I cut my hair Junior year, why did I do that
Slowly it started growing back and then….
I finally felt comfortable to express myself (the picture on the left was my debut)
At this point in my transition I am 6 months into HRT
A year on HRT
Over a year and a half on hormones. My transition hasn’t been the clearest path but I am so happy that I am on it.
Update:
2 years since my coming out
2 years on hrt
2.3 years on hrt
2 and a half years on hormones
Its been a while since I’ve done an update so here it goes
At this point I am 3 years into my Hormone Replacement Therapy. I’m thriving.
These pictures were taken days apart and I am 3 and a half years into my medical transition (The picture on the right was also posted by Instagram on all their major social media handles attached with an interview I did with them for International Women’s Month)
During this time I was 4 years into HRT. Clearly living for it.
I am currently 4 and a half years into HRT, 5 years into socially transitioning, 6 years into when i first came out to my community around me and I’m loving life more than I ever thought I would.
me: finally! all done making my characters. Now, I can actually write the story!
an entirely new character that has no place or purpose in this story:
Dear god make it stop.
Don’t you even talk to me unless you play Junkrat like this.
Literally the best post I’ve ever seen
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