DarkRaven @darkraven2994 - Tumblr Blog

i-am-a-lazy-mess

hate when I type :) and this 🙂 fucker appears. Go away you evil soul

#SAME #me

s3ct0rr

see? he told you

#d3rlord3 #averythemayo #sfawdte #dawtde

treasuredplanet

I think that when you're overstimulated you should appear kind of grayed out and no one should be able to interact with you like a locked character in a video game

#need this to be a feature for me pls #me

taraxippos

Akira bike sliding on a horse

concept art

concept art

FIRE EMOJI

My take on the Blaze Empress for @the-blaze-empress during @mcytbattleship ! I had SO much fun doing this one!

#philza hc s4 #mcyt #YOOOOOO #THIS IS SO COOL SHE'S SO PRETTY #blaze empress

gayvampyr

losing it over this. unbridled chaos

#video #omg the frickin tiny mount #I'm losing my mind #I love it

frogmoss1

me: *trying to take my socks off but they keep getting stuck on my heel* oh fuck. goddamnit.

the extractor fan in a bathroom in Norway that has an intrinsic link to my spirit: *momentarily whirs louder*

billyshakesqueer

5 original posts remain

wolvesintheflowers-deactivated2

I laughed to hard at this fucking thing.

nattousan

#pffft

roki11

Headcanon: D3rlord3 likes fishing but Avery doesn't. However, Avery always goes with Derek because he likes to spend time with him

#sfawtde #averythemayo #d3rlord3 #dawtde #PRETTY

hollowboobtheory

knowing when not to open the comments is a skill

hollowboobtheory

internet soft skills

not opening the comments

letting people be wrong

letting people be wrong about YOU

letting people have a bad impression of you (see above)

knowing when your input isn't needed

spotting bot comments

block button

hollowboobtheory

blocking tip: you don't have to wait to have a negative interaction with someone to block them. you can block them without ever interacting with them. I can't tell you how many times I've seen someone being rude to someone else and preemptively blocked them

bigbigbigtruck

"why'd they block me? we've never talked" bro if i see you being nasty to the bartender i'm not gonna chat you up

#important

gayforcarstairsgirls

"came back wrong" but it's food that you heated up in the microwave

abalidoth

OK SO

For anyone who hasn't heard my Microwave Rant:

Microwaves are designed to be used at a broad range of power levels. If you're getting bad results reheating your food, and you're doing everything on full blast, try a lower power setting! 50% power for twice the time, just give it a shot. It gives the heat time to spread evenly, and prevents overcooking of parts that are exposed to more radiation.

People complain about reheated pizza a lot -- that's bc overheating the crust makes it tough and chewy. I usually do pizza on 30% power for THREE times as long because it's especially vulnerable -- and my crust always comes out nice and tender.

I think there's a good metaphor for Came Back Wrong here too: if you actually take the time to do your necromantic ritual and/or unholy experiment right, and don't rush it at 100% power, you're likely to get better results.

mouseonamoose

Since reading this post and following its advice, my microwaved good comes out so much better.

archenarrow

Since reading this post a d following its advice, my necromantic rituals have come out so much better.

#cool facts #funny

wizardarchetypes

funniest convo ever with a guy who said 2 me "nobody uses journalism degrees" and i said "my mom has a bachelors in journalism" and he smiled like knowingly and said "yeah, but what does she do?" and i said "she runs a newspaper and publishes romance novels on the side." and he literally said "oh" and nothing else. like he ended the whole conversation there.

wizardarchetypes

i've just been informed he has a trombone degree. like the study of playing trombone. which is all well and good, i genuinely think we should all have the opportunity to chase our academic bliss but i do think the trombone studies guy should hesitate to judge the economic value of other people's degrees no

#omg