Oh shi-

Reblogging, probably going to upload some drawings in here. Just have this to have fun D:

[autisticexpression]

[deputy-ajay-ghale]

[sugarcoatednightshade]

Holy fucking shit i have finally laid eyes on this legendary post

[lgbt-tiktoks]

[rednightmare18]

25-35 is such a weird fucking age because you’re 100% a bread-and-butter Standard Edition Millennial but the cool teens are like “ok boomer” because you have a Real Job but the actual Boomers at your job are like “I’m not going to listen to a literal fucking child” as they download 16 self-replicating viruses and meanwhile the Gen Xers are telling you to refinance a mortgage for a house you don’t have and you’re sitting there at the Adults Table with the pretty tasty casserole you cooked because you’ve finally figured out how to do that now but everyone is eating the Boomer’s store-bought macaroni instead and admittedly they do sort of taste similar so it probably wasn’t worth all the trouble of cooking from scratch and you’re trying to comfort the freshly-graduated sobbing 22-year-old next to you because she just woke up here and doesn’t know where she is but you have like maybe 5k dollars in a savings account labelled RETIREMENT that grows approx. twelve cents a year and you keep eating dry macaroni while smiling incomprehensibly and periodically blacking out like ??????????

[witcheshaven]

[rude-and-still-ginger]

Omg someone FINALLY put it into WORDS

[lexa-el-amin]

truer words have never been spoken

[dontmeantobepoliticalbut]

[weavemama]

daily reminder that there is absolutely nothing normal about being expected to waste a majority of your life at a corporation to survive instead of indulging in better life experiences ✨

[ralfmaximus]

In the 1960s it was a common speculation that by 1980 the typical work week would consist of 4 days. And by the year 2000 we’d be working no more than 3 days a week.

Because of computerization, automation, and better efficiencies in workflow.

Guess what happened instead?

[yeahiwasintheshit]

[theweirdwideweb]

[okaywallflour]

1. get crush on girl

2. ????????

3. be girlfriends

4. get married

[the-bright-path-deactivated2021]

2. Talk to girl

[orangesodamayhem-deactivated202]

impossible

[the-bright-path-deactivated2021]

[russiawave]

[magistrate-of-mediocrity]

Those am him leafs

[pettycentral]

[gey4pey]

“Damn that’s wild…..try this phone game though”

[sp-o-o-n]

While we’re playing Lily’s Garden… they be playing Lily’s Heart 😔

[is-there-an-undo-button]

you guys are missing the best part

[homosexualontheloose]

DAMN BITCH

[drinkyourjuiceshelby]

Oh y'all wanted a twist

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Me, applying a protective Gay Barrier™ before heading out to meet up with the Straights:

[sarahconnorjr]

[queereyegifs]

x

[japanesebonustrack]

“i can’t do simple hygiene bc im depressed” that’s easy babe! just do simple hygiene

[hundondestiny]

Y’all always have to wallow in your misery instead of considering maybe, just maybe, the encouragement people like this give is just telling people to do one, easy thing instead of worrying about a whole routine. Can’t make yourself shower? That’s fine, just brush your teeth. Don’t have the energy to do your hair? Okay, just brush your teeth.

Making 1 small change that can start improving your mood leads to other small changes. When I couldn’t make myself shower I would make sure I changed underwear every day. And then I started using baby wipes to keep myself fresh. And then I worked my way back to trying to take showers every day. My record might not be perfect but I’m getting better.

It’s really unhealthy to keep the mindset that anyone who isn’t miserable and suffering under their mental illness or emotional problems doesn’t know what they’re talking about. Maybe they’ve just grown to learn how to love and care for themselves in spite of what they’re going through.

[christiangothdotcom]

I don’t know what any of you people think professional help looks like, but when you walk in and say “i’m too depressed to do anything” they don’t just nod and say “well you’re broken forever i guess”. they don’t say “here take this pill and it’ll fix everything”. they work with you one step at a time and explain to you that you CAN in fact do simple things even though you’re depressed. it isn’t easy, but it’s not impossible, it just happens in small steps, but it isn’t getting any easier when you react to every instance of someone trying to help by refusing to listen.

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

The advice he gives is seriously so solid. A lot of times it’s hard to motivate yourself to do something because it seems too daunting to commit to a full routine, so doing one simple thing can help you get motivated for the next simple thing and so on and so forth. Other posters are right, therapists, at least the ones worth anything, don’t just throw pills at you and tell you you’re never going to improve oh well, they give you simple manageable tips to improve your situation.

[ghiraheeheeheem]

Recovery is about baby steps at a gentle pace, not using it as a crutch to never ever try to make your situation better. No one said recovery is easy, but it does take at least a smidgeon of willpower/effort on your part. You have to want it enough to be willing to try. I’m not saying you have to Just Do It and fix your life overnight but if you aren’t willing to try then no one can help you. 

[thatsaltysmallhuman-deactivated]

PRAISE THE LORD

[janiedean]

also clean your teeth because you’ll regret it sorely if you don’t and then your paychecks will disappear in your dentist’s account and you don’t want that

[with-practice]

[earthshaker1217]

Well okay.

[o-kurwa]

How to make Jehovah's witnesses go away

[goldenmarshmallow]

Probably one of my favorite scenes. Go watch The Gay and Wondrous Life of Caleb Gallo it’s hilarious 

[blackberryshawty]

I think about this scene a lot

[mens-rights-activia]

This loops perfectly

[hustlerose]

slipknot sounds like werewolf lube 

[hustlerose]

stop reblogging this