Ah, a weary traveler! Get off my lawn.

current icon is by Iguanamouth; from their green team sticker pack

[o-kurwa]

[magicalgirlmindcrank]

My man was really gonna let a fucking BEAR into his house for the views and the BEAR had to be the sensible one here

[pseudo-seraphim]

The bear said “You live like this?”

[astraltrickster]

This always takes me the fuck out because so far as I can tell that's LITERALLY what's happening. That bear is looking around pretty apprehensive, it looks like she's sizing up the likelihood of finding something good in there (food, shelter, whatever) vs the odds of getting hurt...and coming to the conclusion that it's not worth it. That human is just acting too weird.

The bear is, LITERALLY, exhibiting more common sense and wildlife encounter good practice than the cameraperson.

[drheck]

[horse-luvr-47]

[grox]

I do hold scorn for people in weed states I do. I really do. The way your stupid 21 year old ass can go to the weed store and buy weed. The way your stupid 21 year old ass can buy weed online not a care in the world. And you have so much to choose from. You have so much fucking gorrila cumshot big fat load of cum horse cock mega 1 billion tch % to choose from and they all got different names and when our good texan plugs come home from colorado they bring that poison with them. They bring that poison home to us. And the people of texas, we're smoking that poison. Were smoking that filthy filthy colorado 10000 thc shit, and were dying. Were dying out here. The soil down here is lerfect for weed. If we could have weed we could create, beautiful poison. Way more toxic than colorodo. Way more toxic than california. We can make weed so insane, bitched from colorado will come down here, to smoke OUR poison. And WE could name it shit like Ram Ranch. We could name it shit like Horse Erection. We could name it shit like, I dont know, Forget The Alamo. YOU, worthless idiots up north, can smoke our latino magic. You dont got tejanos. You dont got our technology. You don't got what it takes. You dont know what its like. Theyre not legalizing weed down here cause they hate us. You know they do. You know for a fact they do. So yeah. Just think before you spark up with that shit you got down the street trouble free. Do so in my name. In our name. Keep the less fortunate in mind. I HOPE THE CIELING FAN FALLS ON YOU

[therenobee]

Visit Original Link

[brattylikestoeat]

[ragnarokascendant]

I still find it hilarious he turned regular apples into... apples

[beastieballgame]

Hi!! This is the officially unofficial page for BEASTIEBALL!!

Beastieball is a turn-based, open-world volleyball RPG where you coach a sports team of Beasties. Beasties play as a pair on the field, and as they compete together their friendships grow stronger, unlocking new abilities and combo plays!

The game is being developed by Wishes Unlimited, the studio behind Wandersong and Chicory: A colorful tale! Some of the creature designers are also here on tumblr ;) I'm a moderator for the discord (along with the other mods here!) spreading the good word because I think this game is awesome and you should play it

Steam: https://store.steampowered.com/app/1864950/Beastieball/

Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MX2-7t2DSz8

Website: http://beastieballgame.com

Discord: https://discord.com/invite/h3V73gAC

[solacefruit]

Beastieball -- Early Access Launch Trailer 2024

[buginacup]

BEASTIEBALL COMES OUT TODAY!!!

If you like my work, well written RPGs, or just any game where you're collecting monsters I super duper recommend you pick it up on Steam - and I'm not just saying that! I LOVE this game and I'm so proud of what we've made together.

[shadow27]

[witchofprose-deactivated2020041]

This is the FUNNIEST SHIT I HAVE EVER SEEN

[untitled12573]

Reblogging for cultural enrichment

[lab-gr0wn-lambs]

bout time I brought back the Laurel and Hardy flex tape-

[knitmeapony]

From The Killers, 1946. A Film Noir Classic

[theprofessional-amateur]

I’m an archivist, behold my growing collection was of old photos mirroring timeless memes I’ve come across at various places I’ve worked.

[pocketss]

laurie 😔

[phantomtrax]

wayne's pig rage

[utopians]

life becomes so beautiful when you start cooking rice in liquids other than water

[utopians]

put that basmati rice in the cooker with coconut cream and chicken stock and an entire onion that you've diced and sauteed with garlic until transparent. and some salt and pepper. Trust me

[youaremyeverlovin]

[effemimaniac]

"Uncle Benadryl's one minute rice" one minute what? awake? left to live?

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

[marxalittle]

Hoooooooooooooo shit that railslide??? Up???????

[simplyjustfucked]

[counterpick-me-irl]

SEIS fag sex? En esta economia?

[m--ood-deactivated20181217]

Firefighter demonstrates how to put out a kitchen fire

[chronotriggerwarning-deactivate]

Reblog to actually save a life

[khaldurahm-kal-el]

To explain. The latter works because you’re cutting off the supply of oxygen to the fire and suffocating it

as opposed to slapping oxygen inside the pan with the downward motion

[norealdestination]

Reblogging, because this is so important. When I was learning how to cook for myself in my tweens, I had at least a five years of fire safety seminars from school drilling this into my head, and I STILL had that instinctive put-the-fire-out-with-water reflex. Didn’t even think. I saw our oily burner catch fire after frying eggs, whipped around towards the sink for water, and my brain immediately screamed NO!!! NO WATER! I mean that fire safety stuff straight up bitchslapped me out of REFLEXIVELY setting my house on fire. I found a pot lid and inched it over the burner before turning off the heat. Even if you think you know this stuff, panic is powerful shit. Make knowledge more powerful.

[postcards-from-absurdland]

“Even if you think you know this stuff, panic is powerful shit. Make knowledge more powerful.”

[hellsite-quotes]

- norealdestination

March 10 2018

[kitsnicket]

[factsinallcaps]

ON THE SHOW "SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS," THE KRABBY PATTIES THE TITULAR SPONGEBOB MAKES PROFESSIONALLY ARE, PER THE SERIES CREATOR, VEGETARIAN. THIS IS BECAUSE NICKELODEON HAD RULES FOR THE SPONGEBOB PRODUCTION TEAM AGAINST DEPICTING FISH AS FOOD FOR OTHER FISH. SOMETIMES THEY BROKE THIS RULE

[factsinallcaps]

SOMETIMES THEY BROKE THIS RULE

[tamamita]

The average Yankee politician yearns for blood to consume

[hesperocyon-lesbian]

[tamamita]

[mangonetics]

an xbox one update bricked all the older model xbox ones and nobody noticed because nobody bought an xbox one and nobody who did still uses it

[captain-price-unofficially]

A streamer I follow has his Xbone on the desk next to him with googly eyes glued to it so he can use it as a prop. We call it Xbob. Sometimes he beats it with a pipe.

[captain-price-unofficially]

[chowell365]

Last time Pat did this Xbob dented the hell out of that pipe. Xbob Strong

[siristhedragon]

Public Alpha Demo Release! - Project Silverfish DEMO by Siris Pendrake

Free Public Demo now available! Play it now: https://siris-pendrake.itch.io/project-silverfish Project Silverfish is a non-linear, Immersive