Dad The Short Lesbian

17, tiny, lesbian, on the heavier side, very very very anxious

[melatoninaddiction]

I wanna start a tag game

I saw someone (and got tagged) in a tag game of getting to know people so I wanted to do one so the questions are

1.favorite show Netflix and cable

2.name

3.what do u go by gender whise or if you go by no gender

4.favorite food

5.best memory

6.your best pun

And tag the people you want to know more about//I tag @deadly-tues-days @dean-you-assbutt-cas-needs-you @subcas

[deadly-tues-days-deactivated202]

the best way to get to know someone- fav food and fav show

1- i actually like a lot but def spn

2- hahaha

3- she/her

4- the souls of the innocent spaghetti

5- talkin with @castiel-is-my-daddyy abt something absolutely insane

6- my best pun??? uhhhh hhhh

eeek id like to taggggghhhh @helpmeluci @misha-moose-dean-burger-lover @013-jackson @straitjacket-memories @all-or-nothing-baby @a-mess-of-many-fandoms and anyone else whod love to join

[a-mess-of-many-fandoms-deactiva]

Thanks for the tag @deadly-tues-days

Spn!

Pen name is Natalya.

She/her

Uhhh no idea

First one that comes to mind is getting roses from my great-grandmother after a choir concert I did in high school (the woman loved to randomly give you roses if you did something good)

I can only think of puns in the moment when I use them so uhhh idk

Tagging @sammyimpala-67 @da5haexowin @moderatelypanickedbiromantic

[sammyimpala-67-deactivated20221]

Thanks for the tag babe @a-mess-of-many-fandoms 💖

So so so many Netflix shows I love but I’m gonna have to say Supernatural owns my heart.

Alecia

She/her

That’s a loaded question

Getting into college

Lol usually has to be in the moment for me to come up with one.

Tagging:

@katekarnage7 @trenchcoatsandfreckles @supernaturalsammy01

[katekarnage7]

Aww thank you, sis! ❤️💝

Supernatural has to take the crown on that one 😄

Kate/Katie

She/her

Hmm. Depends on my mood but I love burgers and fish. And sweet stuff 😂

Best memory. That’s a tough one. I guess going to Vidcon the first time with my family. We never did this kind of thing because my dad didn’t like spending money on events like this but my mom got the tickets so we went. It was just me, my mom and my little brother. We had the best time and I wouldn’t trade it for the world.

Puns are really things that you make in the moment. However, the puns I get the opportunity to use the most are my egg puns. Eggcellent and ‘you’ve got to be yolking’ are some of my favorites.

Tagging: @castielslittlestbee @howdoistopthetrain @moderatelypanickedbiromantic @misha-moose-dean-burger-lover @petrichoravellichor and @narraukoiel

[howdoistopthetrain]

Thanks @katekarnage7 for the tag!! 💚💚

1 - ahhh it’s hard to pick but Supernatural has always been a fave

2 - god

3 - she/her and occasionally I just go by ‘useless pile of trash’

4 - P A S T A

5 - *insert meme where the guy goes like ‘you guys are getting paid?’ only this time it says ‘you guys are getting good memories?’*

6 - one time I was at a beach and one of my sisters thought she lost her phone so I said, ‘I can’t SEA where the problem is’ and she looked like she wanted to die

Tagging: @skittles-rainbow-cat, @thepunkpotato, @timetravelingcacti, @fandom-apocalypse-42, @i-am-unique-deal-with-it, @pufflypuffle, @the-hyper-ninja, @gabrielislovegabrielislife, @demonsofhunting

[catbxy]

Thanks @howdoistopthetrain

Supernatural is a top contender as well as good omens

Reuben or timetravelingcacti

He/him

Pizza

Hmm comic con and seeing misha?

Uh i can’t remember any recent puns I’ve made but ok

@wethepotterheads0214 @iwonthesitatebich @lillithgotswag @thatoneannoyinghighschoolnerd

[tea-stained-tabby]

Thanks for the tag @timetravelingcacti!!!!

Favorite TV show? Good Omens. I’m sure all of my followers can tell.

Name? Lian. But my nicknames are Raccoons, Beans, and Bitch.

Gender and/or pronouns? I’m non-binary, and my pronouns are she/they/he with a preference for they/he.

Favorite food? Uhhhh,, I dunno?? I can grill some killer pork chops so probably those.

Best memory? When I came up with my new name awhile after I realized I was non-binary. Before I changed it, the ‘nb’ didn’t feel all that set-in-stone (and it still isn’t completely). I remember going through baby name sites (shoot me, please), wanting something similar to my birth/dead name and I came across Lian. It is literally a shortened version of my dead name. A few days went by, about a week or so I think, and I was just giving it a ton of thought. I would look in the mirror and mock introduce myself to someone, saying ‘Hi! My name is Lian!’ Then when I decided it fit me, I messaged a few friends and made a post about it. Ever since then I’ve been Lian!

Your best pun? When someone says ‘I missed you!’ I say ‘With every shot. You need better aim.’

Tagging:

@amllama @lnsert-generic-url @aceofblades117 @idontfuckingknowbuttacos @galexion

[idontfuckingknowbuttacos]

Thanks Raccoon for the tag!

1. The Flash or Supernatural

2. Natalie

3. She/her

4. Pizza and salad gotta have both

5. My best memory is when I met my best friend Elizabeth although it was online I suppose it will change to the day we meet in person

6. I don’t have one

Tagging: @write-it-motherfuckers @blueinkblot @rainbow-est-slinky @all-that-emo-shit @hot-jello @queenoffloweryhell

[victorvonshroom]

Tagged by: @cosmic-yikes (thanks so much)

Rules: Answer these questions and tag nine blogs you want to know better!

Favorite color: Black! I also love burgundy, maroon, and crimson.

Top 3 ships: Don’t really ship but I think: Caesar x Joseph, Josuke x Okuyasu, Jolyne x Ermes are cute (all JJBA)

Lipstick or Chapstick: Don’t really wear either all to often, but I’ll say lipstick cause I use it for cosplaying

Last movie I watched: Goodfellas (one of my favorites)

Currently reading: The Call of Cthulhu (and other weird stories) by H.P. Lovecraft

Tagging (you don’t have to do this btw): @robertsinclair @awildblackkpopperappears @uozlulu @sendncddles @luvmoonie @bart-enderman @britishmysteries @fell-into-the-void-again @the-old-astronomers-pupil

[fell-into-the-void-again]

Rules: Answer these questions and tag nine blogs you want to know better!

Favorite color: Black but I also like teal and lavender.

Top 3 ships: Don’t really ship but maybe: Molliarty,  fitz x simmons, cassidy x tulip

Lipstick or Chapstick: definitely lipstick

Last movie I watched: Always be my maybe(it’s really good)

Currently reading: 1984

I’ll tag @gh0st-patr0l @vampriley @vintage-devil @frankie-boy-best @cherryswitchblade @sunshinyfrog-43 @motherpuffing-fangirl @tylerrefuses @wafflesmcgeesus

[smalltiddygothgf]

(This is the second time I’ve been tagged in something this week?? What is this madness??)

Rules: Answer these questions and tag nine blogs you want to know better!

Favorite color: red

Top 3 ships: oh god don’t make me choose…Destiel for sure, ineffable husbands are definitely up there, annnnd Wolfstar always has a special place in my heart

Lipstick or chapstick: lipstick all the way, i love how confident it makes me feel

Last movie I watched: probably Captain Marvel but I have a terrible memory

Currently reading: Turtles All the Way Down and Pride and Prejudice

Tagging: @phansterrdan @hellodean-sam @watson–watsoff @to-insannaty-and-beyond @mylifeisirony @a-study-in-skaro @salty-star-child @that-one-awkward-skeleton @the-lamest-dragon (apologies if anyone doesn’t like being tagged!)

[hellodean-sam]

oooh yay. I sure as hell like being tagged

Favorite color: (don’t have one)

Top 3 ships: Destiel, Sabriel, and uhh kinda starting to fall in love with Ineffable Husbands

Lipstick or Chapstick: Lipstick ugh muah 💋

Last Movie I watched: The Babadook ahaha but in the theater, it was Dark Phoenix

Currently Reading: Good Omens and Double Homicide

Tagging: @psyleedee @peterpanfromlemonland @castielloveshisdean @misha-moose-dean-burger-lover @bear-pursuing-exit @mishtho @the-magic-rabbit-99 cant get to 9 eyy so anyone else is free to play

[falling-from-heavens-favor]

favorite color: all of them

top three ships: destiel, me and my bed, those two doofuses from good omens

lipstick, chapstick: most def chapstick.

last movie i watched? mary poppins returns

currently reading: not really anything, Unless its fanfiction, its healing broken wings by lifella on Ao3.

Tagging: @scribbles-the-artist, @timetravelingcacti, @thatoneannoyinghighschoolnerd, @fandomsanddepression, @jeremy–queere, and anyone else

[tea-stained-tabby]

Thanks for the tag @castielloveshisdean!!!!!!

Rules: Answer these questions and tag nine blogs you’d like to know better!

Favorite color?: forest/earthy green

Top three ships?: Ineffable Husbands (Aziraphale/Crowley, Good Omens), Destiel (Dean/Castiel, Supernatural), and the Unholy Trio (Jesse/Tulip/Cassidy, AMC’s Preacher)

Lipstick or chapstick?: chapstick 100%

Last movie I watched?: Captain Marvel (aka the best movie ever)

Currently reading: I have 33 tabs of ao3 open, does that count?

Tagging:

@amllama @lnsert-generic-url @aceofblades117 @idontfuckingknowbuttacos @galexion @timetravelingcacti @destielicously-suspicous @thatoneemobooknerd @anyone else who wants to do it

[idontfuckingknowbuttacos]

Rules: Answer these questions and tag nine blogs you’d like to know better!

Favorite color?: Black, blue, purple, and green.

Top three ships?: Destiel, Chloe/Lucifer from Lucifer, and honestly Spider-Man with any dude

Lipstick or chapstick?: I don’t wear either but i like chapstick better.

Last movie I watched?: Venom. My favorite movie.

Currently reading?: The Fagile World by Paula Treick DeBoard

Tagging?: @write-it-motherfuckers @rainbow-est-slinky @blueinkblot @all-that-emo-shit @queenoffloweryhell @hot-jello and that’s all I got

[catbxy]

🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟Send this to ten other bloggers you think are wonderful. Keep the game going🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟

@castielloveshisdean @wethepotterheads0214 @thatoneannoyinghighschoolnerd @thetimelordhunterat221b @puddingparamour @howdoistopthetrain @lillithgotswag @thomasjeffersonenthusiast @itsajackattack @i-think-im-bi-help

[tea-stained-tabby]

!!!!!!!!!! Thanks!!!

Not 10 but tagging: @amllama @lnsert-generic-url @idontfuckingknowbuttacos @galexion @aceofblades117 @thatoneemobooknerd

[idontfuckingknowbuttacos]

Aw thanks Raccoon

Clearly not 10 but still gonna tag: @blueinkblot @rainbow-est-slinky @write-it-motherfuckers @anybody who like Barry Allen or animals

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Halloween asks, tag 5 people

Reblog with your favorite candy, favorite monster, whether or not you expect to die a violent death

[ouma-against-dickheads-7]

Uhhh…

1. I cant choose

2. Yeti

3 probably

@clairebeartruscum @kiibabe-against-dickheads @mondo-against-dickheads @taka-against-dickheads @star-the-weeb

[kaedyke]

1. Kit kats

2. vampires

3. Yeah.

@pumpernickel-shumpernickel @xgay-lordx @lemon-egg-official @kirumi-against-dickheads @chi-chiaki-nanami

[shinguji-against-dickheads]

1. M&Ms

2. Chupacabras

3. Please and soon

@chihiro-against-dickheads @chiaki-against-dickheads @maki-against-dickheads @korekiyo-against-dickheads @kokichi-against-dickheads

[kakyoin-transmed]

1.) Reese’s

2.) Skeletons!!!!

3.) Maybe

@vela-hates-creeps @shuichisanxiety @stormyraywater @nickelroo

[vela-hates-creeps]

1. Anything w/ Nutella

2. Ghosts

3. Yes (do it soon)

@mondo-support

@pastel-shuffle

@bitchy-musume

@aoyamaisdisgusted

@aisforarsenic

[the-lovebug-files]

1. Skittles

2. Succubi~

3. I hope the fuck not

AAAAAH I HATE THE TAGGING PART

@barcellas-will-deck-you @dreamyluigi-discourse @megamis-rages @orange-shortcake @dontpokesticksatlivedragons ajen9sjnwjsjen

[veemopusvulgaris]

airheads bites

succubi

please no

@anna-discourse @spiderman-anti @aero-anti @miku-says-yall-nasty @map-is-not-a-real-word

[queersona]

1) Butterfinger

2) Mimics

3) nah

@travelers-banter @corrin-anti @the-goddamn-robot @enbyroses @ whoever

[enbyroses]

White chocolate reeses

Vampires, unless you mean something that actually scares me in which case demons

Probs

@the-oncoming-glowcloud @jewelcrow @clownbukkae

[crayyola-deactivated20220827]

1: fuckin lollipops babey!!!

2: im a serial killer person tbh but skeletons/ghosts count right

3: bold of you, to assume i can die

@purple-goth-cryptid @addranaintominecraft2k18 @vorbits

[purple-clown-imp-deactivated202]

1. Lollipops!!

2. Does the flatwoods monster count

3. maybe??? idk???

@lucario1331 @thedaft1 @patienceyieldsbreakfast @im-mildly-ok-with-it

[lucario1331]

1. Bubblegum

2. Vampires

3. Why wouldn’t i?

@vrgl-makes-art

[ether-dreamer]

1. M&M’s

2. Zombies

3. God I hope so

@needysparrow

[puppy-peach-deactivated20240912]

1.) Matcha Kit Kats!!

2.) God I love way too many but I hella love harpies

3.) Probably not

@cervania @vammatarstuffbaldi @spoiledcandycane @nemoatthedisco

[vammatarstuff]

1. Recess Peanut Butter Cups

2. Dracula

3. No, not really

@gillbert-everhole @mrlasky111 @just-logri @swiftysway @joanachan

[jrazz]

1. Candy corns

2. Werewolf

3. Yes definitely

@huffy1337 @insertgoodname666 @the-waffle-frog @baldrena2 @blackblueandwhitescissors

[artist-awareness]

1. Gummies

2. Banshee

3. I hope not

@arithmeticalfothermucker @yourfreakieteacher @askaldisbasics @basic-mathematics @hells-principal

[yourfreakieteacher]

NiLLA YOU THOT IM NOT GOOD AT THESE

1. Everything, I’m fat

2. Uhhhhhhhhh demons and ghosts

3. I don’t really care, I just want death

@zeemmy-pj @vammatarstuffbaldi @owo-baldi ehh i cant remember anyone else, I’m tired

[mowoved]

Let’s get spooky c;

1. Literally everything except lollipops

2. o o f i love all monsters ❤️

3. hh no

@needysparrow @bubblegumpunk13 @baldisfieldtrip

[depressed-spaghetti-blog]

1. The souls of the innocent/dammed

2. San-skeletons

3. Yes please and make it quick Satan’s waiting

@fuckmeahaha @basic-bb-asks @floweyfanthings @corefrisk @squigglydigglydoo

[fuckmeahaha]

Ty; @ask-a-non-binary-trash-gremlin

1; butterscotch

2; kuchisake-onna (Slit mouth woman)

3; yeah, and hopefully Satan will be there with a bunch butterscotch

@deviliabymidnightandfriends-2

@hellgirl-x

@isa-ghost

@give-roger-his-maracas-back

@holistic-fan-agency

[xxdevilbydaylightxx]

1) caramel-filled chocolate or bubblegum

2) mummy

3) definately :’D

@krissgopher @askaneliakarova @somecreativeblogusername @billsans45

[sleebyxd-deactivated20220214]

1. Pocky

2. I don’t have a favorite

3. Yup

@aeileua @sweetzdreamyzblogs @charg3e @oceanart123 @mona-chan

[oceanart123-deactivated20200806]

1. B u t t e r s c o t c h

2. Snokletons

3. I mean- most likely

@ace-actual @dgartist @hellfire-incarnate @father-of-coffee @crash-of-a-star

[hellfire-incarnate]

1. Areos or Kitkats, usually

2. Vampire

3. Bold of you to assume I’m alive

@masochist-incarnate @roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it @rosetherandomreblogger @homo-sex-shoe-whale @ginminn

[ginminn]

1. pocky sticks!! preferably chocolate or matcha flavored!!

2. chupacabra

3. meh i honestly don’t care

@towardsthevoid @katania48 @sinish-tem @oggie-bloggie @hi-captain-jack-harkness

[unquiched]

THANKS FOR THE TAG BROSKI

1. milky way mmmmmmm

2. the Dark Ones, whomst Attack you in The nite

3. idk probably

@amiahockeygeek @datfearlessfangirl @lillithgotswag @you-do-know-shes-gay-right @sakurasourpatch

[datfearlessfangirl]

Eyyyyyy thanks dude

1. Milky Way hath power over my soul

2. Rakshasas (aka demons but the Hindu kind)

3. Yeapppp

@that-smol-tired-gay @imtooaromaticforthis @the-fae-lord-of-the-cats @thatgaydemigodnerd

[imtooaromanticforthis]

Thank

1. KitKats 

2. I dont have a favorite (i just cant chose, dont make me)

3. Hell yeah

@bumble-bitch-sanders @ihateitwhenyourejustvague

[foolblue]

aaaa okay!!

chocolate, mothman, and yes i’ll probably piss off the wrong person

@repetitive-tautology @sortablue @dodos-in-damnation @galacticpandasstuff @murkat

[repetitive-tautology]

Kitkats, the Loch Ness beastie, and no bc I refuse to go out until I’m at least 90 and in bed

@readingisthenewcool @genderfluidpanwithnoplan @y-not-loki @small-neko-chan @sunflower-shitposts

[y-not-loki]

M&M’s, you want me to pick just ONE?!, yes (by my own hand, no one’s allowed to kill me but me).

@fandoms-till-the-end-of-the-line @eggdotjpeg @valisveryepic @generally-trash @killerkurse

[fuckwheresthecoffee]

Coffee crisp and cookies and cream, werewolves, maybe..I have no clue

@deanismymom @ashelynx @rose-colored-specs @sociallyawkwardgriffon @thegirlwiththepurpleguitar

[deanismymom]

1. Snickers

2. Werewolves

3. That’s entirely possible

@thegreenpea @iloveposse @omg-tragic @joannaharp @amllama

[amllama]

1. Butterfingers

2. Werewolves

3. mayhaps

@freakofandoms @lnsert-generic-url @thatoneannoyinghighschoolnerd @bing-p0t @wethepotterheads0214

[tea-stained-tabby]

1.) Reese’s peanut butter cups

2.) cadejo (good doggos, from Central American folklore)

3.) more than likely, yes.

@galexion @timetravelingcacti @castielloveshisdean @idontfuckingknowbuttacos @thatoneemobooknerd

[idontfuckingknowbuttacos]

1. 3 Musketeers

2. I want to say Angels because honestly aren’t they the real monsters here but I guess I’d have to say Demons even though I love every monster

3. I hope so and I hope it happens soon

@blueinkblot @rainbow-est-slinky @write-it-motherfuckers

[kitkatwriting]

Ask game

I was tagged by the awesome @welsharcher who’s fanfic I’m finally getting to read tonight ❤️❤️❤️ although I might have lost it briefly in the 40+ windows I have open on my browser 😂 but I found it again! Yay!

Rules tag 20 followers you’d like to get to know better and wrangle them into answering the questions below

Nickname Kay, Kit, Kat. I’m lazy, just use the letter ‘K’ if you want and I’ll know it’s about me

Gender female

Astrological sign ♎️

Height around 5’8, or 5’i, which is what I typed first—if you can translate that into height, just let me know

Sexuality I like sex and having it with people 😘

Hogwarts House Hufflepuff

Favorite Animal(s) my absolute favorites are typically the ones who like me, too

Number of Blankets not even kidding, I have at least five—I am a blanket hog! I have my comforter that I use all year round (‘cause I’m a lizard), two big plush blankets, and two throw blankets…OH, and two baby blankets that I got specifically for wrapping my pup in when I took him to the funeral home last year

And they all live on my bed. But, like, my mattress has no softness whatsoever, so the blankets pad it enough to be comfortable and I love to cuddle with them, and my dog ends up hogging at least two of them anyway ❤️

Where I’m From Florida—beachy, warm, sunny Florida, where the alligators like to knock on your back door to say hi and it’s not advisable to let your dogs out off leash or without supervision

Dream Trip still Paris and Ireland, lately I’m thinking a cross country roadtrip would just be crazy fun

When I Started This Account I feel like it was only earlier this year?

Why I Started This Account I had another account that I’d had for a few years, at least, but apparently I was a porn magnet—even post inappropriate content purge! So, now I just post my junky writing here.

Tagging…let’s see…there’s the obvious @goldenhour-goldenboy @miller-benny @gettoda-choppa @calirindo @kokomobunny @risingphoenix761 and @warmommy if they’re interested. Then there’s @fictionalmensworld @groovyzombiellama @hedlund-hunnam @knowltonsrangers @primordialhandmaidan @thefashionprofessor (I don’t know if you really do these).

And I guess anyone who really sees this and feels like it, just go ahead and do it and tag me?

[goldenhour-goldenboy]

Okay, let’s GO! Thank you so much for tagging me, my love! @kitkatwriting it’s been a while since you’ve tagged me in smth like that, eh? I faintly remember a time where those were going around like crazy! Also I loved your answers, they had me snorting and saying same out loud so many times hahaha

Rules tag 20 followers you’d like to get to know better and wrangle them into answering the questions below (20??? I already can assure you that’s not gonna happen, lmfao)

Nickname Uh, just Marie? I mean it’s already short haha

Gender female

Astrological sign Libra, whoop whoop

Height 6′1

Sexuality straight/hetero

Hogwarts House Gryffindor Babe

Favorite Animal(s) *cracks knuckles* Bears, cats, raccoons, moose, lynx (according to the quiz on Pottermore that’s also my patrons! Coincidence? I think the fuck not?!) 

Number of Blankets usually 2 bc I like the weight of them but it’s getting warmer now, so in Summer only 1 :(

Where I’m From Germany, a smaller town near Frankfurt (I’m talking a 20-30 minute drive to the city center here, as a reference for my american follower :D)

Dream Trip Really want to go to a small cottage near the sea or a lake or smth rn to just be for myself for a bit, maybe in Norway or Iceland, that would be hella nice. 

When I Started This Account I think February this year? Idk like a week and a half after Triple Frontier came out on Netflix? I remember watching it right away and then taking like 5 days contemplating wether or not I should set up an account for it haha so if not Feb then def March

Why I Started This Account Uh like the blog? Kinda read above? Honestly started all of this bc I needed to channel all my feels for Ben Miller somewhere else bc I COULDN’T STOP THINKING ABOUT THAT DUMBASS (still can’t lmfao) and there wasn’t that much fanfiction/content about the whole movie and a I had a bit of free time on my hands soooo long story short, my inner fangirl jumped out and I made my first blog where I actually interact with people and it’s such a nice and lovely experience, I love ya’ll so damn much and I’m baffled you’re still keeping up with my confused ass tbh 💙

Now … 20 people … bruh …

@miller-benny @calirindo @gettoda-choppa @triplefrontierstuff @whyisgmora @playbucky @fangirlbang @backoff-imreading @cactus-or-cacti @andtheswordwentsnickersnack @hedlund-hunnam @giajiaaa @phantummmutt @otherthingsinhead @x-wingwarriorbbpoe8 

[chonkychonkin]

Thank you @goldenhour-goldenboy for tagging me in this, I really appreciate it 😊

Rules: tag 20 followers you’d like to get to know better and wrangle them into answering the questions below

Nickname: Gia, Gie and Ling(short for darling)

Gender: Female

Astrological sign: Pisces ♓️

Height: 5’4

Sexuality: Straight formerly bisexual

Hogwarts House: Slytherin 🐍 I am unlike the usual Slytherin students! I am not evil nor do I have bad intentions, I am actually really nice 😊 I just have an affinity for snakes, water and some qualities of the Slytherin house 😘

Favorite Animal(s): Dogs and Snakes 🐶 🐍

Number of Blankets: around 6 or 8 😂

Where I’m From: Cebu, Philippines. Yep.

Dream Trip: NYC, Japan, and Hispanic countries 🇯🇵 🇪🇸 🇨🇱 🇵🇷 🇲🇽

When I Started This Account: Last year, maybe around September or October. Somewhere around the “ber” months

Why I Started This Account: See more of my love Pedro Pascal and explore some posts or tumblrs of my other interests

Tags: some of you are probably already tagged and I don’t know a lot of 20 people but anyways @otherthingsinhead @whyisgmora @soylaprincessa @x-wingwarriorbbpoe8 @maydaykoigo @sofienette-blog @cyber-nya @pedropascalpascal @pascalisthepunkest @pascalisporn @pedronfriends @pedropascalsource @miller-benny @ohhihandsome @phantummmutt @tiredactivist @libradita @glennrheeality @interstellarflare @shikin83 @tearsofafallenangel

[tiredactivist]

I was tagged by @giajiaaa who’s account I love a lot! Thank you for tagging me 😊

Rules: tag 20 followers you’d like to get to know better and wrangle them into answering the questions below

Nickname: Sophie,Soph, Cami, Mila ( Camila is my first name and Sophia my middle name)

Gender: Female ♀️

Astrological sign: Libra with a Aries moon ♎♈

Height: 5'6 and a half (The half matters!)

Sexuality: bisexual

Hogwarts House: I’m a Ravenclaw, baby 💙😉

Favorite Animals: Red Pandas and dogs. I’m allergic to dogs though 😥

Number of Blankets: 8 (not enough 😂)

Where I’m from: My family is from Puerto Rico 🇵🇷 But I live in Florida 🇺🇲 where all the swamps are 😂

Dream Trips: NYC(I love Broadway), London, and, Norway 😊

When I started this account: Earlier this year. It’s been a while 🤗

Why I started this account: Discover people that love Sarah and Tom 🥰 And boy,did I find way more than that ❤

Tags: You’re probably already tagged but I don’t have a lot of people to tag

@sc-rp @marilynroselleprentiss @magicalmemecroissant @taintedslurpee @shineestark @paulsonlove @fandom-shipping-bi-addict @discoball-deaky @imsarahsexual @ahiddlestoner4life @rachelgreensassistant @paulsxn-n17

@singe666 @paulsonxanatomy

@thefandomlesbian @i-am-ashes

@scoutmasterkevin20 @gaga-as-fuckk

@bananaproductions @livelongtonystark

[leftperfectionmoon]

@tiredactivist THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR TAGGING ME! ❤ Also I’m a bit late. This is my first time being tagged here on Tumblr so yay, I hope this is funn!

Rules: tag 20 followers you’d like to get to know better and wrangle them into answering the questions below

Nickname: Don’t really have any.

Gender: Female ♀️

Astrological sign: Ascendant - ♈ Aries and Zodiac - ♍ Virgo

Height: 5'2

Sexuality: Straight

Hogwarts House: RAVENCLAW!

Favorite Animals: Kittens and puppies

Number of Blankets: 5?

Where I’m From: India

Dream Trip: Somewhere where I can enjoy freedom, also Switzerland, Disneyland, Paris, Nashville (Honestly this list has no end).

When I Started This Account: Maybe in January.

Why I Started This Account: Well, I was bored with other social media and I knew that this site was an interesting place so I decided to start an account and explore more about marvel and of course my guilty pleasures of fanfictions.

Tags: @gingerwritess @khaleesi-marvel @kentuckybarnes @bambamwolf87 @babewolfz @frostgiant-asgardianprince @tillkalovescookies @thescreechingnoiseinyourhead @lokifriggasonstark @hard-on-for-hiddleston @anaishow @iamlonelyinvisibly @moderately-ok-trash-bin @avengersfan7 @loki-and-hiddles @tomhiddlestonangel @tayloer123 @darknesstakemeover @lokidoki-imagines @paradisaicsam

Some of these tagged people are not my followers but I really want to know these amazing people so hope you guys don’t mind, ehehehe.

[moderately-ok-trash-bin]

Alrighty so I got tagged in an ask thingy. So now I’m like ugly crying a little bc wow someone wants to know about me, the human trash bin. Living for it tho, thanks @livelongtonystark , I appreciate it :)

Rules: Tag 20 followers you’d like to get to know better and wrangle them into answering the questions below.

Nickname: I don’t have one

Gender: Female

Astrological Sign: Cancer ♋️

Height: 5’6”

Sexuality: Good question. If you figure it out, let me know.

Hogwarts House: Hufflepuff

Favourite Animals: Cats

Number of Blankets: 3-5 for most of the year, but it varies heavily on temperature in the Summer.

Where I’m From: Canada

Dream Trip: Maybe somewhere like Cuba, with a nice, warm beach (the Atlantic is typically pretty cold in my humble opinion). Either that or New York, Japan or Korea.

When I Started This Account: Good question. I forget.

Why I Started This Account: I wanted a good place to read/write fanfictions. But I stayed because the people in my fandoms make some really nice content and for the most part there’s a lot of super nice people. Overall, the parts of Tumblr I see are very positive places. Helps to make me happy despite my sometimes-somewhat-stressful life. :)

Tags: @the-monochrome-jester @wicked-starlight-collector @marvelisgoodforyourhealth @tea-honeybee @derpbrotherhood @jesterpieceofshit

Alrighty that’s the best we’re gonna get there bc I don’t have many followers so a couple of those are just blogs I think are nice that have users that seem like cool people I’d like to know. Sorry if this is annoying or anything.

[itsjustcicero]

Oh jee I was mentioned

Well hiya, @moderately-ok-trash-bin and thanks for mentioning me! It mean a lot 💗💓💓💝💕💞

Rules: Tag 20 followers you’d like to get to know better and wrangle them into answering the questions below

Nicknames: gremlin, cretin, job-goblin, Cicero (like actually the clown man himself’s nake cause I look and act like him apparently)

Gender: Female

Astrological Sign: ♓️ Pisces

Height: 5ft and 1.75 inches

Sexuality: currently dating a trans man whom I love but I sexually like females sexually- if there’s a name for that let me know ( I’m panromantic but I like puSSY)

Hogwarts House: Hufflepuff

Favorite animal: 🦁 Lion

Number of blankets: like 5

Where I’m from: I’m from Florence, Italy but I live in the U.S currently

Dream trip: France, Italy, but most definitely Congo, Africa

When I started this account: I think September or October of 2018

Why I started this account: I don’t really remember. Maybe some scandal on Amino. I just liked drawing Cicero and being apart of the fandoms here. I’ve met so many friends and I can’t wait to meet more.

Tags: god I don’t want to bother anybody but fuck it

@stinkybastardbosmer @baileybooradly @areggos-art-dump @skyrimismycity @uheword @have-you-heard-of-the-high-elves @fairmaidnelly @so-many-fandoms-ohmy @mage-mahariel @shahdaryu @violyd @that-nordic-bish

[so-many-fandoms-ohmy]

Thank you @jesterpieceofshit, you’re certainly not bothering me!

Rules - tag 20 followers and wrangle them into answering the questions below.

Nickname - Ally, Lissy, Lis, Ellie, cave gremlin, evil snack thief

Gender - Female

Astrological Sign - Pisces, but I’m a Gemini at heart

Height - 5'3"

Sexuality - Bisexual and proud

Hogwarts House - Slytherin

Favorite Animal - Felines, Vulpines, a few Canines, and a few birds

Number of Blankets - 1, I can’t do more than that or I’ll die of a heatstroke

Where I’m From - Born in Seattle, Washington, currently down in Arizona

Dream Trip - France, Italy, Scotland, Ireland, Russia, India, Egypt, China, Japan, South and North Korea

When I Started This Account - Sometime around October last year

Why I Started This Account - I wanted to be in an active online community of all my favorite fandoms. Also, I was told not to make an account, so being the teenage bitch I am, I did it anyway.

Tags - Sorry not sorry, thems the rules, @count-lucios-titties, @1petulantpanda, @ariannajewell, @dr-devoraak, @mes-bisous, @howdoyouspelluselessness, @isweariwasntemo,@scream-me-to-sleep, @iwillstabyou37times, @hipsteriousliterarious, @enby-n-tea, @x-frnksfrthmmrs-x, @madam-red-the-va, @ambassadorvivienneofvesuvia, @spookysp-ace, @symphony-of-a-thousand, @carlychameleon, @la-brvja, @duella-darovenah, @youreverydayinternethobo

[ac3has6l00d]

Owo, a tag? Thanks @so-many-fandoms-ohmy

Rules: tag 20 followers and wrangle them into answering the questions below

Nickname- Red (it be a nickname, yo)

Gender- female

Astrological sign- Virgo

Height- maybe… 5ft 4in….. I don’t quite know.

Sexuality- I am Questioning, Ace

Hogwarts House- Ravenclaw

Favorite Animal(s)- Crows and Ravens

Number of Blankets- Two, yes two. I sleep with a comforter and a throw blanket. (I also sleep with two pillows XDXD)

Where I’m From- I am from Maryland but then I moved to Pennsylvania when I was like… six? I have moved around Pennsylvania a few times but I stayed within the same area.

Dream Trip- Japan, hands down. I want to visit when the cherry blossoms are in full bloom.

When I Started This Account- I dunno like… a few years ago?

Why I Started This Account- To fuck around on this hellsite XD

Tag- hmmm, sorry guyss (this is across all four of my accounts)

@bees-in-a-bisexual-trenchcoat @i-nsufficientfunds (i don’t have any followers you know that) @someoneonthisplanetearth @talldevorakandrowdy (wove you) @smol0ctopus @dr-devoraak @lucios-property @cominguprainbows @lawliette1031 @apexgamzee @lil–potato @heir-of-the-founders @thesmutqu33n @just-a-little-mix-of-everything @cutelilbow @somanykirbies @arcana-noodles @pukichun @okami-the-oaktree @witchy-dude23

[smoloctopus]

Uhhhh sure why not! Thanks @madam-red-the-va for tagging me uwu

Rules: answer the questions and then tag 20 ppl!!

Nickname: Maddie, Mads, M^2, demon child,

Gender: female

Astrology sign: Gemini

Height: 5”3’ ish

Sexuality: Bi

Hogwarts house: Slytherin

Favorite animal(s): penguin and octopus

Number of blankets: like 5 or 6. Idk I like being warm 😁

Where I’m from: Upstate NY, USA

Dream Trip: Paris and Venice or the Philippines to see my family’s history. My Tita said she’d take me one day but it’s really expensive :(

When I started my account: about 2 years ago

Why I started my account: for fun and to read better fanfic. Someone suggested I do it as a joke and then I got sucked in.

Tags:

@the-sighs-of-sunset @the-fandom-obsessed-girl @doorsarewannabewindows @hi-im-voldemort @youthbookreview @shinee-over-flowers @iamlightbutiamdark @jadepresley @hblankm @thatoneemobooknerd @mysoultmate

[thatoneemobooknerd]

Names/Nicknames: Sebastian, Seb, Bash, Antichrist, Tamagotchi

Gender: Male

Astrology Sign: Aquarius Sun and Moon, Saggitarius Rising

Height: 5'6"

Sexuality: Bi

Hogwarts House: Slytherin

Favorite animals: Wolves and Bats

Number of Blankets: 2

Where I’m from: Born in Mexico, living in Colorado US

Dream Trip: Greece

When & Why I started my account: Like a year ago? And for the memes and fandoms lol

@the-german-russian-skinwalker @thatoneannoyinghighschoolnerd @soft-trans-on-tumbles @aar-is-not-a-pirate @party-dagger @emoboo-kun @just-kinda-angry

[tea-stained-tabby]

Thanks for tagging me @thatoneemobooknerd!!!!!!!!!!!

Names/Nicknames: you guys had better fuckin call me Lian on here, but irl ppl call me by my birth name (I refuse to acknowledge it anymore on here), or Lily (this is ok, just ask me first). A few of my mutuals have nicknames for me: ‘Raccoon’ and ‘beans’. Love y’all.

Gender: what is that? What is this word you have out before me? I’m not sure I know what it means. (I’m non-binary, my dudes)

Astrology sign: look guys, I may be a witch but this definitely isn’t my specialty so,, yeah. The one I was born into(whatever it’s called) is Taurus ♉️

Height: 5’2

Sexuality: pan/bi

Hogwarts house: not to offend but I really don’t like Harry Potter so idk and idc

Favorite animals: is ‘all of them’ and answer?

Number of blankets: in this house we die like peasants or live like kings with my one, very large, thicc comforter

Where I’m from: Florida! Where the mosquitos are still in the dinosaur era and are as big as grown men! Such a magical place! Full of swamps, too! (I like to give the alligators hugs, that’s why they’re all always smiling.)

Dream trip: away from this hell scape of a fucking world idk bro

When and why I started this account: I started this in November of 2017,, so like??? 20 months ago?? And I did it bc those were my superwholock years and I thought it was still running rampant on here (it ‘twas not, only toxic fandom was left, still all that’s here really)

Tagging (not 20, sorry):

@galexion @amllama @lnsert-generic-url @idontfuckingknowbuttacos @castielloveshisdean @timetravelingcacti @whoever else wants to join in

[idontfuckingknowbuttacos]

Thanks for tagging me @thatoneannoyinghighschoolnerd

Names/Nicknames: My birthname is Natalie but people call me Nat (Which I absolutely hate) Some people call me b**ch, wh**e, and other very unkind names but my Raccoon friend who tagged me calls me Drywall

Gender: Female

Astrology sign: Cancer

Height: 5’0

Sexuality: Lesbian

Hogwarts house: Ravenclaw

Favorite animals: Every single animal on this horrid planet

Number of blankets: Like 5 on my bed but since I share a bed with my sister I only get one that I bought

Where I’m from: Oklahoma!

Dream trip: Go on a road trip and pick up all my online friends in the way and just stop somewhere we all want to go and just spend time with each other there

When and why I started this account: I don’t quite remember when I started this account but I started it because I wanted to make friends and also to get away from my real life.

Tagging ( I’m sorry I don’t have friends): @write-it-motherfuckers @blueinkblot @rainbow-est-slinky

[birdb0y-blog]

god this is cute

[kagesdumpsterfire]

Welp!

Hi! I’m KK. I have fought for a long time to stay away from the dumpster fire. I didn’t even ship Destiel until a year ago. Then my friend told me about cockles. He tried for a long time to get me to see it. Admittedly, I preferred to stay in the cardboard box, outside the trashcan that was dumpster adjacent at first. I could appreciate the beauty of the fire without getting burnt. A few months later, I found myself inside the trash can, catching a few of the embers but still out of harms way and now? Well…after these last two weeks….I would like to officially submit my application of residency to the Dumpster Mansion because I literally can’t with these two any more!!!

Where do I sign up?

[mmmexperimental]

@dimples-of-discontent  @magnificent-winged-beast  there’s no sign up sheet is there? I think we all just jump in and enjoy the view right? 😁👍😍

[magnificent-winged-beast]

As one of the deep bottom and fairly recent resident of the Dumpster Mansion, I welcome you @ifellinthefire and @mmmexperimental.

Enjoy our main course of Cockles 🐚we also have cookies.

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

Staff: *bans female presenting nipples*

Me: goddamnit this is exactly how Japanese tentacle porn was created

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

Japanese. Tentacle. Porn.

Alright everyone sit your asses down and shut up I’m finna learn y’all a thing

Ok so in the early 1900s there’s this dude named Franz Ferdinand and then there’s some peeps that wanna kill him. They all get together one day to kill him while he’s in his car. The first one was a pussy and chickened out and the second one threw a grenade but forgot to factor in the delay so it blew up way passed his car so he took cyanide and jumped into a river but the cyanide was expired and therefore useless and the river was like six inches deep. The rest of them were like “fuck this” and went to get a sandwich. However, Ferdinand’s driver took a wrong turn and was like “oh well I’ll just turn around at this sandwich shop” and the guys were like “oh shit isn’t that the guy we’re trying to kill” and they shot him starting WW1.

The Germans got their asses handed to them in WW1 causing them to get all butthurt and put hitler into power. Around this time Japan was trying to take over eastern Asia (basically just a small portion of China but its the thought that counts) and Germany was like “hey do you guys wanna be friends and take over the world together?” And Japan was like “hell ya my dude” and WW2 started. Also Italy was there. Anyway Germany/Japan/Italy all got their asses kicked and much like post WW1 Germany, Japan got a much stricter government. Their new strict government outlawed porn but the people of Japan were horny and one guy was like “hey guys do you remember those American soldiers that were just here kicking our asses? Well they brought these things called comic books so maybe we could make porn in comic book style” thus the birth of hentai. But then the government tried to ban that because it still showed dicks and dicks weren’t allowed so they started drawing porn with any relitively dick shaped object, the most popular being tentacles. It became so popular that even after the porn ban was lifted people continued making tentacle porn because it was such a widespread fetish.

So there you have it:

The assassination of Franz Ferdinand lead to the creation of Japanese tentacle porn

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

so for some reason this post has disappeared off my dash so i spent forever searching to bring it back again you’re welcome 

[brokeco]

If I had to read this, I’m taking my followers down with me.

I’d be lonely down there without you guys!

[c4rist4rs]

I read the entire post in bill wurtz voice a la history of japan

[olivia-ivy]

I thought this was an excerpt of one of his videos lol

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

I might make a video about this soon if I ever get my ass around to making a YouTube channel

[chaoticum]

I believe in free education, one that’s available to everyone; no matter their race, gender, age, wealth, etc… This masterpost was created for every knowledge hungry individual out there. I hope it will serve you well. Enjoy!

FREE ONLINE COURSES (here are listed websites that provide huge variety of courses)

Alison 

Coursera

FutureLearn

open2study

Khan Academy

edX

P2P U

Academic Earth

iversity

Stanford Online

MIT Open Courseware

Open Yale Courses

BBC Learning

OpenLearn

Carnegie Mellon University OLI

University of Reddit

Saylor

IDEAS, INSPIRATION & NEWS (websites which deliver educational content meant to entertain you and stimulate your brain)

TED

FORA

Big Think 

99u

BBC Future

Seriously Amazing

How Stuff Works

Discovery News

National Geographic

Science News

Popular Science

IFLScience

YouTube Edu

NewScientist

DIY & HOW-TO’S (Don’t know how to do that? Want to learn how to do it yourself? Here are some great websites.)

wikiHow

Wonder How To

instructables

eHow

Howcast

MAKE

Do it yourself

FREE TEXTBOOKS & E-BOOKS

OpenStax CNX

Open Textbooks

Bookboon

Textbook Revolution

E-books Directory

FullBooks

Books Should Be Free

Classic Reader

Read Print

Project Gutenberg

AudioBooks For Free

LibriVox

Poem Hunter

Bartleby

MIT Classics

Many Books

Open Textbooks BCcampus

Open Textbook Library

WikiBooks

SCIENTIFIC ARTICLES & JOURNALS

Directory of Open Access Journals

Scitable

PLOS

Wiley Open Access

Springer Open

Oxford Open

Elsevier Open Access

ArXiv

Open Access Library

LEARN:

1. LANGUAGES

Duolingo

BBC Languages

Learn A Language

101languages

Memrise

Livemocha

Foreign Services Institute

My Languages

Surface Languages

Lingualia

OmniGlot

OpenCulture’s Language links

2. COMPUTER SCIENCE & PROGRAMMING

Codecademy

Programmr

GA Dash

CodeHS

w3schools

Code Avengers

Codelearn

The Code Player

Code School

Code.org

Programming Motherf*?$%#

Bento

Bucky’s room

WiBit

Learn Code the Hard Way

Mozilla Developer Network

Microsoft Virtual Academy

3. YOGA & MEDITATION

Learning Yoga

Learn Meditation

Yome

Free Meditation

Online Meditation

Do Yoga With Me

Yoga Learning Center

4. PHOTOGRAPHY & FILMMAKING

Exposure Guide

The Bastards Book of Photography

Cambridge in Color

Best Photo Lessons

Photography Course

Production Now

nyvs

Learn About Film

Film School Online

5. DRAWING & PAINTING

Enliighten

Ctrl+Paint

ArtGraphica

Google Cultural Institute

Drawspace

DragoArt

WetCanvas

6. INSTRUMENTS & MUSIC THEORY

Music Theory

Teoria

Music Theory Videos

Furmanczyk Academy of Music

Dave Conservatoire

Petrucci Music Library

Justin Guitar

Guitar Lessons

Piano Lessons

Zebra Keys

Play Bass Now

7. OTHER UNCATEGORIZED SKILLS

Investopedia

The Chess Website

Chesscademy

Chess.com

Spreeder

ReadSpeeder

First Aid for Free

First Aid Web

NHS Choices

Wolfram Demonstrations Project

Please feel free to add more learning focused websites. 

*There are a lot more learning websites out there, but I picked the ones that are, as far as I’m aware, completely free and in my opinion the best/ most useful.

[bunney]

reblog if you're a lil ugly and you fall in love with anyone who's kinda nice to you

[lookatmeenoww-deactivated201301]

Okay seriously. Reblog if you're OLDER than 11.

[danisontnonfire]

why is it that not more than 1/20 of Tumblr haven’t reblogged this

[b00bconnoisseur]

Im fifteennnn

[red-in-the-streets]

Adult

[vampire-rae-deactivated20210807]

I’m 16

[write-it-motherfuckers]

You stared blankly at the officer in front of you, arms crossed loosely in irritation and defiance.

“You want me to what?”

The officer winced at your tone, seemingly trying not to curl in on themselves under your strangely intimidating gaze.

“W-we…uh… We need you to try and calm them down… It’s no secret that you have an almost supernatural affinity with animals-” 

“This isn’t an animal, it’s a motherfucking Dragon you brainless wet wipe. What exactly do you expect me to do?” You snapped, interrupting the officer.

The officer seemed to fold in on themselves even more, their colleagues shuffling nervously under your gaze.

“H-honestly… we’ve run out of options.” They admitted after a few moments.

Staring at them for a moment longer, you thought it over, rubbing at your face tiredly in frustration.

“Since you know of me, you obviously know my conditions. Correct?” Seeing their nod, you continued before they could respond.

“And you fully accept that, if I manage to bring them under control, all ownership and control is passed onto me, yes?” 

Seeing them nod once more, you narrowed your eyes, only accepting their response once they gave a full verbal and binding answer. Sighing harshly, you pushed yourself upright and then stalked out of the tent without a word, the officers scrambling along behind you to keep up. Eventually, you reached the piss poor barricade they had set up, and climbed over the top, everyone else nervously taking shelter, leaving you to go on alone.

Everywhere you looked, there was destruction, making it obvious that they had waited until the very last minute to contact you. It was no wonder, as they were highly unlikely to want to give up control of such a powerful creature easily. Your services had always come with that particular clause, a decision you had made after witnessing one too many people abuse the creatures once they were returned to their care. 

Walking fearlessly on, you found yourself a good vantage point, and took your first proper look at the raging dragon. Squinting, you watched them for a moment and then shook your head, scowling deeply as you corrected yourself.

Not raging… confused, pained, Terrified.

[idontfuckingknowbuttacos]

I feel like writing this. I have a great idea how to continue it, but I’m not very good with punctuation. So if anybody could help with that please text me!

[write-it-motherfuckers]

You should take a shot at it Darling, I’m sure you’ll be able to find a beta reader. Either way, reblogging so that my other lovely Darlings can see your call for help.

[blueinkblot]

HANDWRITING TAG

Tagged by: @multimousenette

The rules:

Write the alphabet capitalised and in lowercase as well as the digits 0-9.

Write your blog’s URL.

Write “The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.”

Write a quote or some song lyrics.

Tag some people and then write their URLs, too.

Tagging @idontfuckingknowbuttacos, @my-desk-is-full-of-used-pens, @rainbowglittr, @mistyskii, and @catgirlwarrior

[idontfuckingknowbuttacos]

Tagged by @blueinkblot

@thatoneannoyinghighschoolnerd @queenoffloweryhell @rainbow-est-slinky @hot-jello and finally one of the very very best, other than the others on this list because they are amazing too, @write-it-motherfuckers

[pretty-castiel]

Reblog if you want a terrible, 3 sentence fan fiction in your ask, based on your url

[back-that-sass-up]

THIS HAS OVER 40,000 NOTES AND WITHIN FIFTEEN MINUTES I FOUND THIS IN MY MESSAGES:

“and then i saw him walk across the room. he got very close to me and whispered “back that sass up”“

[oroborochi]

80,000 NOTES AND I GOT ONE!

“ He descended upon me, that pink archangel, with those pink and ripe nipples. “

[anotherfirebender-deactivated20]

12 minutes “Oh not. Not another fire bender!” I said to myself. But then he came up behind me and grabbed my ass. So he’s cool now I guess 288,250 notes

[matt-the-blind-cinnamon-roll]

HALF AN HOUR AT MOST “Its okay,” he said leaning his walking stuck against the wall and removing the young man’s glasses “ let me frost your roll” matt the blind cinnamon roll blushes as his core softened for his new lover.

[disastrousqueer]

i need that

[disastrousqueer]

holy shit i got two?? i feel so special rn

[leftyluci]

Please

[leesacrakon]

I need

[edgelord-zuuko]

I want one

[iliketorosorry]

Yes please!

[niccotinno-deactivated20230321]

I love this

[rebelwhodoesntknow]

Please yes (i don’t have anon on but please)

[idontfuckingknowbuttacos]

Pleashhhh

[write-it-motherfuckers]

You hadn’t meant to do it, neither the summoning, not what came after honestly. None of you had thought it would work in the first place, when you began fucking around with the weird book your friend had found. 

You hadn’t been all that interested when they found the spell, but as they needed four people to make it work, you had reluctantly agreed. Ten minutes later, you had all been knocked back as smoke billowed from the centre of the circle, a tall demonic form taking shape. 

You could see your friends trembling in fear as they peered up at the demon, each of them shuddering as she dragged her gaze over everyone in the room. The look in her eyes had been predatory when they landed upon you, a hunger burning in them eyes that made you wonder if she intended to kill you and devour your soul. 

Heart thundering in your ears, you had blinked dumbly up at her, opening your mouth with a shaky inhale…. and promptly asked her on a date.

All of your friends had instantly fallen silent at your words, one of them muttering something along the lines of “fucking really?” before they were cut off by the demons barely stifled laughter, having apparently finally gotten over her own shock. 

Eyes gleaming, she had raked her eyes over you slowly before smirking, sliding a blackened tongue over intimidatingly sharp teeth. To your surprise, a noticeable blush had formed over the bridge of her nose and tips of her ears, obviously more flustered by your abrupt interest than she was willingly letting on. 

“I think I’ll take you up on that cutie…” She said after a moment, smoke starting to billow up around her again.

“You’ll be seeing me soon~” She all but purred, before vanishing the same way she had come.

There was silence for a couple of moments, before everyone collectively turned shaken and exasperated looks onto you. Taking a deep shuddering breath, you pressed your hands over your face with a loud embarrassed groan.

“God I’m so gay”

[undead0relived]

I’m cackling at how this sounds like, more than half of my friends. I’d want to be a guy with a livable wage

[write-it-motherfuckers]

I’m so fucking confused by the way you’ve worded this.

[idontfuckingknowbuttacos]

This is a moooooood. I am so gay that I don’t know what to do.

[gaypeopletwitter]

[idontfuckingknowbuttacos]

My only question is where did the A in Bisexual go?

[arachnophilliac]

💖⚢⚧⚢hey you, reader! read this please⚢⚧⚢💖

ok, so it bothers me how disproportionate the support for trans men vs trans women is.

im not saying trans men dont deserve all the love and support in the world but so do us trans girls, like ill go to the ftm tag an see passing tips, clothing/binder hacks, an so much stuff but the mtf tag is full of chasers sissys an crossdressers. plus yall will post stuff like

all trans women are beutiful and need protection

but when one of ours sisters gets killed, or beaten yall seem to turn a blind eye??

not saying its everyone but ive mainly found that on tumblr an instagram. the lack of mtf support makes me so frustrated and mad

this is a poll taken from a trans support insta account. 176 people responed. 94% said they are FtM or nb which is fine, but only 5.6 percent were MtF. lets round the number up to 180 and with some simple math, 170 people out of 180 trans people (in this demographic) were FtM or nb, whereas 31 people are MtF. side note, when i look up MtF dysphoria help the first thing to come up is “FtM dysphoria and passing tips”. i was crying on my bathroom floor with scissors ready to cut my genitals off and when i looked for help it wasnt even for me and my sisters. the only passing and dysphoria help i could find is for closeted trans girls which is awesome but what about passing tips for trans women who are already out? the dangers of some trans girl things didnt even become known to me until i found a post on an obscure insta account with under 100 followers which detailed the risks of thing such as tucking, wearing tight push up bras, wearing excessive makeup for a long time, and sromach thinners/ waist boosters like coursettes. this is all i have to say but please reblog this. trans women such as myself and my sisters deserve so much more attention and support than we get.

TL;DR

trans women arent given enough attention or help is the trans community these days

reblog to help out our trans sisters out there closested or not

edit:

holy fuck can yall chill out. im just trying to point out a problem ive personally seen. if you think otherwise keep it to yourself because this post is not for discourse its about raising awareness. and who gives a singular fuck if im a transmed or not, respect my belifs and ill respect yours. and calling me ablesit @frogger-hates-pedos is so fucking wrong because i have a learning disability and it impacts my everyday life. yes ive posted questionable things in the past but they were MEMES. if you dont like or agree with what i have to say then please ignore it and saying that i shouldnt have a platform goes against the fact that i am a trans women advocating for our rights and addressing a problem ive noticed. thank you and have a nice night